I am interested in a great many things. Oh yeah, I'm a world class sleeper and am looking for sponsors to send me to the world sleeping championships. Let me know if you would like to donate.
i made the duck green because ive never seen a green duck and well... i wanted to see a green duck.
Music
i listen to almost anything, but im a rocker at heart, with a soft spot for weird al. NIN. A Perfect Circle. Incubus. TOOL. Metallica. No More Kings. Showtunes of all types. Mozart. Cake. Frank Sinatra. The Wicked Tinkers. Seamus Kennedy. DVDA. Brak. Flogging Molly. and of course. BLUNTISH AND POINTY... theyre the best
Movies
so many favorite so little webspace. the pirates of the caribbean movies. team america. BASEketball. Orgazmo. the lord of the rings trilogy. all them star wars movies.boondock saints. happy gilmore. billy madison. the neverending story. finding nemo. monsters inc. the princess bride. willow. legend. GHOSTBUSTERS 1 and 2. stripes. uncle buck. signs. braveheart. the little mermaid. petes dragon. seven brides for seven brothers. little shop of horrors. spongebob squarepants. mulan. mulan rouge. down with love. chicago. willy wonka. peewees big adventure. blazing saddles. space balls. history of the world part 1. sleepy hollow.
the disney version of robin hood. mary poppins. cannibal! the musical. gone in 60 seconds. edward scissorhands. beetlejuice. the goonies. ferris beulers day off. speed. the matrix. and loads upon loads more.
how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen
thats right! my lightsaber matches my car bitches! thats just how cool i am:D
Television
I LOVE LUCY is the best, always has been always will be. golden girls. double dare. family guy. futurama. iron chef. pretty much anything on The Discovery Channel. courage the cowardly dog. johnny bravo. spongebob squarepants. i love the show "house" thanks to the olive, we watch it every week.
Books
the outlander series by diana gabaldon. and recently i have gotten hooked on the stephanie plum novels by Janet evanovich. make me laugh till i fall over *hahaha hahahaha hahahah THUMP* east of the sun and west of the moon, by mercer meyer. the stinky cheese man and other fairly stupid tales. hitch hikers guide.
About me:
I like my friends, most of my family and kool-aid. I love my car, my dog, and playing around. I love to take pictures and throw shoes at unsuspecting victims. I am terribly indecisive. I love video games, mostly those that involve driving, killing things, blowing things up or colorful objects. I love movies. Im pretty indiscriminate towards them and you know a movie is bad if I didnt like it. If its not comfortable I wont wear it, unless I'm made to. I love to sing. I dance, but not very often. I love to act, and most people say Im pretty funny. I love animals and have several. Dex is a gazelle (fast running dog) Keir is a moose (big old monster of a dog), and our cat The Bumble. (her real name is Scurvy but people seem to think thats not very nice.)I've moved enough times to know how to do it well and to know that I don't like it. I love fairies and dragons and will wear strange costumes out of the house. I have horns. I have a Ph.D. Seriously. I like to blow things up and shoot things. chickens make me laugh. do you ever wonder if people actually read these things? i hate spiders. brak is great. I really like reading and i have done the artwork for a children's book (info coming soon on that project).
I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
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Who I'd like to meet: people who like to smile and laugh. people who dont care how odd i am. people who like to make others laugh. and johnny depp beacuse it seems only fair....
You're an American classic -- fast, strong, and bold. You're not snobby or pretentious, but you have what it takes to give anyone a run for their money.
Joe: One of the terrorists is trying to tell us something. [looks through binoculars] Gary Johnston: [waving the distress signal towards Joe and Chris] It's me! It's me! Joe: Looks like he's saying, "Kiss me! Kiss me!" Chris: Smart-ass motherfucker!
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