Myka
Myka At my best I am an intellectual investigator and provocateur. At my worst I will take a dump in your trash can.

Female
28 years old
New York, New York
United States



Last Login: 10/22/2009
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    Myka's Interests
GeneralObsessions, the oneness of the universe, walking there, freaks,water, street performers, documentaries about obese people.
MusicThe theme from "Welcome Back Kotter," and its cover by MA$E. Some of Mozart's later shit. Once I thought someone was flushing my toilet over and over but it turned out it was just my roommate playing punk music.
MoviesMillions of dollars spent to create something more terrible than the actual lives of most living things.
TelevisionI stopped showing up to my job where I got paid to watch TV. I just couldn't get fired.
BooksI don't like to read because there are too many good books I haven't read yet.
HeroesTony Clifton.
Groups: Village Lantern ComedyNYC Underground Comedy FestCarmelComedians of MySpaceCeasefireCampaign.orgUnder Pressure Improv

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     Myka's Details
Status:Divorced
Hometown:Scottsdale, Arizona
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Inventor

   Myka's Schools
University Of California-Irvine
Irvine,California
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Psychology
Minor: Linguistics
Clubs: Live Nude People (with clothes on!)
 

1999 to 2003
Chaparral High School
Scottsdale,Arizona
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1995 to 1999

   Myka's Networking
Television - Talent - Comedian

Radio - Talent - Other

Publishing - Writer - Columnist
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   Myka's Companies
Supreme Robot Pictures
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Don't Fuck That Shit
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Bob Saget




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   Myka's Blurbs
About me:
I grew up in an artificial oasis in the middle of the desert. I have been trying to make sense of life ever since. .... ..>
Who I'd like to meet:
Omg u were great tonite my friends and I were crying laughing lol we were the one on table 12 but yea also the one that bought the last 2 cds from ur other black friend lol my friend was like ARE U E-ing that was her lol u are great we stay watchin u when we are high lol and repeatin ur skits at work and public places ur the best

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Follow me on twitter.com/laudani

Follow me on twitter.com/laudani



Nov 14 2009 10:46 PM


Please feel free to check out my mixtape here at datpiff. If you like it the help me spread the word. Thank You.
-Laudani


Baron Von Lichtenstein and the Penguins of Death

Baron Von Lichtenstein and the Penguins of Death



Oct 30 2009 11:40 AM

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Foul Chicks



Oct 27 2009 9:04 AM

Hey you

Just sending some love and spreading the word about our new video which pretty much sums us up.



Please do us a favor and add rate and subscribe to our youtube channel.

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We have some great music from some very talented female artists on there.

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James Cheetham



Oct 2 2009 4:18 AM

 

CHEETHAM'S ZOMBIES - PHOTO COOKIES

Are now available to order for your Halloween parties, Haunted Attractions, Concerts, Movie Premieres, and Zombie Walks!

We take a regular photo of you, turn you into a zombie, and place you on the very cookies you choose to sell at your event, or hand out as treats...but that's not all we can do.

We can take your logo, your promo posters, our photos of your cast members or attractions, and place them on the cookies too!

These are literally one of a kind treats, the cookies you order will be shipped to nobody else. Each cookie has a vivid image of your choice and are delicious. They come wrapped in cellophane with your choice of ribbon color and are then packaged in individual boxes (as seen in the photo above, boxes are optional). These are truly, edible works of dark art.

If you would like more info on pricing or zombie makeovers, feel free to contact me here on Myspace. You won't be disappointed!

James Cheetham's Official Website
THE RICKY STAR SHOW

THE RICKY STAR SHOW



Aug 16 2009 9:57 PM

Just stopping by to say hi!
MovieScreams Horror Fest

MovieScreams Horror Fest



Jul 25 2009 5:31 PM

MTV ACTOR to host Dating Show

The former MTV star who caused outrage after eating pig's genitals  is set to host a new interactive show for potential lovers on MTV.

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Roosevelt will start shooting the untitled series on MTV and it is expected to air next year. The actor is now hosting the syndicated series "MovieScreams! Horror Show".
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Barry Goold

Barry Goold



Jul 21 2009 4:14 PM

“It takes a long time to grow young” – Picasso

Happy Birthday!
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Jul 21 2009 2:32 PM

CASH IS SHORT AND TIMES ARE HARD, Soooo HERE'S YOUR FREAKING BIRTHDAY CARD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! :)-


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I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A GREAT DAY!
Silence is Broken

Silence is Broken



Jul 21 2009 12:35 PM

Hey Myka, happy birthday , hope all is well.
Jamison
UNDERWORLD WED. NOVEMBER 25

UNDERWORLD WED. NOVEMBER 25



Jun 26 2009 3:43 PM

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jim rose circus

jim rose



Jun 7 2009 11:16 PM

yes my facebook got hacked so i have to start over.PLEASE join
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jim-Rose-Circus/73911349699?re
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THE JIM ROSE CIRCUS VS. JAKE THE SNAKE ROBERTS TOUR
we are looking for wrestlers,variety,burlesque,comics,freak show and circus acts..PLEASE message us here..if you are a BAND please get us contact info for your local promoter that is INTERESTED in booking this show.. message us here too..if we get the booking because of your contact info you can open for us..please dont have managers contacting us unless they have a gig with guarantees..we dont do door deals..sorry for sounding harsh on that one...FANS FANS FANS this show is going to be amazing..keep checking this site for tour dates and updates we start on the west coast july 3rd
thanks
jim
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MovieScreams Horror Fest

MovieScreams Horror Fest



Apr 4 2009 11:28 PM

Thanks for your friendship. I hope you are doing fine.




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Mar 31 2009 3:48 AM

Whats up?New song Crank Calls on my page..Check it out and let me know..
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Kirk Bailer



Mar 30 2009 10:20 AM

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Jim Holland



Mar 24 2009 6:54 AM

U JUST GOT ROBBED.

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Mar 23 2009 3:58 PM

Hey <3 we are giving away our album for free at www.gomeritgo.com

how have you been?
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Mar 3 2009 6:28 AM

ringtones are up on my page now free download scream at me new music up leave a comment spread tha word and put me on ya top 8 or 5.
lol
THE RICKY STAR SHOW

THE RICKY STAR SHOW



Jan 28 2009 7:39 PM

Hi Myka I seen you was online just wanna say whats up!
jim rose circus

jim rose



Jan 28 2009 2:01 AM

Hi I am going to be in your area soon. Im writing a new book about the people that I meet on the road..Lets throw a small party together. If you want to hang out,message me here at my other myspace site
www. myspace. com/toohotforfizzle
We dont read the messages at the circus site because there are so many.
thanks
jim
THE RICKY STAR SHOW

THE RICKY STAR SHOW



Jan 15 2009 4:14 AM

Just stopping by to say hi!
DEL HARRISON IS ON THE MOVE!

DEL HARRISON IS ON THE MOVE!



Jan 11 2009 11:35 PM

Check me out with some of the country's funniest comedians every Friday at the Eastville Comedy Club, starting this Friday, January 16th. Get in for only $5 when you make a reservation.
Call at (212) 260-2445. Tell them you're on DEL's List

Hosted by yours truly, DEL
Jack Swagger

Jack Swagger



Dec 29 2008 1:05 AM


Gold New Year





peace out comical!!
THE RICKY STAR SHOW

THE RICKY STAR SHOW



Dec 22 2008 8:23 AM

I just like to say Happy Holidays and have a Happy New Year.
When you have time please check out The Ricky Star Show.
THE RICKY STAR SHOW

THE RICKY STAR SHOW



Dec 1 2008 8:08 PM

Just stopping by to say hi!
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