Gina Rada

Only some of the reasons why I enjoy being a woman!! 1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse or phone is.. and for some reason, that's ok! 2. We believe that dancing with our arms over r heads and wiggling our butts while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move around 3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too 4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we started out at just 4 hours ago 5.We start crying and declare to everyone we see, including people we barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH 6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG! 7. The urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table or bar and start to sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming to us 8. Our eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep them half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy 9. We've suddenly taken up smoking and we believe we're really good at it 10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the floor.. or like the mop. 11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down before we sit on it 12. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves 13. We are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going home, we just sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a quick nap 14. We begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly jeans to cut down on the time we're in the bathroom away from our drink. 15. No matter what got broken, thrown up on, stolen, no matter who said what or who went home with whoever else - we ALWAYS call each other the next day.