PEOPLE: Shirley Temple, Betty Boop, Max Headroom, Kitty Carlisle Hart, New York Dolls, Talking Heads, Lothar and The Hand People, Lady Met, Lena Zavaroni, Small Faces, Tiny Tim, Nelson De La Rosa, Keely Smith, young Angela Lansbury, That Girl, Plastic People of the Universe, Senor Wences, Ann Miller, Patti Duke, Mary Tyler Moore, Peggy Lee, Ethel Merman, The Tubes, The Von Trapp Family Singers, Anita Loos, The Little Rascals.
FAVORITE SONGS: "White Rabbit", "Venus In Furs", "Fur Elise", "I Wanna Hold Your Hand", "Cuddly Toy", "Short People", "Cheek To Cheek", "Tubular Bells"
FAVORITE BOOKS: The Little Prince, Rabbit Run, Winter's Tale, Little Women
FAVORITE FILMS: Toy Story, Little Miss Sunshine, The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T
I finally got a seat in the railroad diner. "Do you like split-pea soup, Mr. Heller?" "No," I told the waitress. "Chicken croquettes then?" "No." "How about some nice prune pie?" "No, nothing today." The waitress took the napkin off the table, tossing it into the air like she was releasing a carrier pigeon. "Good day then, sir," she said, while pouring a cup of ice-cube-size dollops of potato and tomato for a shrunken farmer in the next booth before he knocked over his hair dryer which caused him to laugh. Yet the more I cooked the more I was concerned that I was not notified as to where to send the food; I was NEVER provided with an address. To that end, I picked up the telephone and dialed star six nine to call the customer back.
Cool new track! Maybe we could do a duo together, Ms CosMod & Muffgirl! HA Well, at least your song will now be ever present on Karaoke Night, worldwide.
Hey I'm, just getting out the vote. I vote for pancakes. Happy Friggin' Super Fat Tuesday, baby! I know you're from another dimension, but what the fuck. We need the votes! Xo Ms CosMod
Hello Muffgirl, So glad you could stop by the blog. We'll have to hang out sometime, that is if you can get a ride over here, or I could you meet you in one of your favorite haunts. Let me know. My calendar does fill up, rather quickly.
I think I know where those muffboys hang out, but you may be disappointed once you land one. They are tough to get out of the powder room, which sucks when you need to get in and remove your eyelashes and such. And they're always borrowing your hairdye. Such an inconvenience...
Muffgirl! I had a dream about you just the other day. I was eating a handful of peanuts and then Katy the Surly Cat pounced on your red bow tie . . . and then you died.
I have eggs and I have other tools and resources at my disposal. For the moment let's leave it at that. The sales clerk hasn't seen the last of me either. He will soon learn that Abe Heller is smarter and faster than him in every possible way. Lesson learned is, as Mother used to tell me, all too often buying cheap costs dearly, so please don't look at price as the ONLY deciding criteria.
