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General
The completion of two intensely powerful, yet remarkably accurate catapults. Upon completion, the two catapults will be loaded with Paris Hilton and Bill O'Reilly. The catapults will then be aimed at a common point somewhere above the East River, preferably within eyesight of the Brooklyn Bridge. The Catapults will be launched simultaneously, shooting the pride of New York at tremendous velocity into each other. If O'Reilly is sucked into Paris' gaping vagina there will be two more months of dumb, if Paris is sucked into Bill's cavernous asshole there will be two more months of bulls--t. Either way we win because they will be gone. We will commemorate this event by dumping suicidal Chihuahuas and falafels into the East River.
Music
Miles Davis, The Rolling Stones, Jimmy Hendrix, Pink Floyd, U2, Weezer, Tribe Called Quest, Beatles, Nirvana, Snoop Dogg, Coltrane, Bruce Springsteen, Led Zeppelin, Grateful Dead, Tupac, Parliament, James Brown, Aretha Franklin, Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gaye, Bob Dylan, Janis Joplin, Ghetto Boys, Arlo Guthrie, Beck, The Doors, The Pixies, Wyclef Jean,
Movies
Star Wars(the originals), Monty Pythons' Holy Grail, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fahrenheit 911, The Princess Bride, Cool Hand Luke, The Lone Drifter, GodFather II, Good Morning Vietnam, Easy Rider, The Shining, Snatch, Sexy Beast,The Exorcist, The Birds, Silence of the Lambs, Witness, Pink Panther, The Blues Brothers, Ghostbusters, Kingpin, Pulp Fiction, True Romance, The Jerk, The Bugs Bunny Opera (with Elmer Fudd, the shaving scene = funniest moment ever)
Television
History Channel, NJ Nets Basketball, Reno 911, The Daily Show, The Venture Brothers, The Simpsons, MASH, The Family Guy, The Office (the BBC one, the American one is good too) home videos involving your mother or sister, CNN, The Dave Chappele Show, Harvey Birdman Attorney , Stargate, Charmed (i am so ashamed), Scrubs
Books
Catch 22, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Anything by Al Franken, My Pet Goat, Manufacturing Consent by Noam Chompsky, The Stand by Stephen King, Worldwalk, A People's History of the United States by Howard Zinn, Missle Envy by Dr. Helen Caldicott, 1984, Homage to Catalonia, The Rum Diaries, A Walk in the Woods, Missing Links, The Call of the Wild, WW II History books, The Chronicles of Narnia, Red Storm Rising, The Blue Book, A Canticle for Liebowitz, The Writings of Ghandi, Brave New World, The Long Walk, Menmoch the Devil, The Breakfast of Champions
Heroes
People who create crop circles, The Bush Daughters, Veterans of the Grenada Conflict, That guy in NYC who lets you insult him for two dollars, the duck that smashed into Fabio's face, People who screw over TV Evangelists, the women who degrade themselves to win the temporary affections of Flava Flav
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About me:
I am your typical suburban raised, college educated white boy who makes erotic balloons at a Drag Restaurant in the East Village (Lucky Chengs). I took the usual route of street artist, balloon guy at Tavern on the Green for 6 years, profiled in Time-Out, FHM and Playgirl Magazines in my 20's. Now I embracing my entry into middle age by creating things out of latex that make clowns and soccer moms weep, and then placing these works of art on Bachelorette's heads or in their mouths, artistically. I have come to enjoy the twenty times a week that people quote the wedding crashers "make me a bicycle clown." I particularly enjoy it when I make them the used condom hat. There is so much beauty in the world.
I am currently producing and acting in the group God Tastes Like Chicken. It is a mock religious service that spits on Falwell's grave. We do Frank Wood's show at Otto's Shrunken Head every Sunday at 5pm. I do stand-up comedy throughout the week, most notably at Penny's Open Mic at the Theater under St. Marks, and the BamBamSlam Tuesday Mic with Kelly Dwyer, and I can be found at Lucky Chengs every weekend, or looking in your window during shower time.
Who I'd like to meet: I would like to meet God and ask him why he wants to watch me masterbate, and why he likes to throw frogs at Egyptians, and what does he have against woman and shellfish (there is a connection, I know it).
I would also like to meet anyone who is coming to God Tastes Like Chicken's Roast of Bill O'Reilly starting at 10pm, at Teneleven on Ave C, this Thursday, sponsored by Mamouds Falafel's, or a more traditional service on Friday, the 9th of May at the Producer's Club on 44th between 8th and 9th Ave. The Show starts at 8pm, it is 20$, BUT for your 20 bucks you can drink all the beer and well drinks tou want all night. Salvation and Alcohol are at hand!!!!
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You are officially my favorite person in the world to share a taxi to the hospital with. Hands down.... Er, I mean hands up, and with applied pressure! =)
What a phenomenal show!!! Cluckalujah to the cock upstairs!!! Your set later in the night was fantastic as well. I'm so grateful for last night. This is truly an amzing time. I'm glad we are all together for the ride!!! CLUCKALUJAH muthafuka!!!!
literally had mosquito bites on TOP of mosquito bites. By the subway there was no longer itchy but more burn-y and I truly wondered if a person could die by mosquito bites alone.
so he never admitted that it was a cool balloon dude but he did find a way to tuck it into his backpack when i wouldn't carry it:D He wouldn't throw it away. :D:D:D Thanks, it was really sweet. :)
