Jeebus

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Released: Jan 1, 2010

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A Gray Area
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Mock Cheer
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1991
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I'll Fake Manhattan
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Born Asking For It
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Genre: Regional Mexican
Location Brooklyn, New York, US
Profile Views: 39562
Last Login: 7/16/2011
Member Since 9/4/2007
Website http://www.jeebusrocks.com
Type of Label Unsigned
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.. .............................. .... .. ............................................ .. .. .... .."We hate music!"...... Brooklyn, New York.. United States.... ..View My.. ..Pics.. | ..Videos ........ ..MySpace URL.. ..www.myspace.com/musicofjeebus.... ..Band Website.. ..http://www.jeebusrocks.com...... ..Band Members.. Jedidiah Jeebus: vocals, keys.. Orlando Jeebus: vocals, bass | Joe Jeebus: drums.. Reeves Jeebus: guitars | Old Man Cropsey: more guitars.... ..Twitter feed ..@sweetjeebus.... .... .. .. .... And lo, there was the music of Jeebus. And it was sweet..... We got tired of being Jessica Simpson's backing band and decided to do this instead... That's actually not a joke..... -------.... ..FLY YA JEEBUS FLAG....Cut n' paste the code below and add THE BANNER OF JEEBUS to all your stuff........................... -------.... ..FREE MP3 DOWNLOADS....New free tracks until we DIE!!!....Click the jukebox graphics below to go to each song's download page..... .. ........ ........ ........ ............ -------.... ..MOCK CHEER: THE MOTION PICTURE....Jeebus fan supreme ..Ryan Mechan.. brought our ...."Mock Cheer" t-shirt.... to life with this amazing video. Not the real Jeebus, but an incredible simulation!.... .... .. .. .. .. .. ........ -------.... ..March 23, 2009:..YOU Interview Jeebus.... Over the weekend, we invited you guys to interview us. We got some great questions, and some shitty questions. ..Because Jeebus is merciful, we're going to answer them all, in the order they were received...Ready?......CRUSTIN FLOYD:.. What are your gangsta names? (http://gangstaname.com).... JEEBUS:.. Butt-jugglin Cock-whacka, Old Bastard, Phat Prison Fish, Old Weasel Boy and Stinky Nut Cop Killa. These are actually better than the stage names we currently use. But what's with all this "Old" shit? Old Man Cropsey didn't get an "Old", but Reeves and Orlando did. Looks like somebody at gangstaname.com dropped their science on its head as an infant.......CRUSTIN FLOYD:.. Have you ever even played a fucking show?.... JEEBUS:.. We have played lots of shows. With lots of people, in front of lots of people. Some of you may even have seen some of us before, but you don't know it.......CRUSTIN FLOYD:.. What does the third measure of the fourth song you ever wrote make you feel like?....JEEBUS:.. We're gonna let Jedidiah take this one, because he writes our songs.....JEDIDIAH JEEBUS:.. The fourth song I ever wrote was called "The Bernadette Rap". I was in the seventh grade and Bernadette was this shitty lady in the neighborhood who nobody liked. I thought that if I wrote a nasty song about her, then everyone would want to be my friend. I was right! The third measure (I think the lyric there went something like, "My name is Bernadette / and I'm here to say: / 'I like to fart'") just happens to be the EXACT point when I realized that it was working, and I would be popular at last. So it made me feel like a real ..winner at the game of life... Unfortunately, the rest of "The Bernadette Rap" was too long and stupid, and by the time it was over, everybody hated me. I even sort of remember some kid writing "The Jedidiah Jeebus Rap" to become popular at MY expense. ..Gosh, sometimes I think that the third measure of "The Bernadette Rap" may have been the high point of my entire life.......CRUSTIN FLOYD:.. Today I coughed up bloody phlegm..... JEEBUS:.. You're going to die.......CRUSTIN FLOYD:.. Other than bands or artists that play music, what are your biggest influences?.... JEEBUS:.. We are mostly influenced by the stupid things we see people do each and every day. Here, we'll let this recent Facebook conversation between two members of Jeebus sum up how we feel about people...-------....JEEBUS1: I just learned how to "hide" people on Facebook. Bye!!!!!!!!!..JEEBUS2: how... pleez tell me how.....JEEBUS1: On the new front page, you'll see a small X appear in the corner of each update when you scroll over it. Click to permanently hide the person who posted the "what kind of carrot are you?" quiz results / status message about eating a sandwich / 3,000th photo of their shitty baby. You're still their "friend" but they can't bother you anymore. It's Facebook's best feature yet!..JEEBUS2: oh... i got that one. i thought maybe you had something more diabolical...JEEBUS1: I've heard about a technique for hiding people PERMANENTLY... but unfortunately, if you use it, you go to jail.....-------..So that's what ..influences.. Jeebus... but what ..motivates.. us is the hope that there are others out there who feel the same way we do.......CRUSTIN FLOYD:.. What movie, in the history of all movies, do you think your music would be the perfect soundtrack to?.... JEEBUS:.. ..Grease.........CRUSTIN FLOYD:.. Do you like me? Circle yes or no.....JEEBUS:.. [Circles no... then draws a line diagonally through it. That leaves YES!]......BUTTERFLAP:.. You're walking down the road when suddenly you see blood everywhere. you start looking around and see nothing but blood, intestines and feces. Scared, you start running as fast as you can, hoping to avoid whatever the hell just happened, when you see it. A wild lasagna is attacking a sandwich-wielding kid. You stare in awe as the lasagna attacks the kid with no mercy. The little kid tries to defend himself with his PB&J sandwich but it's no use. You yell at the lasagna to get its attention away from the defenseless child. He looks at you with a startled sauce and starts urinating everywhere. He then starts slobbering towards you at approximately 5 miles per hour yelling something about losing a Glade plugin in near-indecipherable English. What do you do?....JEEBUS:.. O Buttery One, we were with ya until "scared". Jeebus is never scared, not even of a bad smell. Regardless, it just so happens that Old Man Cropsey has, on his very large old man cell phone (which he refers to as his "car phone"), Garfield's private number. Nobody loves lasagna like Garfield. That orange motherfucker shows up and GOES TO TOWN on the killer lasagna. For a minute, we almost root for the lasagna - because really, Garfield sucks. But in the end, the lasagna is defeated and the child is safe. Jeebus takes the kid's delicious PB&J sandwich as our bounty for saving his ass... we divide it five ways. The pieces are small, and it is ultimately unsatisfying.......BUTTERFLAP:.. Mac or PC? ....JEEBUS:.. 3/5 PC. But all of our music is made on Mac - except when we record our preferred way, which is to tape.......FRANK LIVES IN A CITY CALLED COMA:.. The music you guys create is so very unique and bizarre... who are some bands/musicians that have influenced your music?....JEEBUS:.. There are too many to list, but here are a few: King Crimson. Fugazi. Mr. Bungle. Faith No More. The Beatles. Led Zeppelin. Ramones. Frank Zappa. The Flaming Lips. Brian Dewan. Black Sabbath. Television. Ween. And the great Steve Albini, who taught Jedidiah how to play pinochle. ......JELLYBEANER:.. What would I find in Jeebus' fridge?....JEEBUS:.. Jelly beans... for you! Besides that? Let's take a look. There's ketchup. Potatoes and bacon for Orlando's signature potato skins with bacon, bacon-cheese and bacon sauce. Omaha Steaks, which appear to be Old Man Cropsey's. Moxie Cola... that's Jedidiah's. Also, holy water. Oh no, wait, that's UNholy water. And that wasn't ketchup - it's BLOOD! AAAAAAAAARGH!!!!......MISS ELECTRICITY:.. Boxers or briefs?....JEEBUS:.. Boxers all around. Except: Joe wears boxers OVER his briefs, because you can't have too much protection OR too much freedom (hear that, Ben Franklin?). Orlando goes commando, because it rhymes.......APOLLO:.. I'M one of the best mutherfucking fans ever? XD XD XD....JEEBUS:.. Apollo, you are one of the best mutherfuckers, period! We recommend that everyone check out Apollo's work... he's got some lyrics up on his MySpace that are Jeebus-approved. Apollo, we don't want to give out your MySpace URL without your permission, so just comment below if you want the traffic.......?s???t™:.. When you made the band did you know you would be the best MOTHERFUCKING band in the world? ....JEEBUS:.. Robert, we designed Jeebus specifically for that purpose. The band we formed before Jeebus, JALOPY, was meant to be the WORST motherfucking band in the world - and it was. So we decided to move on to the next challenge. Here we are. Maybe after Jeebus, we'll start LUKE WARM & THE DISHWATERS, the most mediocre band in the world. Who knows?......ASH HOLE:.. What is the meaning of life... to Jeebus?....JEEBUS:.. "Have a good time, all the time." - Viv Savage ......ASH HOLE:.. If Jeebus could stand for anything, what would it be?....JEEBUS:.. We stand for a lot of things. Each Jeebus song is about one thing that we stand for. We also stand for "God Bless America" at baseball games, because if you don't do that people throw shit at you, and then the security guards escort YOU out even though it was that bunch of dicks over there throwing shit.......ASH HOLE:.. Wouldn't it be awesome if Jeebus was a musical?....JEEBUS:.. Ash, you're gonna love our rock opera about Benedict XVI hopping in the Popemobile and driving across America to find himself. It's called ..Jesus Christ's Supercar.........MECHAN:.. How did the band name come about?....JEEBUS:.. Homer Simpson said "Jeebus" first (we had also heard that Frank Zappa coined it, but unfortunately that turned out to be an urban legend). Hipsters picked up on "Jeebus" after ..The Simpsons.., and then we stole it from them, like Prometheus stealing fire from a bunch of snotty hipsters!......MECHAN:.. How do you do live shows without revealing your identity?....JEEBUS:.. We wear pixels over our faces.......MECHAN:.. How long has Jeebus been playing together under the name Jeebus?....JEEBUS:.. We became Jeebus in December of 2008. The rest is history - not much history, but the shit that happened, happened.......MECHAN:.. How many venues / how far away have you played?....JEEBUS:.. Between the five of us? We've played everywhere. From Madison Square Garden to the Trump Taj Mahal to CBGB, and all over the world. Jeebus is new, but with the support of our very awesome 300 or so fans, we hope to play all of these places and more... TOGETHER!......DR. MOCKELFISH:.. Why do you in all your holy and infinite power and wisdom allow the continued existence of "Sex and the City"? Do you enjoy the horror those disgusting cougars inflict upon humanity?....JEEBUS:.. Here's the ironic thing about that show: the entire production team on "Sex and the City" was made up of gay men - writing from their own perspectives and experience, and having these actresses deliver the dialogue. Then women everywhere decided they wanted to talk like the ladies on "Sex and the City"... in effect patterning their behavior after MEN while feeling this sad false sense of feminine empowerment. One cool thing about being in Jeebus is that we know our female fans are too secure and smart to fall for that ridiculous bullshit.......DR. MOCKELFISH:.. When can we expect to see a concert DVD/ CD for purchase?....JEEBUS:.. We're not really into selling our music. As long as MP3 is convenient, we'll just give tracks away (we're gonna start doing this soon with a song called "Mock Cheer" - it's almost ready). If you want to support Jeebus, ..buy a t-shirt.. (that would make us happy and help us pay for recording), but we are cool with letting you download our music for free. Maybe one day we'll make a vinyl record... that's something all of us have wanted to do. Vinyl would be an expensive project; we'd have to charge for copies of that. But it ain't happening anytime soon, if ever, so enjoy free Jeebus downloads! ......DR. MOCKELFISH:.. Were you really [Jessica Simpson's] backup band and if so, why no assassination? ....JEEBUS:.. Sorry to paraphrase your question there, Doc. Jessica was never anything but cool to us... we gots no beef. Honestly? Her music is written and produced by some true heavies, and the R&B stuff is not easy to play (even if the singer doesn't know what "tempo" means). We Jeebuses have also backed up other folks you've heard of - including artists that you would probably consider to be TRUE artists. Some gigs are bullshit, and some are transcendent, but there is something to like about - and plenty to learn from - every one. Though we do enjoy playing our own music more.......TYLER ESTES:.. How did the band we know as Jeebus come into existence?....JEEBUS:.. Members of Jeebus have been playing together in different projects for years. Jedidiah writes awesome songs, which we all wanted to play, so we decided to team up in one band. It was just that simple. In the coming months, as we release our MP3 singles, you'll meet some of the honorary Jeebuses, including Chocolate Outrage (who contributes some vocal flow to "Mock Cheer") and T. Erdelyi (you know him as Tommy Ramone, the last surviving Ramone - he produced "Mock Cheer" and several of our other forthcoming tracks).......CAPTAIN CYD:.. if you were a drag queen what would your drag name be? I was watching RuPaul's drag race and yeah, that thought went through my head.....JEEBUS:.. We once wanted to start a glam band called FAIRY. So that would probably be it. Also, we think that if RuPaul ever records a comeback album, it should be called "Re-Tarted".......EDDIE:.. When will jeebus be coming to the west coast!?....JEEBUS:.. We're working on setting up a summer tour. BUT DON'T HOLD US TO IT... we're not gonna play out until we are 100% sure that the Jeebus show will be the tightest, bestest, awesomest and rockinest rock and roll rockgasmic rockathon you ever saw. We will give you nothing less.......EDDIE:.. Who does your amazing artwork!?....JEEBUS:.. We're glad you asked this, Eddie. We love design and take it very seriously. Our logo was created by the legendary Michael Doret (he also designed the new MySpace layout we'll be launching in just a few days). We also use Black Sea Illustration for as much stuff as we can afford - Justin at Black Sea is the best there is at what he does. The art that comes with our single, "Mock Cheer", was drawn by Pete Bagge, our all-time fave comic book artist. And for our band portraits, we run a sweatshop staffed by gifted children and mentally retarded adults.....Looks like that's all the questions we got! Thanks to everyone who sent us Q's to A... we are very proud to have such awesome fans. You know Jeebus ONLY by our music - YOU found US, and you decided to like us for what we make and what we believe in, not how we look or how we're hyped. That's a deep and resonant bond, and we look forward to rocking you all for a long time to come.....SO DECREES JEEBUS! .... ...... ......profile by bandspaces.... .. .. ....
Members
..Jedidiah Jeebus.. vocals, keys.. ..Orlando Jeebus.. vocals, bass.. ..Joe Jeebus.. drums.. ..Reeves Jeebus.. guitars.. ..Old Man Cropsey.. more guitars
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