Mustache Commander


Male
43 years old
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login:2/29/2008
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    Mustache Commander's Interests
GeneralCounting gold, drinking booze, commanding my league of rogue assassins, macking on my harem.
MusicThe American Medical Association
BooksPrincipia Discordia, Book of the SubGenius, Extracts from the Periodical of Abstract Algebra Vol. 10, Mustaches and the Media - modern conflicts in the Post McCullan Era (as edited by Markoff Chaney).
HeroesHagbard Celine, Adam Weishaupt , Liao Tien Ding, Malaclypse The Younger, J R "Bob" Dobbs.

     Mustache Commander's Details
Status:Single
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Virgo



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About me:

After masterminding the biggest gold and malt liquor heists known to man at the tender age of 11, the man evenutally to be known only as "the Mustache Commander" is a feared leader of the Asian criminal underworld and the High Priest of the Shadow Government. His early affinities for booze, whoring, and hostile mafia takeovers, have earned him his widely acknowledged title of "the Original Drunken Master". Known for his trusty Jack Daniel feuled sidearm, he is quick to anger, and even quicker to the draw. Beware the power of the stache.

www.streetwars.net
www.MustacheCommander.com
www.flickr.com/photos/mustache

StreetWars on KRON4 Part I

StreetWars on KRON4 Part II

Who I'd like to meet:
Fast cars. Loose women. Gigantic bottles of god's true necter, Jack Daniels.

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Contradictory Freedom





Mar 22 2008 6:41 PM

I shall smite thee
Kansas City Fake Mustache Club





Feb 28 2008 9:24 AM

The 9th episode of Stachecast is up. Thanks to everyone who came to Whiskers on Wornall. Call 816-398-8886 to leave a voicemail for Stachecast 10


Stachecast 9: Rollie, Sexy Stache, The Professor, and Momma Lil Stache are joined by Maxine to contemplate: Whiskers on Wornall, changing the Commodore's name, and some questions from our "number one" fan. Reviews include: The Noodle Shop, Mama's 39th Street Diner, The Sex Police, No Country for Old Men, and The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. Music by: The Pop Fosters, Ghosty, and Brad Sucks

Gothic Lady K





Feb 18 2008 12:19 PM

Omg you dont want to miss this free ringtones for a year.. they have everything!!

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Kansas City Fake Mustache Club





Dec 19 2007 12:18 PM

Stachecast 7:  The Commodore and Dick Stachetardly arrive late from a Christmas party to find Sexy Stache, Prof Peacock and Rollie in a discussion about another brilliant restaurant idea. Say Hi (To Your Mom), Of Montreal, The Slowdown, Darjeeling Limited, American Gangster, Vinino, Paddy O'Quiggley's, The Classic Cookie and more are reviewed by the panel of experts.

Badre





Dec 6 2007 11:50 AM

Melissa Shmelissa





Oct 19 2007 5:27 AM

NOA





Sep 21 2007 12:41 AM

Thank you! Your play is really important! it was necessary to think of it! on the other hand if you can extend the area on Paris that would be really cool!
Good continuation!
RON?





Sep 17 2007 11:55 PM

San Diego is waiting for STREET WARS!
Melissa Shmelissa





Sep 17 2007 12:04 PM

Birthday, Happy.

I'm reading the Principia Discordia and I think we should eat hot dogs together.

I miss your face!
Kansas City Fake Mustache Club





Sep 14 2007 3:04 PM

Happy birthday from the Kansas City Fake Mustache Club
Losing My Sanity





Sep 13 2007 6:47 AM

Apparently you hardly ever sign on to this thing but if you do, well your bday is coming up apparently, so Happy Bday.

Hope to see you guys in Chicago again real soon.
Demons Can't Lie





Aug 29 2007 9:30 PM

Bring it back to Cali! The OC is waiting.
RON?





Aug 4 2007 9:03 PM

Thanks for the add. so when do you guys plan on having a tournament in San Diego?
AsMeZe(dead presidentz)909 pimpz Up!





Jun 4 2007 6:27 PM

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ASTHMA
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May 31 2007 2:59 AM

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May 25 2007 10:40 AM

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Infinite Potential





May 21 2007 8:01 AM



"Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber." - Plato

Yo, yo - better late than never. Here is this months installment - The Political 'Oddcast'. Jammed full of craziness - don’t miss Bad Science (featuring our very own Dizraeli) sending up stupid politicians, an exclusive NAS booty and a magical rendition of Imagine by Geroge W Bush.

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AsMeZe(dead presidentz)909 pimpz Up!





May 2 2007 7:48 AM

be at my
show palm springs high
this saturday
too c what i do
come show the myspace
luv stay tru be humble...

Asthma
tha coalition
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The fish that got away





Apr 26 2007 11:22 PM

When are you coming back to Cali. for Street Wars L.A.II?
Badre





Apr 17 2007 8:42 AM

Amsterdam is ready
AsMeZe(dead presidentz)909 pimpz Up!





Mar 21 2007 8:58 PM



much luv to tha fanz peep tha coalition



Asthma


tha coalition

Heath





Feb 24 2007 10:53 AM

Stabbing at Leia's 22nd Birthday








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Melissa Shmelissa





Feb 13 2007 2:22 PM

I vant a mustache ride
Tony





Jan 30 2007 1:22 AM

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Justin





Jan 14 2007 8:11 PM

Game time! Good luck on the home turf. I have a buddy in the game, so I may come up to booze and/or help out. Although I can't say I'm looking forward to sleeping in the back of a stranger's truck again.
jennifer alicia grant





Dec 31 2006 1:26 AM

Happy New Year Stache....May 2007 bring you all the booze and women you so deserve. xxx, JAGalicious
Melissa Shmelissa





Dec 17 2006 4:42 PM

Sexy and Steamy Seasons Greetings from Agent Tuna:
Melissa Shmelissa





Dec 8 2006 1:37 PM

Riding the "A-Train" is so much fun. I'll bring treats up to San Fran in Jan.
Danny Domino





Nov 21 2006 8:58 PM

Raul





Nov 16 2006 11:03 AM

Thanks for the add mustache! so do i need to put a better team Pssssst! together and defend our title or can i just wet fools?

-Agent RAWDOGG
Danny Domino





Nov 7 2006 7:39 PM

Clap your hands say Wells!





Nov 4 2006 3:50 PM

street wars in newcastle!!! geordie boys takin the piss

10304
Clap your hands say Wells!





Nov 4 2006 3:49 PM

I struck down obese bob with the power of almighty heck! wells is the boy wooooooooooooo

10304
Da Oostin Boyeez





Oct 27 2006 5:03 AM

WOW the mustache commander. It is an honour to be your friend. Do you know obese bob? Hes defected to the Barley Mow Crow. I think you should give him a reet bisk
Melissa Shmelissa





Oct 26 2006 9:51 AM

Tuna+Mustache=4 Eva
Melissa Shmelissa





Oct 24 2006 2:06 AM

Sleep is for pussies.
Melissa Shmelissa





Oct 12 2006 1:38 PM

eat your heart out, michael jackson.
Melissa Shmelissa





Oct 12 2006 1:38 PM

eat your heart out, michael jackson.
la duchessa





Sep 25 2006 6:45 AM

so i missed a rare appearance by the elusive mustache commander, eh? teach me not to paint and work on my loft all day, shirking my shadow government responsibilities. i'll have to catch you at the finale party...
Melissa Shmelissa





Sep 22 2006 3:11 PM

Allison SUCKED ASS on projet runway!!!! Michael all the way! wooooooooo!!!!!!!
I will always be your digital darling, darling. Come back to LA soon, maaaaaaaaan.
Wasted_Elmo {U|E}





Sep 18 2006 9:09 AM