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My Penis
Indie / Punk / Rock

...goes big, goes long and then goes home.



Buffalo, New York
United States

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Last Login:  6/20/2009
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   My Penis: General Info
Member Since7/7/2004
Band Websitehttp://www.mypenisrocks.com
Band Members
Members:

(back row) C. Ivy,(front row, left to right) A-Z, Motley One, Aitch D. Brain,

And The Nige

Special Appearance by
Three Time Grammy™ Nominated
Frank Stepanak


The Label:

Latest CDs:

Bloody:

Buy it now from CDBaby

14 Tracks: Machine, Stupid Job, Dance of Shiva, Afghanistan (2008), Rollin', Stash, Attention, Trapped, Basement Bound, Downtown, No Difference, Explode, Vicious Kiss, Sitting with Tomoko.

Produced By:
Three Time Grammy™ Nominated
Frank Stepanak

The Spinning Season Vol. 1

Includes the My Penis Tracks:
Bull (From In Your Drunken Clutch, 2004 Out of Print) Produced by Mr Ski Mask
(I Take) Drugs (That Aren't Prescribed for Me) (From Insert, 2002 Out of Print)Produced By:
Three Time Grammy™ Nominated
Frank Stepanak
Featuring:

The Tandem Mouses (Pennsylvania)
The Newtz (Massachusetts)
River Chicken (Florida)
SleepyPisser Thunderhole (Massachusetts)
My Penis (New York)
Heroin UK (Maryland)
New Age Hillbilly (Maryland)
BlackFuckingDoom (Massachusetts)

A 789 Music Production

Fliers:


Reviews:
Generation
Buffalo, NY
Vol 20, Issue 16

These guys obviously listen to punk bands that existed long before kids like Good Charlotte--who, for unbeknownst reasons, believe they're punk--were even born. Hey, remember how The Dead Kennedys sang songs like "Holiday in Cambodia" and "Kill the Poor" to shock and offend people while simultaneously making them think about and question society? That's where My Penis is coming from, with songs of ancestral guilt and going to Afghanistan. Then again, they have a song about masturbating to pictures of your mom, so maybe they're just sick f***s. Either way, "Just Like Bukowski" is the feel good song of the year (all two months of it): "Lost my money at the dog track / Just like Bukowski / Bought a cheap whore and want my money back / Just like Bukowski / My cheeks are pocked and my jaw is slack / Just like Bukowski."

My Penis is a hard act to follow...


City Newspaper
Rochester, NY
Vol 35, No. 26

My Penis is loud. My Penis is gruff and crude. My Penis loves Bukowski. Oh, and My Penis is a band --- sloppy, raw, and fun, essentially punk. Those in My Penis have pretty much secured their fate in the show biz subterranean. I mean you'll probably never hear; "...and the Grammy goes to My Penis," but it'd be cool. Chuck would've dug it anyway.


Last Exit

Last Exit of the Lost

Ithaca Radio Show

Last Exit is playing a band called My Penis, and so I'm sure that you can just imagine how many jokes that inspired on air!, and the My Penis jokes just kept right on coming (yes, that's right, I said My Penis and "coming", there's one of those jokes right there!) all night long (My Penis, coming all night long! there's another), I'm sure you can easily get the picture from all these jokes that arise (My Penis, arise! *snicker*) from my just trying to relate this for you! And that's how it was all night long, My Penis jokes, both on the air, and a lot more in the chat room. See what you miss if you don't supplement your LE listening experience by also participating in the chat room! You should always do that! The words "My Penis" were said at least a million times. :)


Jayceland.com
No. 377: March 30, 2006

I got another look at My Penis as well and found them to be kind of like punk-groove-rock, or ska without most of what makes it ska but with a heavy rock sound instead (if that makes any sense).


Dave Anchovies
WBNY 91.3
Buffalo, NY

I've never met any of them, but I do think theyre fun, and I like them. Its nice to hear an actual punk band once in awhile.


Matthew Burkhartt
Overcast Films

i saw you guys last night at the Penny Arcade in charlotte N.Y...umm you guys are fucking horrible. you suck, your just a bunch of drunk 30 year olds who think they are punk and who think they are musicians. Theres a difference between musicians in a band and guys who play instruments together. I cant believe you opened for an amazing band like shiny toy guns. thats like having horse shit as an appetizer before you eat the main course of filet mignon. if you would have opened for a bunch of barking hyenas fucking each other in the ass, i at least would have said to myself, well at least the line up all fit together pretty well. dont come back to rochester...


Rob Beshures
Robbing Peter, Onteora

You guys were sick at the Penny Arcade tonight. I gotta come to more of your shows!


Cove
Metal / Ambient / Rock

Totally what I expected. Fun as hell. They sounded just like their mp3's and were just as entertaining and lively. Spot-on. So if you like their songs...on their www.myspace.com/mypenis site, you'll like them live. Growly vocals from the lead singer, growly riffs from the rest of the band, and the drummer poured his soul into every hit of his skins. Great chorus too, especially on thier "Bukowski" song. They were a little faster live than I expected though...but it worked well and sounded great. You can tell they really love their stuff too. I've seen alot of bands around here, these guys put their hearts into it more than any other band I've seen. It really did remind me of a Jello Biafra sound, maybe I'm crazy. Great punk band.



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Record LabelMuSuck Records (http://www.musuckrecords.com)
Type of LabelIndie


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   About My Penis

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Videos:
So, after about 10,000 views, MySpace and Fox News have decided that the Bukowski video is too hot or disturbing to be on here and have removed it. It's still on YouTube. Check it out if you want to be emotionally scarred and/or horny.

Here's what people are saying about it!

Nasty and pointless!
I think I got dumber after watching this...
It's NOT art, that's for sure....
I have to admit, I enjoy Charles Bukowski, but this was damn funny! I actually thought the lyrics were perfectly fitting.
haha. I think Bukowski would've loved it.
some people might find this is too close to the mark. a thing people hate worst is being told their own pathetic little attempts at individuality has been done before and better. ...good vid
How fucking dare you!!! An absolute insult to his memory.
Good video. Very chaotic.
the instrumentals are awful, the vocals suck and the lyrics are crude
punk rock at its fucking best!
cant get enough of this song

Watch it and Join in the controversy!
Bukowski Video by:
Pisspot


   My Space Bands My Penis has played with:
My Penis fits well with many genres: Dirty Funk, Hardcore, Indie Rock, Nu-Lounge, Classic Rock, Punk, New-Wave, No-Wave, Emo, Gothic-Rock and Spoken Word just to name a few.

Click here to see a few of the friends we've played with.

   My Penis's Friend Space (Randomized)
My Penis has 6986 friends.
 SickboY ProductionZ 


 WZRD Freeform Radio 


 Safari Sams 


 Beyond All Reason 


 realseth 


 Icarus The Owl(On iTunes!) 


 Jasara Renee 


 SouthShores(ALL NEW SONGS!) 





My Penis's Friends Comments
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Livid Records





Jul 11 2009 12:15 AM

hi. we're real people that like to spread really killer music.

being myspace friends and not ever talking is not what we're about.

i'm extending my hand to build a community of music lovers- one listener at a time so hit us up, follow us on twitter.com/lividrecords or check us out at lividrecords.com.

Don't be a stranger.
respect.
chuck
livid recs.
Spaceflight





Jul 10 2009 7:51 PM

SENDING YOU SOME LUV FROM THE SPACE!

DWELL IN PEACEFUL LIGHT!

GREETINGS FROM SPACEFLIGHT
Intolerance Records





Jul 7 2009 6:28 PM

Music to punch a nun in the face to.

http://www.intolerancerecords.com/
AmRev II





Jul 3 2009 10:53 PM

Yo, You should get our new CD. You would prolly like it. 13 brand new, previously unreleased Amrev songs on our sophomore full length ‘UNITY CREW’. We got one track off the record on our player entitled ‘Poppy Dependency’. You can get the CD off of our Myspace page in our Mail Order section. It is $10 us + $2 shipping in the continental U.S. Overseas and other shipping rates available by request as well as bulk discounts for distros. Thanks for your contribution to and support of DIY CULTURE.
-Amrev 2
UNFORSAKEN - "Stand Up" - 8/11/09





Jun 30 2009 11:44 PM

Hey, whats going on yo? Sorry if it seems like this message is spamming (which, i hope it isnt), but... I just posted the title track to our album ("Stand Up") on our Myspace page and Im tryin to get some feedback on what everyone thinks! If you could participate, that would be WONDERFUL :)

I hope all is well with you.. Stay fresh & God bless,
- Jimbo Rocko
Noble Brats





Jun 28 2009 7:29 PM

Hello to our dear fans,

We are happy to inform you that a free download of our song "567" has been made available thanks to Microsoft.

Go to the link below to be linked to a page where you can hear and download the song for FREE!

http://www.myspace.com/windows?homepage=noblebrats

Happy downloading, and enjoy :)

Noble Brats
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Jun 25 2009 5:41 AM

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Jun 24 2009 8:42 PM

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Colour System Failure(DO OUR BLOG)


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Jun 21 2009 10:00 PM

Hey we're Colour System Failure, check out our stuff, say hi and let us know what you think:)
We're playing in the Academy on June 27th with Home Star Runner and then we're playing Dorans on July 4th with Jody Has A Hitlist. We've also got gigs confirmed in Drogheda and Mullingar aswell. We're still booking for the summer so if you're involved in gigs or know anyone who is, make sure to give us a shout.

Cheers,
CSF:)
Ryan "not MC" Hammer


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Jun 21 2009 3:37 PM

PLEASE GO TO THE LINK BELOW AND VOTE FOR ME TO PLAY THE VANS WARPED TOUR IN MY HOMETOWN : COLUMBIA, MD. THANKS SO MUCH!

http://warped.battleofthebands.com/contest.php%3Fsid=75%26aid=49227%26mid=31292%26mtype=2?sid=75&rid=1353&last=49227

-Ry-
David Arzo





Jun 20 2009 11:22 PM

Hey My Penis, come check out the new Acoustic EP. If you feel a sudden urge to spend $4, YOU CAN!! I have a Snocap store right there on my page. Thanks for all the support.
The Naked Saints





Jun 18 2009 11:21 PM

Great to meet Ya!

We appreciate the crazy cyber-friendship...

How's your day shaping up?

Cheers, Tommy Sin

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WYNTERBORNE





Jun 18 2009 7:19 PM

Thanks for the Add!!! Wynterborne <3s you :)

Please leave us a comment, add a song to your playlist, or send us an e-mail to tell us what you think. We love to talking to everyone, so please don't be a stranger!

Bobby

- Wynterborne
Analog Buttons


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Jun 18 2009 4:10 PM

Thanks for the add! Be sure to spread the word to all your friends about Analog Buttons :) I'm always open to take orders.
The CHUCKIES





Jun 18 2009 6:16 AM

Howdy,

We are The Chuckies from KBA/GBG, Sweden & we are proud to get to know you!

The Chuckies is an "acoustic" version of The Chuck Norris Experiment which serves brand new Chuckies songs mixed with classic CNE tracks.

Our swell debut album is released on white 12" vinyl by www.myspace.com/tornadoriderecords. The CD version will be released by Nicotine Records this summer! Digital downloads are available everywhere, for example iTunes & Amazon.

We will celebrate these two cool releases with a mini-tour in Italy late september, check our MySpace page for updates on this. Wanna help out? Let us know!

Take care now!

/ The Chuckies
10 NEW TRACKS IN OUR PLAYER!
GOING ON ITALIAN MINI-TOUR IN SEPTEMBER!!
September 24 - TBA, Bergamo (IT)
September 25 - Monster Joe, Padova (IT)
More dates soon...
www.myspace.com/thechuckies
www.chuckgear.com (Official merchandise)
www.myspace.com/thechucknorrisexperiment
Prolyfik Mind





Jun 17 2009 11:05 PM

What up Myspace Fam.,,?!?!!!
I'm Just Dropping by to show some luv to your myspace page !!!!!!!!
Thanks for being Friends wid Prolyfik Mind. I have a huge load of music that will pop in 2009. I have been dilligent on my music work,, & I promise it will be one of a kind & Free downloads will be up in a Very short time!!!!!!

ProlyfiK Mind
SOCIALLY SKREWED





Jun 17 2009 6:41 PM

Hey check my friends band =]


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Jun 17 2009 1:21 PM

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Jun 17 2009 1:05 AM

I just wanted to stop by to say thank you for being my friend.
The Metro Group





Jun 15 2009 5:43 PM

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Jun 15 2009 12:37 AM

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S.R. Recording Studio





Jun 14 2009 11:06 PM

Steel Records Presents:

Kellie Lee, Gabe Rola, and David Fitchett

Live at the Full Circle Brewery!

620 F Street Fresno, CA

July 30th - 8pm - $5 cover
A Midnight Tragedy[New Song Posted!]!!





Jun 14 2009 6:41 PM

Hey Just wanted to let you know We put up a new demo song! Called The devil wears white! and Immortal Vexation of our album reinventing the end!
Check it out and let us know what you think!
-AMT
Seth Rock™ new track up Underground King !!!


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Jun 12 2009 11:49 PM

Wussup My Penis,

Just droppin by to let you know the new Seth Rock album "White Men Can't Rap" drops June 26th !!!

Check out the album sampler on my page, or visit www.sethrock.com.

The first single up now at www.VTZBeats.com !!! Check it out !!!
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