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General
my website PoorBritney.com and blogging, art, celebrity, gambling, finance and of course, humor. I'm obsessed with humorous artists and comedians who spoof celebs. Fav Fav is David Gilmore, Prettyontheoutside.com rocks!
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Music
These were created by me on January 3 2008: Don't steal! You can borrow them with permission.
PoorBritney's I'm Bringin Britney Back lyrics
I’m bringing Britney back
Them other popwrecks don’t know how to act
I think you have special needs, what’s that behind your back
So turn around and I’ll grab the crack.
Take em’ to the fridge
Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby on your legs
You’ve lost your mind
It’s 5150, its just time
Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come get your frap
Go ahead, be gone with it
your careers a wrap
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what’s up your sleeve
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at that weave
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me sad
Go ahead, be gone with it
Listen to your dad
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your crazy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your crazy on
I’m bringing Britney back
Them other popwrecks don’t know how to act
Come let me make up for the things you lack
Cause your going crazy really fast
Take em’ to the fridge
I’m bringing Britney back
Them other popwrecks watch while you attack
If that’s your foot you better watch your back
Cause she’ll run you down and that’s a fact
Movies
Van Helsing and anything like that and docus' about my lil PopWreck.
Television
Love court tv and forensic files!
Chelsey Lately.
Books
PoorBritney Magazine!!
Heroes
My Popwreck and My husband. He is the most tolerable person I know and so good to his family. Easy going and lets me have all my crazy friends over.
About me: Poor Britney is all about my poor lil Britney Spears and her awkward daily struggles with a sprinkling of humor. Okay, a lot of humor.
I want to meet Brit. I wanna drive her around, get her gas, grab her a pack a smokes, a Fanta and generally go crazy with her, since she won't listen to anyone!! I love Poor Britney! PoorBritney.com
We try and uncover great Britney satire as well as daily gossip and real news. Our blog is aimed at delivering a different source of information than an average celebrity site by showcasing wonderful funny Britney Spears artwork, videos and comics and ONLY Britney.
I'm not affiliated with Britney Spears or Jive records yet! I operate a celeb gossip blog about Britney so don't get your panties in a wod!
Visit PoorBritney.com and get your daily dose of news, chaos and humor!
Who I'd like to meet: My lil Popwreck Britney Spears!
I want to take her gambling with me, get her drunk, drive her all over town, run stop signs, flip off paps and generally give her a good time. Show her how Poor Britney does it!
Hey ya! sorry your comment got spam flagged! thanks for the update. i have some newbie contributors who are learning to source. sorry about that! i have fixed the source!
I was thinking of doing some type of blog like something you have or like dlisted. com. But, i dont know where to start. I'll do some research and maybe one day...
