MUSTAPHA3000 - MAN OR MACHINE? WHO CAN SAY? IN THE FUTURE THE LINES ARE BLURRED.....
"CHROME COVERED CLEVER CLONE CAUGHT CONTAMINATING COCHLEAS" - JOVIAN HERALD, APR.01.3000
A HEADLINE FROM A MILLENIUM HENCE....THIS NEWS IS YET TO HAPPEN....
'.....after 11pm (earth time). The mechano man, of a type unseen before, stopped only to give the finger to the security monitor. No retinal match was found for the entry scan, it is believed this being could be using stolen military technology to bypass security systems. Within 5 minutes the chrome covered clone had patched in to the Jupiter Mainframe, and uploaded certain organized sounds that were then pumped direct to the cochleas of all 10 billion Jovians. The resulting patterns closely resembled the 'music' of the 20th/21st centuries, if so it would be a clear violation of the galactic governments anti-boogie statute of 2250.
Indeed if it transpires that the sounds were in fact 'music', it would be the first outbreak of A.R.T in over 700 years. Doctors are describing the infection as 'rythmic in nature, bearing similarities to other common historical ailments such as dancing.........'
"BEATS EXPLODE IN DISCO - SPONTANEOUS OUTBREAK OF DANCING IN FIVE PROVINCES - EARTH PRESIDENT SAYS: LETS PARTY! " - THE GALACTIC MIRROR, APR.03.3000
'....Steve Starchaser and his family. 'We arrived by rocket ship from Jupiter, we sat next to him. He was exceptionally shiny, that was what i noticed first - and he had some sort of instrument, I didn't recognize it, slung under his arm. The next thing you know, our legs started moving of their own accord! I heard him say 'Hammer time', whatever that means, and all of a sudden there was a party over here, a party over there and then everybody put their hands in the air, like they just didn't care! I've never known anything like it, and I've been to Pluto on a Friday night!' Rumour has it that shortly after this outburst the android fled into one of the timetravel booths at the rocket-port........'
THERE ARE FEW CLUES, AND FEWER FACTS, AGAIN, THIS HASN'T HAPPENED YET, BUT IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME, 994 YEARS TO BE PRECISE......
"RAVING ROBOT IN DECKS, FX, SEX 'N' SPEX SHOCKER!" - THE SUNDAY SPORT,
MAR.20.2006
'...was well up for it, he said! He had these weird records that all went BANGTYBANGBOOMCRASHWALLOP and then WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHHHHHHHHPPPPING.'
'He's so shiny, like a giant muscle bound biro. One of them posh biros. With legs. And arms an' a head an' that' , said Michelle, 24, from Beasleyford, Lancs, 'I loved it when he got his specs on. I think they were X-Ray, cos he couldn't stop looking at ......'
MUSTAPHA 3000 MUSTAPHA 3000 MUSTAPHA 3000 MUSTAPHA 3000 MUSTAPHA 3000
................HE IS ALREADY HERE!.............IS HE ALREADY HERE?...............................
hiya! we are playing Sketchy at Stiff Kitten this thursday (19th) and we're VERY excited. :D
it's gonna be main room action so come down and rave, groove, bounce, mosh & strut to our kaleidosonic sounds. did i mention we're excited?
keep it foolish,
FAUXXX
With festive songs from Kurits Blow, Frightened Rabbit, Glasvegas, Tom Waits, Girls Aloud, Sufjan Stevens, The Jackson 5, AC/DC, Louis Armstrong and many, many more…
Ahoy there matey. There's a new Outlaws mix CD out, you could hunt down a copy in the real world, in shops and stuff, but let's face it, you'll probably download it from the internet anyway! So to save you the trouble of Googling it, here's a picture of the cover and a link to it:
woooow youre not going to believe this...i did this offer to get a REAL name-brand handbag through Coach totally FREE and it truly came!! since i KNOW its legit now, i'm gunna act quick and get another one or two to send out as goodie..you really should go snag some as well HA HA! isn't this one that came neat?
holy smokes you're not going to believe it...i tried this deal to get a REAL purse and wallet from Coach absolutely FREE & it surprisingly came!! since i KNOW its for real now, i'm gunna go back real fast and snag some more to give to people as a gift..you really ought to go get one or two too HA HA! isn't this 1 i got neat?
damn i'm so amped! okay...ya know those deals shootin to other people? personally, honestly i felt it had to be a gimmick..., but i took a sec to do it the other day, for a free cash card worth like $500 for Macys, and amazingly it did work i couldn't believe it. you might want to click here and grab one too, see...?
Yes it's all true, a gap has been found in the hardcore raving schedule and, like a magical golden condor egg, 60 minutes of top notch party action have been laid down as an offering to you, the ravers. Hopefully you'll enjoy it, it kind of hurts laying a golden condor egg. But don't think of the pain of the Outlaw, get swept away by the magical wonder of rave. That's enough of that anyway. There's a picture of the cover below with the tracks (all 54 of them) lovingly written on it. Click on it and your download into the world of wonderment will begin!
ChroMEO-Tenderoni - MSTRKRFT Remix SHIT DISCO- OK (Acid Girls Remix) JUNIOR SENIOR- Shake Your Coconuts (DFA Instrumental KAYNE WEST - Stonger (DIPLO WORK IS NEVER OVER) DUSTY KID -The Cat (Original) Justice - Phantom pt 2 (Soulwax Nite Vers LES RITMES DIGITALES -Jacques Your Body Make Me Sweat (Switch r JUSTICE FEAT UFFIE- The Party (LA Riots Remix) LARRY TEE FEAT PRINCES SUPERSTAR -Licky (Herve Goes Low Remix) DIGITALISM -idealistic rampage edition THE GLASS -Come Alive - Kasper Bjorke Remix CHAIM -Genesis (Original) MSTRKRFT- Street Justice (Album Version) BOYZ NOIZE - and down dirty disco youth r ALTER EGO- Why Not [Original Mix] THE BLACK GOHST- Face (Switch mix) RAGE AGAINS THE MACHINE- Killing In The Name Of (Sharam Jey Remix)
man, it seems like i'm always at Macys, i always have to go there for somethin. thank god i got this $500 card to Macys to pay for a lot of the stuff i have to buy there rofl! you should probably get one too while you can, its really simple only takes a minute. CLICK HERE FOR OUR OWN
Here's a mix that's been out in the real world but not on Myspace. You might enjoy it, you might not, who knows? It's pretty fun and it's got rave noises on it so why not give it a go? Give the pretty picture a little click and it should come to you. GO ON. PEER PRESSURE. DOUBLE DROP IT. GO ON.
