Makeshift

About me:

I'm a doctor -- a surgeon, to be precise. Considering my name, I guess that'd make me a Makeshift Surgeon. Ha-ha...inventive. I'm currently searching for a way to make it possible for human beings to take video games intravenously as I do not believe they are addictive enough. Progress with my research is often sluggish if not stagnant as my test subjects typically die within a matter of hours, their bodies often rejecting the implants we give them. I'm beginning to suspect that ape physiology is not USB compliant, but no worries: I'm awaiting approval to start testing on human subjects and may get started as soon as next month. I'm confident that my research will really start to make some headway then!

I'm a guy's guy. What's worse is I'm a Kevin Smith sort of guy's guy, meaning I spend too much time sitting around, talking about sucking di--uh, I mean I talk about...stuff. Heterosexual stuff. Stuff that in no way relates to circus seals.

I also have a dry sense of humor, which basically means that my comments are often filled with sarcasim and should I ever insult you, you could take it as a compliment. Insults from me can generally be taken as a sign that I feel comfortable around you...or maybe I really do hate you; it's one of those things that depends on situation and context.

After working a number of deadend jobs, I've finally re-enrolled myself in college. I'm currently studying creative writing, literature, and the German language.