Homoerotic Jesus
Death McMetalson
|
|
 |
I GOTS THE BRAIN WORMS!
Female
26 years old
PHOENIX, Arizona
United States
Last Login: 9/5/2009
|
|
|
|
View My:
Pics
| Gifts
|
|
|
Homoerotic Jesus's Interests
|
| General | Making everyone's life, including my own, a living hell.
| | Music | The washer when it's off balance. | | Movies | Manos: The Hands of Fate. | | Television | I watch the glowing box sometimes. | | Books | I am the only person whose work is worth reading. I should be featured on fucking Reading Rainbow, bitches. | | Heroes | Mats Söderlund. |
|
|
Homoerotic Jesus's Details
|
| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Hometown: | I HATE MY LIFE | | Body type: | 5' 1" / Body builder | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Aquarius | | Occupation: | Pokemon Master |
|
|
![]() |
Homoerotic Jesus is in your extended network
view more
|
|
Homoerotic Jesus's Latest Blog Entry
[Subscribe to this Blog]
|
I’m bringing loser back (yeah!)
(view more)
|
Airport METAAALLLL!!!!
(view more)
|
I hope my eyeballs don't fall out
(view more)
|
Tra La Life
(view more)
|
Friendly Neighborhood Superhero?
(view more)
|
| [View All Blog Entries] |
|
Homoerotic Jesus's Blurbs |
About me:
I don't get out much. I have twenty dogs. I live underneath a kitchen sink. Few people know that I am the reincarnation of Rudolph Valentino. I am an artist. I make sculptures of my neighbors out of raw meat and dryer lint. No one knows it yet, but I'm a revolutionary, one of the greatest minds of any generation. Right now, I have a bomb strapped to my chest. Despite having killed two fellow human beings and numerous woodland creatures, I am a very nice person if you get to know me. Wanna smell me? I smell good. Can I smell you? I write things, you know. Funny things. Hilarious things. Things that will make you shit your pants with the sheer amount of the goodness of the things. Shit. Your. Pants. That's pretty damn good. Oh geez. Oh geez. Oh geeeeez. Cheeeeeeez.
Additionally, I've been described by others as the following; a masochist, a habitual drunk, a chain-smoker, a sarcastic cynical social retard, insane in the membrane, fat, lazy, emotionally constipated, a player hater, a hater in general, a general dysfunctional good-for-nothing ...
... and that's just according to my parents.
Sidekicks include a co-dependent bipolar cat and a underachieving suicidal spider plant lovingly named Steve. We have a double-dutch team called The Kobra Kai and the Justice League of Kicking Everyone's Asses. We hope to make it to the nationals this year.
But seriously:
Leave. While you still can. It's scary here. That being said, JOIN US IN THE MERRIMENT!
|
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who can eat fifty hot dogs in one sitting.
Who I wouldn't like to meet:
The Beatles, myself and probably you.
Try and find me:
I dare you.
deviantart || Crappy art and writing.
livejournal || More of the same, really.
Generic useless survey:
Yeah, you really don't actually learn anything about me. One would hope not anyway. Then again, maybe it's too reveiling.
|
|
| Homoerotic Jesus's Friend Space (Top 24) |
|
Homoerotic Jesus has 235 friends.
|
|
|
|
|
![]()
|
