MY CANADIAN GIRLFRIEND, def.:
1. my girlfriend who lives in Canada
"My girlfriend who lives in Canada" is a lie invented
by hundreds if not thousands of geeky high school boys
who can't get any dates and don't want to appear
pathetic. The geek will take pictures from magazines
or the Internet and pass them off as the "Canadian
girlfriend". The "girlfriend can also be a spy,
cowgirl, model, whatever.
2. Canadian girlfriend
When your buddy keeps saying he's got a girlfriend,
but you never meet her. Imaginary girlfriend.
Vince: "Trevor, why haven't we met your girlfriend?
You've been dating for over a year."
Trevor: "She's really busy."
Vince: "Oh, yeah, I forgot how busy Canadians can be."
Trevor: "What?"
Mike: "Vince is just saying you've got a Canadian
girlfriend, that's all."
My Canadian Girlfriend's Friend Space (Randomized)
Thanks for listening, MCG. The vox were even quieter before my bro recommended that I turn them up. Death Swim suffers from the reluctant singer syndrome. This song is so hip right now, I'm going deaf. I wanna kill the singer.
Ok, everyone. First, I'd like to say thanks and we love you guys for the support I doubt we deserve at times. That being said, we are going to deliver big time on the rock soon. Mark and Jamie and I have been putting our heads together since the last record to find a new sound and we got it right, right on. I am cetain you will agree.
So, here is the plan. If Jamie can stomach it (I have not asked him yet) we will post up some demos of the new rock. You can tell us what you think, and there is a slim but not nonexistant chance we may consider your input. Next, we will play -- hold the fucking phone -- a show. Not sure when or where (read Ronny's) but it will happen before I turn 33 (crap). Then, in perhaps August or September, we will commence the recording of new 5 song EP. It is gonna be fucking special. I mean, like no shit and 20 minutes of rock erotica. Or, like the audio equivalent of the first time you had a beer and realized you were in a relationship -- a deep and meaningful relationship with beer.
We will hire a professional audio engineer to capture this moment like we did the last time.
Then, and this is the kicker -- we will actually promote the EP and try to get it heard by people other than our great friends and some dude in Whales who has now bought all of our songs off Tunecore, and Alewives twice for some reason.
Sound good? Yes, I know it does. And you have a role. Fan. Jamie needs it for the ole ego.
Get this...its only just the beginning too BECAUSE .... we are going to make three EPs. I shit you not. The songs are already mapped out, but not completed. There will be careful attention paid to making each EP distinct such that the songs on each will be intentionally placed together in some clever fashion known only to us. You may wonder in amazement; I know I do. The first of this rock trifecta will be released this year. The others will follow accordingly, in due time.
I would like to request that you add the songs Stay and Alewives to your page. I would also like to inform the band that your drummer is moonlighting as the singer for another band. Staush Galunka I want to party with you!
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someebody on my friends list wrote something really nasty about you in a blog. you need to see this, what happened... sorry about that, but here is the link to it...
Hello My Canadian Girlfriend, I have some big news! You could now vote for Digsy's Babe of the year for 2008. My readers can vote for any of the beautiful women in my Top 12 except for Marilyn, she is just there this year to oversee the contest, this is because I never announced a winner for February. The Top 12 consists of all former Dame of the month winners from 2007. December's Dame of the month winner SlurriKane is seated right next to 2-time reigning Babe of the year champ the lovely Sarah-Jane. For more details, check out my latest scoop. Vote now My Canadian Girlfriend and make your voice heard! Below is a list of the Top 12 Dames of 2007:
I thought you guys had balls of steel, bus I suppose a bass is just as good.
We're playing Double Door tomorrow night! It'd be awesome to have my band-in-law?? there. This will get you in for just $5. We're on second of 4 at 9:30pm
MCG were so great at the Beat Kitchen!! Best show ever. Period. I couldn't dream of better band to be musically related to.
If you're free tomorrow and would enjoy having your brains blown out by double full stacks of rock, we go on 1st at 8:30 pm at The Abbey Pub, Thurs Sept 27. At the end of the show Blackbox will be fighting the Iron Sheik after their set. Yeah, the real Iron Sheik! Click on the flier and print it out to get in for only $5. We'd love to see you there!
hey buds! TGP is playin at schubas tomorrow tues. 7/3, 8:30pm. It'd be real cool to see you, if you can't make it we'll just have to set up a MCG/TGP show one day soon...
