Braden
Braden behold the sword of urlacher!

Male
28 years old
Hollywood, CA United States of Awesome, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 8/10/2009
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    Braden's Interests
GeneralBeing attractive is the most important thing there is. If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond You have to be as attractive as possible. Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean. Wash it at least every two weeks. Once every two weeks.
Musicway too much of it...but heres the short list: weezer, brand nizzle, the kings of leon, elliot smith, youth group, bright eyes, the faint, matt pond pa, the arcade fire, band of horses, harvey danger, death cab for cutie, the foo fighters, ladytron, the knife, chromeo, the white stripes, the thrills, mc lars, the used, spoon, the shout out louds, ratatat, the murder city devils, the rapture, neutral milk hotel, death from above 1979, and probably every band on barsuk records (aqueduct, menomena, the long winters, mates of state, nada surf, rocky votolato, john vanderslice, death cab, etc.) ... oh and also johnny cash, who was (and still is) seriously a badass.
Moviesmost of them...especially if they were directed by martin scorsese.
Televisionthe office officially has my attention every thursday night, and sports are on a lot....
Booksprobably not...but chuck klosterman is pretty funny
Heroesmitch hedberg (r.i.p.), the guy who invented the internet, that one other guy who did that one thing, and jesus
Groups: Clackamas HollisterCo.HOLLISTER Co.The Purple Cross-BonesThe StockdawgsStock DawgsDante Culpepper BlowsThe Official Stockdawg FanclubSemiahmoo Lifers

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     Braden's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:hillsbizzle, or
Body type:8' 0" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Bum
Income:Less than $30,000

   Braden's Schools
TRINITY WESTERN UNIVERSITY
Langley, Canada
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Business Administration
Minor: Communications
Clubs: MRD
 

2000 to 2005
Century High School
Hillsboro,Oregon
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Clubs: yeah right...
 

1997 to 1999

   Braden's Companies
Hollister
Clackamass, OR US
stock manager

a bit ago
B unit productions
hillsboro, OR US
President and CEO

Abercrombie and Fitch
Hollywooood, CA US
Stockroom Tycoon

Now



Braden doesnt really use myspace anymore... add me on facebook. Posted at 9:57 PM Jan 29
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   Braden's Blurbs
About me:
If it makes you less sad, I will die by your hand. I hope you find out what you want. I already know what I am. And if it makes you less sad, we'll start talking again. And you can tell me how vile I already know that I am. I'll grow old and start acting my age. I'll be a brand new day in a life that you hate. A crown of gold. A heart that's harder than stone. And it hurts a whole lot, but it's missed when it's gone. Call me a safe bet. I'm betting I'm not. I'm glad that you can forgive. I'm only hoping as time goes, you can forget. If it makes you less sad, I'll move out of the state. You can keep to yourself. I'll keep out of your way. And if it makes you less sad, I'll take your pictures all down. Every picture you paint, I will paint myself out. It's cold as a tomb, and it's dark in your room, when I sneak to your bed to pour salt in your wounds. So call it quits or get a grip. Say you wanted a solution. You just want it to be me. Call me a safe bet. I'm betting I'm not.
I got my background from my own creativity
Who I'd like to meet:



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Matt Marr

Matt Marr



Jul 24 2009 8:16 PM

Thanks for accepting the add!
Matt Marr
Matt Marr

Matt Marr



Feb 4 2009 11:08 AM

Thanks for accepting the add!

Matt Marr debut EP AVAILABLE NOW on iTunes through One Little Indian Records

Hope you can check it out
Just click banner on page
j.

j.



Jan 18 2009 12:52 PM

HOW--ARE--YOU--BRADEN-----

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!







YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION!



HA HA HA HA...
The City Hype

The City Hype



Jan 17 2009 7:56 AM

Sir Braden... The City Hype loves you. You need to come RAGE with us dude. New house... new diggs... ready to go!
Monitronix

Monitronix



Jan 16 2009 12:59 AM

I want to hear more stories of purple beret guy, silly bands, and life.
please and thank you!
YASMIN EADY.

Yasmin Eady



Jan 7 2009 7:47 AM

Hey how its going?
Monitronix

Monitronix



Dec 21 2008 4:22 AM

da na na na na na today is the dayay!
da na na na na na that Braden get's to town!
You love my song.
Monitronix

Monitronix



Dec 19 2008 7:02 AM

OooOoOo. stop. A telegram! stop. That's going to be so exciting! stop. Can't wait. stop.
Monitronix

Monitronix



Dec 18 2008 7:50 PM

2 dayyyys
j.

j.



Dec 15 2008 5:21 AM

this is what I was telling you about



time to TOUCH your GRIND.. no homo.
lol
West Gate

West Gate



Dec 14 2008 7:12 AM

heyyy there..

just stopping by to say thanks for accepting the request, of course.
we appreciate you listening and we hope you enjoy the home-made sounds, let us know sometime!
j.

j.



Dec 10 2008 10:40 AM

yep. i think you're right.
thanks bruh!
Monitronix

Monitronix



Dec 9 2008 12:13 AM

When you coming home, sucka?!
Casey

Casey Slade



Dec 1 2008 6:13 AM

If and when I have the power to bring someone on I will. I am just dayplaying till the 10th of dec, I am supposed to start a feature. Ill try and get you on.
j.

j.



Nov 20 2008 4:12 AM

lol. i've officially joined you.
how bout food stamps for 18-packs?
j.

j.



Nov 19 2008 10:46 AM

hey dood! i've got good news and bad news: i got termed! lol
mr amERICa

mr amERICa



Nov 8 2008 7:52 AM

LOL. Fuck, I'm retarded.
haha
j.

j.



Nov 6 2008 11:26 AM

where the fuck's the boombox? lol
Jessyca

Jessyca



Oct 28 2008 6:40 PM

Hey my Bible Study buddy... Are we walking tomorrow night?
ღ JAnIcΣღ

Jeannette Samano-A
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Oct 27 2008 5:37 AM

Booooooooooooooo
u already forgot about me
=[

well i heard that u left once again,
so0 how are u?
hope GOOD..
well ttyl dont get lost no more
Ashley

ashley bertell
Online Now!


Oct 26 2008 8:19 PM

I fully agree with you! I miss your face! I have mondays off and a really light day on sunday so sat. or sun. nites are always good.
we should go back to big wangs! lets make a plan and stick with it!
CAIT

Caitlin McCaul



Oct 25 2008 8:20 PM

haha lucky boy. pretty soon I will be too though!
I don't turn 21 until July 21st... lol 9 monthssss :( poo
i got a pretty good fake though
CAIT

Caitlin McCaul



Oct 25 2008 2:57 AM

Im doing really good! How have you been?
~*HOT MESS*~

~*HOT MESS*~



Oct 22 2008 11:01 PM

yeah what can I say, I got some issues to work out...but I like the new look.
Its says CORRUPTED????
nicholas

nicholas



Oct 21 2008 7:58 PM

no it's not dakota...it's nickota.
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