muddy waters

我想認識：

we want to book your band. if you are touring and would like a stop between (for example) l.a. and san francisco while avoiding fresno alogether, then we would be delighted to hear from you. email us some information about who you are and when you would like to play. if you are local then come by and talk to us. if you play punk, metal, noise, hip-hop, or indie rock/pop ask to speak with bill. if you play in another kind of band but have some kind of strange facial hair or an affinity for unicorns or pirates then still ask for bill. if you play something else and have none of the aforementioned qualities - ask for bill. if you play emo don't bother asking. We would also like to hang your art. Maybe.