Mr. Methane & The Bodilly Functions with bv's by The Cheek Chicks.
Influences
Pop, Rock, Reggae, Classical, Ska, Swing.
Frank Sinatra, Phil Collins, Madness, Isaac Hayes, Motown, Coolio, Snoop, 50cent, Fred Dibnah, 2 pack and his brothers 4 and 6, Barry Biggs, Led Zep, Loo Rolls, Chicory Tip, The Spice Bowells and last but not least Margaret Thatcher.
Sounds Like
Nothing Else, why not buy my DVD or CDs, available in the fart shop.
Meet Mr. Methane, The worlds one and only fully-functioning PETOMANE. Put differently, this man can FART - on demand, in tune, and in time.
Mr. Methane possesses the rare ability of "singing" from both ends, putting the "art into fart" rock, pop, and classical selections are included in his musical repertoire which, combined with his stunning visual display of.. Candle snuffing, talc blowing, and the incredible.. dart farting, guarantees uncontrollable laughter from his audience.
You may have seen or heard Mr. Methane on TV & Radio shows such as Howard Stern, Frank Skinner, James Whale, Mark And Lard, Eurotrash, Tarrant On TV or The Salon to name a few of his many notable appearances both here and abroad.
Mr. Methane has literally “worked his passage” around the World with Live appearances in Europe, North America, Canada, Asia & Australia, including performances at the worlds top comedy festivals in Montreal, Edinburgh & Melbourne. Once when appearing in Glasgow with legendary Rock Band The Macc Lads, the Lads insisted he have his own airtight dressing room... in Cleethorpes.
Children to royalty, barristers to builders, students, mums and dads. His humour crosses all of society.
Quotes:
"Mr. Methane you are a true Genius. A huge star".....
Howard Stern.
"I wouldn’t want to be stuck in a lift with him".....
Chris Tarrant.
"A Pumping Prodigy".....
Mark Radcliffe.
"Farting is the first thing we laugh at in life and probably the only thing we can always laugh at. Mr Methane will blow you away".....
Kelsey Grammer.
"No one else can follow Mr Methane".....
Bobcat Goldthwait.
"The Emperor of anal emissions".....
Ali G.
Warning: Anyone Attempting To Copy Mr. Methane Should Do So In A Well Ventilated Room.
How are you? I am shure I saw you at the party in Macc over the weekend?, Great party I must add!
How is working your passage?
Antiques is going ok, not selling too much, but enough!
Me, Tinker and Chris Burgess were at work running around cheshire in my van, selling antiques and Tinker had a copy of The Guardian newspaper, we saw your article.
Well done fruit on the article. Shame I didn't catch you in macc as we could have gone to porters and told the gay wood worm joke, you know the one stuck in the bottom of a tall boy!
See you soon fruit!
P.s When your in Edingburgh can you pinch me a antique cannon from the top of Calton Hill? They sell really well in Prestbury.....
Me, David Dickinson, Baz Barrow, Tinker & Eric are selling a job lot of Razzle and american Swank magazines. You in on selling them on to punters? We can make a great profit on this, I know it's not antiques but all dosh is good!
