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  • Alan Gunter

  • 31 / Male
  • Sunnyvale, US
  • Last Login: 11/26/2009

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Interests

  • General

    My Bike (07 Suzuki Boulevard), Movies, Tv, Music, Pretty Much Anything Fun.

  • Music

    Country, Rock, 80's, Blues, Comedy, I can stand Rap and Jazz if I'm with friends but I don't go looking for either.

  • Movies

    American Pie Films, Biker Boyz, Boondock Saints, Brick, Dawn Of The Dead (Classic and New) Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Hideaway, Indian Summer, Kuffs, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Night Of The Living Dead (Original), Predator, Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, Replacement Killers, Rules Of Attraction, Rushmore, Say Anything, Silence Of The Lambs, Silverado, Spaceballs, The Stand, Stand By Me, Stephen Kings It, Top Gun, Torque, Tremors, True Romance, Uncle Buck, Usual Suspects, Waking Ned Devine, Watchmen, X Men, X2 and anything by Kevin Smith (YES, even Jersey Girl

  • Television

    Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Terminator, Sons of Anarchy, Criminal Minds, Fringe, House, The Unit, Daily Show, C.S.I. (All 3), Mythbusters and Numb3rs, to name a few. (Yeah, I wantch a LOT of TV. Gotta love the DVR).

  • Books

    Some of my favorites are Long Way Round by Ewan McGregor & Charley Boorman, The Prey Series By John Sandford, Stephen King's The Stand & The Green Mile and Inside Delta Force by Command Sergeant Major, USA (ret.) Eric L. Haney. (The TV Series "The Unit" is based on this book, so if you watch the show... READ THE BOOK).

  • Heroes

    My Mother (Teacher), Father (Veteran), Sister (Genius, speaks and reads 6 different languages). My friends (all in my Top List) Shane - Navy and Jersey - Marine and Travis - Army. It takes true heroes to enlist during wartime.

Details

  • Status: Swinger
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Sunnyvale, Tx
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 8' 11" / Body builder
  • Ethnicity: Native American
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Pisces
  • Children: Someday
  • Drink: Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Jackass
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

Schools

  • Lake Highlands H S

    • Dallas, TEXAS
    • Graduated: 1998
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    1994 to 1998

Companies

  • metropolisnights.com

    • Dallas, Tx US

Blurbs

About me:

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us .. I’m 31, Single, love riding my Motorcycle (07 Suzuki Boulevard), watching and playing Hockey, hanging out with Friends, going to a movie, comedy clubs, the Shooting Range or just staying home and watching something decent on the tube (GOD BLESS my DVR). Sometimes just sit around and take a load off with a Glass of Scotch and a Cuban Cigar. Of course there’s nothing better than spending time with my brother his wife and my 10 Year Old Nephew. I have a crazy, sometimes abstract way of looking at life that has worked for me so far. I don’t like to play games with people so the FIRST time you meet me, that’s the person you’ll know for a lifetime. If you can’t handle that, just move on now.
Name:Alan
Birthdate:March 5 1978
Birthplace:Dallas Tx
Current Location:Sunnyvale Tx
Eye Color:Hazel
Hair Color:Brown
Height:5'10
Weight:285
Piercings:Left Ear
Tatoos:Not yet
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:None yet
Overused Phraze:Yeah, I know
FAVORITES
Food:Steak
Candy:Heath and/or Score Bar
Number:69
Color:Shiny
Animal:Dog
Drink:Water/ Dr. Pepper
Alcohol Drink:Corona with Lime and/or Jack Daniels
Bagel:Butter and Onion Cream Cheese
Letter:I tend to use them all so...
Body Part on Opposite sex:Butt
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:Dr. Pepper
McDonalds or BurgerKing:BurgerKing
Strawberry or Watermelon:Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea:Ice tea
Chocolate or VanillaSwirl
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug:Both
Dog or Cat:Dog
Rap or Punk:Country
Summer or Winter:Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:Funny Scary Movies
Love or Money:Money, you can buy love
YOUR...
Bedtime:When I get tired
Most Missed Memory:I forget
Best phyiscal feature:I've been told I have AMAZING Eyelashes.
First Thought Waking Up:UUUHHH!!!!
Goal for this year:Live life
Best Friends:Andy, Sarah and Kevin
Weakness:Saying No to my Friends
Fears:Drowning, Choking etc.
Heritage:American Indian (Cherokee), German, Scotish
Longest relationship:Year and a half
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank:Yes
Ever Smoked:Yes
Pot:Yes
Ever been Drunk:Yes
Ever been beaten up:Been in a fight or 2 but...
Ever beaten someone up:Been in a fight or 2 but...
Ever Shoplifted:Sort of, took a sticker out of a magazine when I was a kid.
Ever Skinny Dipped:Yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:Yes
Been Dumped Lately:Nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color:Any
Favorite Hair Color:Any
Short or Long:Medium and/or Long
Height:4'11 - 6'0
Style:I'm not too picky
Looks or Personality:Looks AND Personality
Hot or CuteCute
Drugs and Alcohol:Alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny:Not too much of either
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past:A few
What country do you want to Visit:Australia, England and Spain
How do you want to Die:In my sleep
Been to the Mall Lately:Went to a movie in one last week but didn't do any shopping
Do you like Thunderstorms:Sure
Get along with your Parents:Yes
Health Freak:Sometimes
Do you think your Attractive:Sure
Believe in Yourself:Yes
Want to go to College:Nope
Do you Smoke:Cigars
Do you Drink:Socially
Shower Daily:YES
Been in Love:Sure
Do you Sing:Not well but I do anyway
Want to get Married:Sure
Do you want Children:Yes
Have your future kids names planned out:Yes
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:Huh!?
Hate anyone:No

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Who I'd like to meet:

A woman that can carry on a decent conversation. The ability to drive a manual transmission vehicle and owns and rides her own bike is a plus. Better still is a woman who knows a version of "The Aristocrats". --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Comments

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  • ¤Self Made¤ (RIP Jeremy… Online Now!

    Jun 28 2009 10:49 PM

    It was nice for you to make the trip out last night. I know that was a nice little drive.
  • Addicted to ♥S.B.

    May 11 2009 2:46 AM

    aWww... Thank you Alan for all your bulletins, and source of entertainment for the last fifteen minutes.
  • S T E W !

    May 6 2009 8:23 PM

    Man I am so out of it right now. This band has lost a lot of momentum. I know that. Although I will say we had a pretty good gig at Dada last Saturday, our turnout sucked. The fact that it rained harder than I've seen in a long time may of had a lot to do with it, but still. Partly it's because we aren't a cover band. People love covers man. Many people don't realize that we used to be Holy Diver. The bottom line is we have been working behind the scenes, and we've got some pretty good material. In a way, we are starting completely over in our pursuit of playing in an amazingly entertaining band, which is necessary because we needed to shake off the Holy Diver cover band aspect of our band, while keeping our instruments miniature. Our songs have a much more serious tone now, and I know a lot of people love to hear "I'm in love with a mannequin man again," but the songs we are writing are truly the kind of music we like. Power-trio classic-rock-sounding rock and roll. I heard Nickelback's new song the other day. It sucked so fucking hard I couldn't believe it.
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  • DustinDustin Stewart

    May 1 2009 7:35 PM

    Hey Alan. Sorry to hear about your loss. If you need anything let me know.
  • MattBMatthew Blansett

    Apr 30 2009 10:47 PM

    Sorry to hear about your Dad Alan! I'm thankful mine is still around and in good health. I know we need to blow-off some stress and go golfing, and I'll let you know as soon as I get a chance! I haven't gone at all this year, I keep going out of town and staying relatively busy! Anyway, if you need anything or just wanna meet-up and grab a drink somewhere, let me know!!
  • MattBMatthew Blansett

    Sep 9 2008 11:05 AM

    I'm jealous fucker!!!! My .
    4 acre here is still bigger than most but isn't shit!!!! :-(
  • MattBMatthew Blansett

    Sep 9 2008 12:25 AM

    Forgot you lived out there where you have more than a patch of grass for a yard!! ;)
  • ¤Self Made¤ (RIP Jeremy… Online Now!

    Aug 4 2008 4:04 AM

    Good seeing you again the other night. The show was good, but seemed short. Had a great time with everyone.
  • Travistravis hughey

    May 2 2008 10:06 PM

    Girls like funny guys with decent penises
  • Mandie

    Mar 23 2008 4:21 PM

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  • ¤Self Made¤ (RIP Jeremy… Online Now!

    Mar 17 2008 3:05 AM

    Thanks for the birthday comment....I am just now able to get online outside of using my phone. Hope all is going good with the new house and all!
  • MattBMatthew Blansett

    Mar 5 2008 9:22 PM

    Happy birthday Alan! I'll be 30 in November!
  • Jennybean

    Mar 5 2008 4:33 PM

    Happy Birthday!

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  • Sarah

    Dec 9 2007 10:33 PM

    thankyou for hanging with me. I had a lot of fun!
    :)
  • Annie Benjamin

    Nov 5 2007 5:07 AM

    Hey --- thanks for coming to the "show" tonight- 'shore do appreciate it-
  • Shane

    Jul 18 2007 4:37 AM

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    join damnit
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    Jun 17 2007 9:36 AM

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  • Sugarshock

    Mar 8 2007 1:09 PM

    tell her to clean up after her kid!

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    Feb 14 2007 6:37 PM

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    Feb 10 2007 4:38 AM

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  • Sugarshock

    Jan 6 2007 3:50 AM

    I LOOOooooVVvveE YOUUUUUUUUUUU!
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