I viewed and canvassed the entire schnauzer as it looked favorably at me, its set of eyes glittering through its Beatle-esque mop of hair. I had some irresolution about eating it this way, looking at the hodge-podge of meat on my fork. I can tell you that I was slightly repelled by the idea, but I was hungry and maintained a bold belief that this WAS the proper way to dispose of the animal.