Big head comedian

www.myspace.com/mrjoshuaiscool

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  • Josh Ausfahl

  • 34 / Male
  • New Jersey, US
  • Last Login: 9/23/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Laughing often and much, music (underground rock, old school hip hop, the blues, whiskey drinkin', good ol' boy, beat your wife country, east indian bollywood trance circa 1986), the art of stand up, writing my funniness, movies of all kinds (wink wink) taking a year to read a 200 page book. talking politics and being a left leaning god hater, satellite radio, cooking when the mood strikes (but I will be cooking more baby, I promise), Art that I like and photography of all kinds (Kama Sutra re-enactments)
  • Music


    Grinderman
  • Movies

  • Television

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    .. .. .. .. Radio Howard Opie and Anthony Ron and Fez The best underground rock host ever, Jon Solomon REALITY ..
  • Books

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  • Heroes

    My dad .. ....> ...and a renewed respect for

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: jersey
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Height: 6' 6"
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Leo
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: my profession comedy

Schools

Companies

  • Bed Bath and Beyond

    • NJ US
    • manager kinda guy
    8/07-present

Blurbs

About me:

I've got a girl I love, some kitties I love but don't ever visit, a job that kicks my ass, and my space friends. And, oh the bullshit that goes along with that. 18

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Who I'd like to meet:


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Comments

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  • Sep 26 2009 8:50 AM

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  • Mar 2 2009 3:27 PM

  • Feb 7 2009 3:31 AM

    wtf is this bullshit about?
  • Feb 5 2009 4:49 AM

    Yeah you musta left before me and Joel got together. South Dakota kicks ass!!!

  • Jan 18 2009 7:12 PM

    Hey!!! What's happenin'? How ya like'n Jersey? We're in a PA right now...it SUCKS...we leave for South Dakota tomorrow :)

  • Dec 30 2008 5:13 PM

  • Aug 15 2008 3:52 AM

    Baby, you're an even older fart than last year!

    I love you, ya fart!
  • Aug 14 2008 8:20 PM

    happy friggin' birthday, doody!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Aug 14 2008 4:39 PM

    Happy Birthday!
  • Jul 11 2008 11:23 PM

    so when you and Jess are all super-skinny and too hot for matt and i, will you still hang out with us anyway?
  • Jul 3 2008 9:42 PM

    More like 11 pounds lighter!

  • Jul 2 2008 3:16 AM

  • Jun 27 2008 11:57 AM

  • Jun 21 2008 11:01 AM

    lol yeah i've seen him say/do worse.
    he puts on one hell of a show though!

    you should come see tribe called quest with me
  • Jun 18 2008 10:54 PM

    Baby, you looked at Day 2! You do really love me!!!
  • Jun 14 2008 6:55 PM

    hey Dr.
    !

    "BIG FOOT!"

  • Jun 8 2008 6:10 AM

    Why every guy should buy their girlfriend Wii Fit....

  • May 18 2008 4:35 PM

  • May 17 2008 6:33 PM

    i almost went to see a tjl cover band in Baltimore on New Years '07...think they were called mouthbreather...surprised at the size of the crowd in that youtube clip
  • May 17 2008 2:27 PM

    FABULOSAMENTE!

  • Apr 29 2008 6:00 AM

    your name is hot. just think...in a little over a week, i will be hanging out with THE dr. dipshit.

  • Apr 13 2008 1:38 AM

    Thanks for adding me. ¶ Love, not sleep. But people hear only what they want to, so facts alone won't wake them; inspiration is needed too. ¶ This world's evils have a common root: Bullies, liars, thieves, & murderers — particularly those in public office — believe we're all separate, motivated only by self-interest, by greed & fear. They want us to share that belief; they use it to justify themselves, to manipulate us, to shape the world's political & economic systems, perpetuating lies, war, poverty. ¶ But you & I have found something better inside ourselves & our friends. It's in everyone, even tank drivers & bomber pilots, if we can just wake them; we're all one flesh & blood. Let's spread that vision, for until we do our other advances will be minor & temporary. The outcome of the ideological struggle is not yet determined, so no one can afford to be just a spectator. Join the global conversation; it empowers us all. ¶ Question authority. Keep fighting, loving, hoping, singing. Hand in hand, we may still be able to heal the world.

    — Love, Eric
  • Mar 28 2008 9:34 PM

    i love love love this short:

  • Mar 21 2008 3:51 AM

    Oh you touch my tra la la...

  • Mar 19 2008 3:11 AM

    Since when do you believe in God?