Muggers the Cute and Powerful
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If the enemy is in range, so are you.
Male
24 years old
SAINT GEORGE, UTAH
United States
Last Login: 3/29/2008
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Muggers the Cute and Powerful's Interests
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| General | Ruling the world, Meow Mix, Television, and Nintendo GameCube (although I never win, I can give Josh a good run for his money using nothing but the control stick and A button because he really SUCKS at Mario Party! Well, come to think of it, he really SUCKS at everything!).
I am also interested in making stupid people feel even more stupid and making smart people feel smarter.
I am NOT interested in bizarre dangling objects made by humanity to "entertain" cats (distract them maybe, but they are anything BUT entertaining).
Oh, and I am also interested in making Josh's life as miserable as possible.
Viva la resistance! | | Music | The Meow Mix song...SOOOOO GOOOOOD! | | Movies | Cats & Dogs, although I still think Hollywood needs to get their heads screwed on right. THOSE CATS WOULD HAVE WON IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU! So, on behalf of the Grand Master Plan, the League of Cats, and every cat lover in this world...
SCREW YOU, HOLLYWOOD!
When my website goes up, you will see how REAL cats get the job done!
Yeah, as you can tell, I hate modern Hollywood movies. They suck. I believe that if they taxed brains, Hollywood would get a rebate. Yeah, they've got a full six pack, sure. They just lack the plastic thingy that holds the six-pack together.
Oh, um, the Austin Powers movies were good, too. You CANNOT tell me that Mr. Bigglesworth should not have been nominated for an Emmy for Best Actor! He was AWESOME!
And is it bad that I have a secret crush on Catwoman? | | Television | Oh, um, my favorite show would have to be...oh...I suppose Garfield and Friends because Garfield is awesome and knows how to get the job done. Not as good as me, but close enough.
I like looney tunes too, but I have to ask...if Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't the idiot just go out and buy dinner? Of course, coyotes are related to dogs and everyone with half a brain knows that dogs are not the sharpest knives in the drawer. | | Books | Uhh...books? Well, I saw these thin book-like things under Josh's bed with these human females on the covers and they were...well...interesting...
...oh, but he told me not to ever mention that to anyone. Oops. | | Heroes | Myself. I rule. I am the one, the only, the superb Lord and Master of this world and all things in it.
Get to work, maggots! |
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Muggers the Cute and Powerful's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | The world will be my hometown soon enough. | | Body type: | More to love! | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Children: | Undecided | | Occupation: | Lord and Master of the World |
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About me:
I am a superbly sexy 1 and a half year old purebred ragdoll kitty. It says 21 on my age up there because MySpace is racist and won't but the years in kitty years, so I had to put my years on in human years, so's I don't end up looking like a little pathetic deformed human child with white fur. I'M ALL MAN-KITTY, PEOPLE, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!
Ahem...where was I? Oh yes, ragdoll kitty. I am named for my ability to lay limp in arms. I do this all the time with my captors, hoping they'll think I'm dead so they start crying. Then I'll spring back to life and go eat another mouthful of Meow Mix...yum, my favorite.
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious at the same time.
Uh...I want to take over the world. Plain and simple. Humans have ruled this world long enough (and really SUCK at it, to put it bluntly), so now I shall enslave all of those who would not be my faithful followers!
The Grand Master Plan, my website, will be online soon, as soon as my followers Josh and Gizmo hurry up and get it done.
Favorite Quotes:
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggy' until you can find a rock.
Democracy: Where any two idiots outvote a genius.
Dogs are like boogers: slimy, disgusting, and running all the time.
Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.
- - - Robertson Davies
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Who I'd like to meet:
Fathful followers who will support my efforts in world domination, and who will visit my upcoming site often and post in the forums. Generally, people who aren't complete maggots, idiots, retards, or close-minded. Those people shall be the first to be enslaved when the Grand Master Plan is put into effect.
To those people that don't think I have what it takes to take over the world, I would just like to say one thing: Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, so park elsewhere.
Don't get me wrong. Opinions are great. You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.
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