John

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  • John Crandall

  • 31 / Male
  • Baldwinsville, New York, US
  • Last Login: 10/30/2009

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Interests

  • Music

    Literally everything! I especially love 80's music
  • Movies

    Office Space, Vision Quest, The Breakfast Club, Anchorman, The Rocky series, 8 Mile just to name a few
  • Television

    Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, Futurama, How I Met your Mother, Two and a Half Men, Law and Order, Law and Order SVU, Mythbusters, PTI, Wife Swap, The Daily Show, and the Colbert Report.
  • Books

    I don't read that often. When I do read it's usually non-fiction books on politics...
  • Heroes

    Me, bitches! ..

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Detroit, MI
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 2" / Some extra baggage
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Catholic
  • Zodiac Sign: Virgo
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Grad / professional school
  • Occupation: Real Estate
  • Income: $30,000 to $45,000

Schools

  • University of Phoenix

    • Phoenix,AZ
    • Graduated: 2009
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Master's Degree
    • Major: Business Administration
    2007 to 2009
  • Virginia Commonwealth University

    • Richmond,Virginia
    • Graduated: 2006
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: History
    • Minor: Social Studies Education
    • Clubs: Wrestling Team, Gamma Theta Upsilon (It's a geography honor's society
    2001 to 2006
  • Sacramento City College

    • Sacramento,California
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Major: Physical Education
    • Clubs: Wrestling team
    1997 to 1998
  • Kennedy (john F.) High

    • Sacramento,California
    • Graduated: 1997
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Clubs: Wrestling Team, Speech and Debate
    1993 to 1997

Companies

  • Comcast

    • Richmond, VA US
    • CAE
    2008-Present

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About me:

In loving memory:
Mary E. Crandall 1957-2008
Joan M Donahue 1932-2008
Kevin W Greer 1975-2008

I'm a 31 year old living outside of Syracuse.

I am very close to my family. I have four "neices" and two "nephews" (I say neices in quotes because two of them are my bestfriend's daughters and one is my cousin's daughter; I will probably never be a true uncle since I'm an only child), and they are my world.

I only use MySpace to keep in contact with family and friends. If you are not in one of those two categories, don't bother adding me as your friend because I will deny you.

Who I'd like to meet:

Comments

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  • Aug 28 2009 9:22 PM

    Happy Birthday! Have a beer for me!
  • Mar 9 2009 1:14 AM

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  • Sep 22 2008 8:18 PM

    Ive been through life Death and DR PHIL!!! From Philly to New York to HollyWood and Vegas. YOU HAVE SUPPORTED ME, GAVE POSITIVE FEEDBACK AND ENCOURAGED ME TO KEEP GOING. THESE TWO YEARS HAVE BEEN MONUMENTAL AND I WANNA THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY AFRO! AMERICAN PRANKSTER IS FINALLY HERE AND AVAILABLE ON i TUNES. THE COMPLETE ALBUM ( 16 HILARIOUS NEW CLASSICS) COST $9.99. YOU CAN ALSO BUY SONGS SEPERATELY FOR 99 CENTS A PEICE. I KNOW EVERYONE AND THEIR MOMMA PROMOTES MUSIC HERE, I USUALLY CONNECT ON A PERSONAL LEVEL WITH MY SUPPORTERS SO I ONLY ASK THAT YOU BROWSE MY ALBUM ON i TUNES AND IF YOU LIKE SOMETHING SPEND 99 CENTS ON A BROTHER. IF YOU R TO BROKE, HIT ME UP AND ILL EMAIL YOU A TRACK OR TWO FOR FREE! THE WORLD NEEDS JOY RIGHT NOW AND I HAVE CREATED SOMETHING THAT WILL PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE. PARODIES OF 50 CENT, JAY Z, LOUIS ARMSTRONG, BILLY JOEL AND MANY OTHERS. GOOD AT GATHERINGS, LONG TRIPS OR IN YOUR I POD! BIG SHOUT OUTS TO ALL OF MY MYSPACE FAMILY. I LOVE YALL HERE IS THE LINK TO THE FUNNIEST CD YOU HAVE EVER HEARD http://phobos. apple. com/WebObjects/MZStore. woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=288190678&s=143441 THANK YOU, HERE'S TO THE AMERICAN DREAM....................keithfromupdablock
  • Aug 28 2008 9:54 PM

    Your welcome. Yea you definitely have to come over here.
  • Aug 28 2008 5:55 PM

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
  • May 30 2008 12:56 AM

    Find out what people REALLY think about you!

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  • May 27 2008 3:15 PM

    Click here to buy your friends, get bought, and find out how much you're worth!





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  • May 24 2008 3:50 PM

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  • Apr 29 2008 2:34 AM

    hello - thank you for adding my friendship, it says you only use myspace for family and friends, so i hate to ask but do we know each other? lol if you really like my music thats amazing and i appreciate the support, but i dont want you to accidentally have friends you didnt know you had, see i just signed up with a promotion company who makes me very suspicious and im just trying to make sure this isnt a ruse from sneaky tactics . . .
    unless you really like my music in which case Thank You!! lol
  • Mar 16 2008 4:57 AM

    Hello love of my life! How are you????
  • Dec 24 2007 7:02 PM

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  • Dec 24 2007 5:47 AM

    Hey guess what?! Your my bestfriend! LoL! Love you Best!
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  • Aug 29 2007 4:44 AM

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY
  • Aug 13 2007 4:42 AM

    What is going on man hope all is well, I cant lie I did not know who you were until i saw your class photo. how have you been, Keep in touch homie and return the myspace love.

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  • Aug 1 2007 5:49 PM

    Hey light-skinned Samoan. Haha. Whats up?
  • Jul 17 2007 12:48 AM

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  • Feb 26 2007 8:49 PM

    i just wanted to pop up and say hey and i miss you....when u commin back up...the poll you had up a while ago confirmed that you need to move home


    ttyl

    LOVE YOU!!!!!
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  • Oct 26 2006 4:31 AM

    First I want u to know that I love you to death and you are amazing.. if I don't get this back I understand.. I have a game for you.

    Once you read this letter you must send it to 14 people that you really care about including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back then u are loved."

    nobody knows what they have until they loose it You never leave the person whom you love by the one u like, because that person who u like will leave you by the person whom they love Tonight right at 12:00am at night your true love it is going to realize that they LOVE you! something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow be ready for the greatest shock of ur life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love by the next years. sends

    this to 15 people in 15 minutes. do it if you wanna know who ur real love is!

    I promise you my love

    I promise you my heart

    I promise you my life

    I promise we'll never be apart

    I promise not to hurt you

    I promise to never make you cry

    I promise to always trust you

    I promise not to lie

    I promise you forever

    I promise you tonight

    I promise you my respect

    I promise to do things right

    I promise to always be there

    I promise until the end

    I promise to always love you

    I promise to be your best friend

    I promise you my love

    I promise you my life

    I promise this forever

    I promise our friendship is my life

    your the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,

    your the STAR to my BURST,

    your the M to my M,

    your the POP to my TART,

    your the MILKY to my WAY,

    your the FRUIT to my LOOP,

    your the MILK to my DUDS,

    your the LUCKY to my CHARMS,

    your the ICE to my CREAM,

    your the GHETTO to my BOOTY,

    but mostly....

    your the BEST to my FRIEND

    SEND THIS TO 14 OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS (INCLUDING ME) IF YOU GET IT BACK YOUR LOVED!"