Step 1: Go buy a turkey Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink Step 7: Turn oven the on Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky Step 9: Turk the bastey Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick Step 17: Turk the carvey Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
Enjoy your Thanksgiving, Thanks for being my friend, Much love to ya, Rhonda
Mornin' turkeys!!! I'm thankful for every one of ya, some more than others! (just kiddin'....tryin' to make a funnah...>>>>fail) I'll be extra thankful today if my Texas Aggies saw 'em off!!! Gig 'em!!!
If we lose, I'll be doin' alotta this....
This is my story, and I'm stickin' to it!!
Oh shit, I'd forgotten about this one from last year! bwhahahahhaa Ewwww! hahaha
Hoping this finds you enjoying Thanksgiving surrounded by the love of family and friends. Your friendship is a blessing to me. Happy Thanksgiving! Much love, Deb