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Matthew Stott
Sketch Comedy / Comedic Writers
"Im sitting on the wonk."

Male
28 years old
Birmingham,
United Kingdom



Last Login:7/17/2008
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   Matthew Stott's Comedian Bio
BioHello there, Im a new-ish comedy writer. Ive had work performed on stage, In Londons famous News Revue for example, and on BBC Radio 4 and BBC Radio Scotland. And hopefully more things. In the future. Hopefully.
InfluencesPeter Cook, Mighty Boosh, Seinfeld, Steve Coogan, Robert Rankin, Douglas Adams, Graham Linehan, League Of Gentlemen, Steve Martin, Monty Python, Reeves And Mortimer.
TV ShowsSome of my rubbish vids, starring myself no less, have appeared on the TROUBLE channel on Sky television. So obviously Im now having to constantly turn down offers of sordid, one off sexual encounters.

    Matthew Stott's Interests
GeneralComedy, Music, Squid, Films, Looking at myself naked in the mirror and weeping.
MusicThe Who, The White Stripes, Ryan Adams, The Libertines, Muse, The Smiths, Morrissey, The Doors, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Futureheads, Guillimots, The Cribs, The Vines, Long Blondes, Stone Roses, The Divine Comedy, The Kings Of Leon, Bob Dylan, The Band, The Von Bondies, Archie Bronson Outfit, The Young Knives, Gram Parsons, Babyshambles, Dirty Pretty Things, Flying Burrito Brothers, Oasis, Ultrasound, Elastica, Arctic Monkeys, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Willy Mason, Whiskeytown, 22-20s, The Strokes, Albert Hammond Jr, The Arcade Fire, Ben Folds, The Black Keys, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Blondie, the Clash, Brendan Benson, The Flaming Lips, Gay Dad, Gene, Graham Coxon, Hot Hot Heat, Hope Of The States, Ian Dury, Jeff Buckley, Jesse Malin, Jimi Hendrix, The Killers, Maximo Park, the Loncut, MC5, the Moldy Peaches, Neil Young, the Mystery jets, Ooberman, Nine Black Alps, Pixies, The Hold Steady, Good Shoes, Silver Sun, Weezer
MoviesScorcese, P. T. Anderson, Anchorman, Darren Aronofsky, Orson Welles, 60s/70s Polanski, Francis Ford Coppola, Napoleon Dynamite, Shaun Of The Dead, Withnail And I, Christopher Nolan, Rushmore, Evil Dead, Kevin Smith, Tarantino
TelevisionAlan Partridge, Doctor Who, Darkplace, Brass Eye, Father Ted, Hancock, The Day Today, Big Train, Python, Blackadder, Mighty Boosh, A Bit Of Fry And Laurie, It Crowd, Snuff Box, Fist Of Fun, Nathan Barley, Jam, Black Books, Peep Show, The Office, Seinfeld, Attention Scum!, Life On Mars, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The League Of Gentlemen, Catterick, This Morning With Richard Not Judy, Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer, Vic Reeves Big Night Out, Saxondale, Not Only But Also, Green Wing, Family Guy, Spaced, Ripping Yarns, The Prisoner, Bang Bang Its Reeves And Mortimer, Vic and Bobs The Weekenders
HeroesPeter Cook, Morrissey, Pete Townsend, Steve Coogan. I would kiss them all, especially Cooks long dead corpse. Mmm, decomposed . . .
Groups: Robert Rankin- a man of epic imaginationMaking Comedy

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     Matthew Stott's Details
Status:Single
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Occupation:Too dull and depressing to let you know about . .


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About me:
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone, havent seen a living person in weeks. God, Im so lonely. (SOB) So very, very lonely . . .

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Matthew Stott has 200 friends.
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Violentbroccoli





Mar 31 2008 4:14 PM

Happy April fools day!

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The Glamorous Snowdrop





Dec 27 2007 4:13 PM

Drinking?! On the day of our Lord, Noel Edmonds?! I've never heard of such behavour. Surely you spent the day Bing Crosby style, smoking a pipe, singing songs, and beating the kids.
The Glamorous Snowdrop





Dec 27 2007 5:18 AM

Hope you had lots of mince pies and turkey and enjoyed Finding Nemo on xmas day! Have a great 2008 Mr. Stott!
Gram_Caxton





Dec 11 2007 11:24 AM

Key To Time boxset....mmmm....Mary Tamm....mmmmm
Gram_Caxton





Dec 10 2007 12:09 PM

I've got Destiny of The Daleks on DVD now! Not great, but not quite as bad as others have said.
jon and raymond





Dec 4 2007 1:02 PM

alright mate, enjoying the comedy, check out my page and new show jon and raymond. let me know what you think, looking for some feedback!!

Cheers
Alex
The Glamorous Snowdrop





Nov 17 2007 1:37 PM

Didn't the corspe of Mark Bolan's left bum check go on the star in many west end musicials and even wrote his own sitcom in the 1980's about and fish finger that travelled through time? I'm sure I've seen it somewhere on UK gold.
The Glamorous Snowdrop





Nov 16 2007 2:05 PM

Why aloha!

Jareth the Goblin king! Labyrinth really is the best film ever. David Bowie's crotch in that film was the best Jim Henson puppet he ever made! Thanks, love, and hugs XX.
Jude





Sep 29 2007 9:58 AM

Hey Matt!

Thanks for the add!

Lovin' your stuff.
Martin





Sep 12 2007 6:58 AM

Hi Matt, meant to say thanks for the add.

www.baumskifilks.com
Rosemary Pooley





Aug 13 2007 1:26 AM

Well done with the animation. Sounds like you are really going places nowadays. Real money for writing? Wow!
Kevin





Aug 6 2007 3:47 PM

No worries. nothing changes eh?! useless feckers!! well if they DO decide to get organised drop me a bell. I'll be in your neck of the woods in Sept so if you fancy a bevvy let us know
French Eggs





Jul 28 2007 2:32 AM

hello Matthew Stott ...

TODAY - WARRINGTON MUSIC FESTIVAL

DRINKS AND A TASTY DISH OF FRENCH EGGS
FREE
OUTDOORS @ PALMYRA SQUARE, WARRINGTON
-----------------FRENCH EGGS @ 2:30------------------

CHEERS HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE
XXXX
Kevin





Jul 25 2007 8:07 PM

Alright Stott any sign of Monsieurs Thompson and Galister paying a visit any time soon?! Whats crack?
Tickling Monty





May 24 2007 7:49 AM

Hello and welcome to our club. It's lovely and warm.
Big Brother's BIG BOLLOCKS





May 1 2007 6:17 PM

Matty, Thanks 4 the add, I'll let you know what I think of your stuff in a few days.

Two new, funny videos have been added to my main page.

And this weeks blog features tramps, Cillit Bang and Mitchell and Webb's P.C vs Mac travesty.


Yielding





Apr 29 2007 9:40 AM

Hey there Matt,

Cheers for the add. I think I'm gonna like it here.
Comedy at the Kirk





Apr 23 2007 9:32 AM

Just a reminder...
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This Wednesday!



Sorry if anyone gets this twice or doesn't live in the UK, it's a comment for all our friends :)
Kev





Apr 22 2007 12:50 PM

MWHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAA... MWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA... MWHAAHAHAHAH... [COUGH]... HA... hehe...

hmmmm...
Paul





Apr 14 2007 11:48 AM

Hey Matt interested in the comedy writing group... thing.. get back to me with some info.

And keep an eye out for an invite from PScomedy a new Myspace Im making... I may place you in the top friends, if you're unlucky enough
Darn Drythroat: Loose On Planet Earth!





Apr 8 2007 1:11 PM

Holla Matthew Stott!

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***HOUSE OF HARE!***^^^**

****Big EASTER Special!*****

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***Dine In or Take Out*****
******Pick Your Own Bunny
from our Rabbit Ranch******
***FUN FOR ALL AGES!*****
--WE DO RABBIT RIGHT!--
Rosemary Pooley





Apr 7 2007 5:13 AM

Happy Easter Matt. x Loopey
Pete Repeat





Apr 6 2007 3:31 PM

Thanking you very much, now i just have to ask all the other comedians in the world. i'm bailing from my pc now, but i'll be back later to download your podcasts, have a good evening mr Matt

Pete x (everyone gets kisses from me)
Pete Repeat





Apr 5 2007 2:25 PM

Hello, i would firstly like to say hello, and well done for being funny.. now i'm trying to pass myself of as a funny person too and to put it bluntly. would you mind not being funny anymore and tell you friends to check out my comedy.

thanks alot Matt

cant wait to hear from you

pete xx
Emma





Mar 28 2007 9:53 PM

Hey dude - Thanks for adding me!!

I said it on the YKTV forums, and I'll say it again here - 'Violent James', and your clip titled 'Cheese' are two of the funniest things ive seen in yonks! Go you!
Anna Black





Feb 9 2007 3:01 AM

Nah mate. I'm only mustling for one of those quiffs... that cheese one I must have missed before. Very rarely laugh out loud me. Nearly choked on me hobnob. Kin'hilarious! A x
Anna Black





Jan 11 2007 5:37 AM

Hey Mr Stott
Best of for the New Year!
Love the stuff - keep them coming :)
Anna xx
Tiffanys Uppercrust





Jan 7 2007 3:27 PM

ta very much for the add like, the counting made us laugh the funniest is without question number 23

ian makaskill holding a hot potatoe whilst hiding a gumshield in his pocket
Clever Little Pod





Dec 23 2006 9:07 AM

Al Perkins





Dec 22 2006 11:46 AM

Matthew Stott
These are the nuts i'm about to go on the road with....Click here to watch the video.
Merry Christmas,
Al
The Martin Holmes





Dec 16 2006 12:52 PM

Thanks for the kind words...I plan on watching some of your videos soon :-)
Kev





Dec 16 2006 8:04 AM

Have a very merry Castlemaine-XXXXmas from Petts Wood.
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Kev





Dec 14 2006 1:47 AM

I know that myspace is not the most discreet place to deal cake, but I need a fix. Have you got any of Joss Ackland's Spunky Backpack?
Clever Little Pod





Dec 13 2006 12:36 PM

I think we met once, at a fete. You fell in the tombola, remember? Happy days.
Anna Black





Dec 10 2006 7:01 AM

Love the new stuff mate - top drawer!
A xxx
Kev





Dec 7 2006 3:31 PM

Skidmarks cunt.
Paul





Dec 6 2006 7:02 AM

Liking the vids about sheep testicals matt keep em coming, mind the pun
Kev





Nov 26 2006 6:04 AM