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SWALOMBIAN AND PROUD OF IT



I edited my profile with Some shitty program that doesn't really do anything but make the the screen black and the writing red because I was too stupid/lazy to do it myself and this way I can be a cool myspace user with a cool myspace profile and pretend that I do have a life and pretend that I really do have as many friends as Thomas claims I do. (I'm just talking crap aren't I?) FREE THE PENGUINS!!! They are our true saviours!

A Swalombian (Swedish Colombian) living in London UK. I've lived in Sweden, England, the U.S.A. and Fracne so I'm a bit of an international mess. My passion is music. Into extreme metal, Latin & flamenco, weird music that gets on peoples nerves, experemental music, and Nintendo sound tracks, manga & anime, beer, weed, and sleepin on peoples sofas and floors, and fucking shit up on stage. Currenty trying to find ways to:
1. Eat Beer
2. Melt Wood
3. Breath cheese
Anyone into extreme music check out my bands:
Nebukadnezza (old school dirty fist full of beer fuck you thrash metal)
Dead Existence (fuck your mum doom stoner metal)
Use to play with these guys: Mundane (death/grind/weed/kill/beer metal)

Also check out:
Thrash metelers Damnas I played bass on their demo and did a few live shows for them.
AND
Experemental Extreme metalers Mithras
I do their Live sound.


If your not into extreme music then don't worry, I don't bite, but I might belch in your general direction.
Also looking for other Swalombians to take over the world.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	Fredrik
Birthday:	11th June 1984 3:10 am GMT+1
Birthplace:	Stockholm, Sweden
Current Location:	London UK
Eye Color:	Brown
Hair Color:	Brown
Height:	6 ft
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Mostly right handed, but its more fun to try use the wrong hand even if you do end up looking like a spaco
Your Heritage:	Swalombian (Swedish/Colombian)
The Shoes You Wore Today:	I didn't wear shoes today...
Your Weakness:	peanuts
Your Fears:	a wolrd bereft of peanuts
Your Perfect Pizza:	Everything and anything but mushrooms and olives (their against my religion)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	conquer the world
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	lol
Thoughts First Waking Up:	must sleep more
Your Best Physical Feature:	my liver, it's indistructable
Your Bedtime:	20:00 colombian time
Your Most Missed Memory:	if i missed it then i don't have it
Pepsi or Coke:	Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Taco Bell, or any london kebab shop
Single or Group Dates:	what? i like figs better
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	hmmm..... the one that does peach
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee:	they both make me puke
Do you Smoke:	yes
Do you Swear:	what? you mean words like fuck, shit, bastard, cunt, whore, wanker, twat, bitch? Never have such fowl words left my mouth.
Do you Sing:	scream
Do you Shower Daily:	usually
Do you want to go to College:	already been
Do you want to get Married:	why not
Do you belive in yourself:	I hope so, maybe i don't exist
Do you get Motion Sickness:	never
Do you think you are Attractive:	depends on what species your talking about being attractive to...
Are you a Health Freak:	yes, health food freaks me out
Do you get along with your Parents:	most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms:	they fucking rule
Do you play an Instrument:	Guitar, Bass, and drums, and some other instuments badly
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	yes
In the past month have you Smoked:	yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	I thinks so.... there arn't many in england
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	Most Americans don't realise but Oreos are practicaly non-existent outside the USA
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	No, wish I had though.
In the past month have you been on Stage:	No, the month before though
In the past month have you been Dumped:	no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	I took a bath naked...does that count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	I stole a penutbutter sandwich from my friends house
Ever been Drunk:	...........maybe..........
Ever been called a Tease:	no but i've been called a dumbass
Ever been Beaten up:	yup
Ever Shoplifted:	yup
How do you want to Die:	90 years old flying off a catapault
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	I never want to grow up
What country would you most like to Visit:	too many to list
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	Dark brown, but sometimes bright blue
Favourite Hair Color:	dark, but sometimes blonde
Short or Long Hair:	long hair
Height:	non important
Weight:	i donno, but I do have a thing for petite or skinny women
Best Clothing Style:	relaxed
Number of Drugs I have taken:	don't know
Number of CDs I own:	about 350
Number of Piercings:	none
Number of Tattoos:	none
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	none
CREATE YOUR OWN CONDOM! - or - GET PAID TO GET BLOW JOBS!

My living old living room :-)

This is my alter Ego 'DERF'He appears every time Fred is given a chemical called 'alchahol'



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My pirate name is:

Bloody Jack Flint

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

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