I made the song he's rhyming to on this website. If you click the hidden links on the painting you get to look at other paintings, a run down of his group and solo shows, as well as his discography.
Annexia is a myth. R.I.P. C.H.U.D. at KRRC 1999-2003! Longest playing radio show on Reed College Campus. "Tune in next week, even though you ain't tuned in." -Bobby P. circa. 2000
Movies
Henry Fool
Television
I think this medium is perfectly fine and doesn't rot your brain any more than any other passive aesthetic activity. Lots of other shit caters to the lowest common denominator, too. You have to find the good shit. I don't see why people are so down on it.
Books
Perfume
Heroes
Power is not a means, it is an end. In our world, there will only be triumph in certain places. Everything else shall be destroyed. Power is inflicting pain and humiliation, of that you can be sure. Power is tearing human minds apart, and putting them together again in new shapes of your own choosing. You want a vision of the future? Imagine...
Mr. Wood's Details
Status:
In a Relationship
Body type:
0' 8"
Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
Mr. Wood's Schools
Reed College
Portland, OR
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: In Progress
Major: Cannibalistics
Minor: Voyeurism
Clubs: Trench Coat Mafia
1998 to 2001
Portland State University
Portland, OR
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: German Studies
Minor: 13 Mystikal MFing YEARS!
Clubs: Urban Cow Tippers
Greek:
Mu Mu Mu
1993 to Present
Mr. Wood loves his girlfriend. Posted at 6:14 AM Nov 23 view more
I used to provide the beats for Robert Paulson (Cadalack Ron) at a radio show on Reed College campus from 99-2001. "Little Johnny" started out as a concept because we were using instrumentals from a Company Flow album called "Little Johnny from the Hozpital". For some reason Rob started calling me "Little Johnny". Some people have heard "Little Johnny" mentioned in some of Cadalack's rhymes and they "thought that was some other fool". The character of "Little Johnny" started getting all kinds of weird associations that have nothing to do with the El-p concept and are more free floating in their tangents on the number of rats that can be inserted into whichever particular orifice. So sometimes it could refer to me but even when I was playing the Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller dyslexic in the sewers character, in what way were those extensions of me ever real anyway.
I still try to make songs sometimes. In 2006 I made one that ended up being used on Cadalack's 2007 album "Dead at 27". That album featured collaborations with a variety of producers and emcees: Serp Dot, Existereo, Konsept, Open Mike Eagle, Briefcase of the Constructivists, MOT, FOTNS, Silencio, etc.
If you're at all interested in my personal ambitions feel free to check out my latest blog post! Click Here to view. I can gaurentee that, at the very least, you'll find it interesting. Please leave comments on the blog post! Meanwhiles, here's the latest comedy brought to you by Goat Face. Some kids I wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley!
This is the latest in our Cybermagick technology. I call it "Infernal Love." This video uses technology called "Brainwave Entrainment." For the Brainwave Entrainment to work it is necessary to wear headphones.
This video is designed to bring love and in some cases money into your life. (Yes, this is a Lovecraft video.) I call it Infernal Love because it employs some forms of magick found in Grimoires.
Please watch this video (with headphones), wait 3 to 7 days, and let us know how it worked! (Some effects are instant.)
If anything good comes into your life via watching this video, please send me a comment back letting me know.
Hey, how often does someone cast a free spell for you? Please take the time to grab a pair of headphones, watch this short 9 minute video, and if this video does anything good in your life, please take the time to send a thank you message back. They are very much appreciated!
(If you suffer from seizures or epilepsy, please do not watch this video.)
To give extra strength to this video, burn a candle after watching it.
I wasn't aware of the history of that story, but it does nevertheless prove an absolute point! I've worked in enough situations where lazy fuck-offs got away with doing nothing, while people like me busted my ass. Even worse, there are often times when the company will recognize that certain people aren't working up to the standards expected, but is afraid to fire them because it might end up in a lawsuit. So I end up doing twice the work, while a certain 'protected' asshole sits around. AND EVERYONE WONDERS WHY I'M PISSED OFF ALL OF THE TIME!!!!
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