M.C. Elie
Eleazar Calano
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For a good laugh, try laughing with less flatulence.
Male
33 years old
Wuxi
China
Last Login: 11/1/2009
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M.C. Elie's Interests
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| General | MUSIC:Vocals, Drum, Bass, Keyboard, Songwriting, MidiProgram THEATER:Acting, Scriptwriting DANCE:Modern, Tap, Break, Krump, Ethnic VISUAL ARTS:Drawing, Painting, Sculpting OTHERS:Poetry, Magic, Writing, Stand up Comedy, NetResearch, Astronomy, Biology, Greco-Roman Mythology, Religious Studies, Philosophy, Psychology, History, Geography, World Politics, Government, World Statistics, Sociology, Geology, Anthropology, Aesthetic Awareness, Non-Verbal communication, Human Sexuality, Popular Metaphysics, Skepticism, HipHop Fashion, Rock Fashion, Culinary Arts, Linguistics (Spanish, Italian, French, Chinese), Video Games, Board Games, Retro movies & commercials, Oddities, Current Events and today's weather. | | Music | ROOTS REGGAE MUSIC:Bob Marley, Peter Tosh, Horace Andy, Black Uhuru, & The Abyssinians, Big Mountain SKA MUSIC:Laurel Aitken, Derrick Morgan, Prince Buster, The Skatalites, Hajah, Save Ferris, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, &Goldfinger DANCEHALL & RAGGA MUSIC:Barrington Levy, Yellowman, Eek-a-Mouse, Sean Paul, Collin Budd, PepperPots, Super Cat, Shabba Ranks & Charlie Chaplin TRANCE MUSIC:Nadia Ali, Sensation DJ's Tiësto, Armin van Buuren, Paul van Dyk, Above & Beyond, George Acosta TECHNO MUSIk:Laurent Garnier, Dave Clarke, Orbital, Underworld, LaBouche, 2 Unlimited HIPHOP MUSIC:Too many faves JAZZ MUSIC:Too many artists to mention LATIN MUSIC:Salsa, Samba, Rhumba, ChaCha, Flamenco, Merengue ACID BLUES: Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Double Trouble, Stoney Curtis Band ROCK MUSIC:Too many as well CLASSICAL: Works of Mozart, Schubert, Prokofiev, Mendelssohn, Beethoven, J.S. Bach, Verdi, Puccini, Strauss, DeBussy, Bhrams, Haydn, Carl Orff (Carmina Burana) Ethnic music....and many many more. | | Movies | All kinds. But I definitely prefer comedy and I don't mean cheesy comedy. I got a sick fascination for movies like Borat and Jackass. | | Television | Any show that can make me laugh or has educational value. But I'm in China,choices are limited. It's either Kungfu flicks or old ladies singing traditional music (more like yapping to me.) | | Books | The Holy Bible, Confucius EPIC:The Iliad & Oddysey of Homer, Aesop's Fable, The Aeneid by Virgil, POETS: William Shakespeare, Robert Frost, Horace, Basho, Sir Philip Sidney, Sir Edmund Spenser, John Donne, Andrew Marvell, Alexander Pope, Jonathan Swift, George Gordon, Lord Byron, John Keats, Christina Rossetti, W. H. Auden, Stevie Smith, Sylvia Plath, Samuel Beckett, Rainer Maria Rilke, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Javan AUTHORS:Cervantes, Charles Dickens, D.H.Lawrence, Edgar Allan Poe, E.Hemingway, George Bernard Shaw, Leo Tolstoy"s War & Peace, J.R.R. Tolkien, Morgan Llewelyn, Dean R.Koontz, James Hadley Chase BOOKS:The Law of the Average, 48 laws of power(Robert Greene), Men are from Mars...(John Gray), Any George Carlin book and so many more.... | | Heroes | My dentist. She knows how to make the pain go away. |
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M.C. Elie's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Virginia, USA Manila, Philippines | | Body type: | Average | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Religion: | Christian - other | | Zodiac Sign: | Gemini | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Musician, Music Programmer, Songwriter, Counselor | | Income: | $60,000 to $75,000 |
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M.C. Elie says Ni Hao. This profile is for mature and immature audiences alike. Don't take it too seriously. In other words, laugh all you want but pay your bills too Posted at 11:01 PM Sep 17
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About me:
Just a few:
1.) I'm a comedian with no evil intent, that would help you be at ease with me.
2.) I psychoanalyze body movements, specifically the expression of eyes. Including the first words that would come out of you. Don't worry, I do this to better understand so I would know how to relate with you.
3.) I will never ever compromise my faith with God
4.) Your secret will be kept safe specially a very personal one.
5.) I can never hit a woman no matter how much she had hurt me.
6.) I'm a conversationalist. We could talk about anything you like from music to love relations to mathematics to fashion to history, even nonsense if you wish. Anything.
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Who I'd like to meet:
1.) A woman with a sense of humor is sexy.
2.) A woman with a patient virtue and has a grasp of wisdom or has logical sense in what she does is such a turn on.
3.) An intelligent woman, not a genius, really attracts me.
4.) A woman with a hot body, a face like a hollywood star, and an attitude so shitty that she feels like she's the master of the universe is NOT my ideal type.
Throughout my past I have met all kinds of personalities, most I could relate, a few who needed deeper understanding, and very rarely a few who needs mental assistance. I try to love everyone even an enemy for I could break them and help them with kindness. I could be unconditional in helping others, and I try...really try my best to be open minded. The limits of my friendship is endless as long as it's mutual. Yet martyrdom in holding on to a doomed relationship is equivalent to stupidity. I'd rather be free.
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