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Christa Keller
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25 years old
Michigan
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The way I see things... If you like me, great. If not, oh well. Life is too short to try and worry about making everyone happy.

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I love spending time with my kids and going out and exploring new places.... I'll try anything new.

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MusicI listen to just about everything! Rap, rock, oldies, R&B, classical, jazz, some country, you name it. Staind, Nickleback, Harry Chapin, Heather Headley, Eminem, Bread, Disturbed, The Rippingtons, Lisa Lobe, Rihanna, Cassie, Mary J. Blige, and Pretty Ricky just to name a few. I love the song "Whiskey Lullaby" by Brad Paisley, it always gets me teary eyed. Basically, what I'm listening to depends on what mood I'm in at the time.

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I love horror movies. My all time favorite is "Halloween"... It doesn't get any better than that! haha.
I also like the movies "Cold Mountain", "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind", "The Notebook", The Star Wars Trilogy (both of them), "White Oleander", "Wicker Park", "A.I.", "A lot Like Love", "A Walk to Remember", "The Exorcism of Emily Rose", "Constantine", and many more. This section wouldn't be complete if I didn't say that I also LOVE Disney movies... "Beauty & The Beast" and "The Emperor's New Groove" are the greatest!

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TelevisionI watch a lot of Nick Jr. and Noggin with my kids. When I actually get to choose what to watch I like "Who's Line is it Anyway", "Roseanne", "24", "Army Wives", "Fresh Prince", "InuYasha", "Ghost Hunters"(TAPS), The O'Riley Factor, National Geographic Channel, Fox News Channel, Animal Planet, History Channel, or Food Network.



BooksFirst of all, I love to read. Dean Koontz is my favorite fictional author. "From the Corner of His Eye", "Watchers", "Cold Fire", and "The Bad Place" are just a few of my favorites from him. I also liked "Bag of Bones" by Stephen King... I'd say it's one of his best! Umm... I like classics too, like "Dracula", and "The Scarlet Letter". I still have a soft spot for childrens books though. I have to say I still like "The Velveteen Rabbit" and "The Berenstain Bears and the Spooky Old Tree". To bring it back up to an adult level though, I do like to read up on Greek Mythology too.

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HeroesTeachers and single parents, you guys rock... keep up the good work.
Mom and Dad, You guys are the best.- I had a wonderful childhood and have many great memories to look back on because of you guys. You gave me a solid foundation and taught me everything I needed to know to survive on my own now... thank you.

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You represent mystery - secrets that are yet to be revealed.
You find yourself sitting between two worlds: one dark, one light.
You tend to hold these two worlds in balance, reconciling the two.
Open and welcoming, you invite others to learn your secrets.

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Something hidden or latent in your life is about to come forward.
You need to pay more attention to your dreams, thoughts, intuition, and imagination.
And if that involves tapping into your dark side, it will all balance out in the end.
You have a lot of potential dying to be unleashed, so let those gates open!

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Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Sanford, Michigan
Body type:5' 7" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:mom
Income:Less than $30,000

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Saginaw Valley State University
University Center,Michigan
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Clubs: Band & colorguard
 

2002 to 2003
Meridian High School
Sanford,Michigan
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Drama Club, Art Club, Band, colorguard, office assistant, Yearbook staff, Club S.A.D.D. Seinor Cause 2002- we raised money for a 9/11 family
 

1989 to 2002

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Basics:
Name:Christa
Date of Birth:December 7, 1983
Birthplace:Bay City, MI
Current Location:just moved back to Bay City actually
Eye Color:mostly Green
Hair Color:dark blonde
Height:5' 7"
Heritage:German, French, Bohemian, and possibly Italian
Piercings:ears, nose, tongue, and navel
Tattoos:2 and I'm hopefully getting another one soon
Favourite:
Band/Singer:Boyz II Men and Harry Chapin
Song:"Whiskey Lulliby"
Movie:"A.I.", "Constantine", and many more
Disney Movie:"Beauty and the Beast"
TV show:24 and Army Wives
Color:Red
Food:pizza
Pizza topping:sausage
Ice-Cream Flavor:vanilla with cinnamon mixed in
Drink (alcoholic):Raspberry vodka and Red Bull
Soda:Cherry Coke, Cream Soda, and Grape Soda
Store:Walmart, Old Navy, and Vera Bradley retailers
Clothing Brand:Old Navy
Shoe Brand:Old Navy, and anything from Piperlime
Season:Summer
Month:July
Holiday/Festival:Christmas
Flower:Lilly
Make-Up Item:eye liner
Board game:Pictionary
This or That
Sunny or rainy:Sunny
Chocolate or vanilla:vanilla
Fruit or veggie:fruit
Night or day:night
Sour or sweet:sour
Love or money:love
Phone or in person:in person
Looks or personality:personality
Coffee or tea:tea
Hot or cold:cold
Your:
Goal for this year:lose weight and have fun
Most missed memory:Christmas at my Grandparent's houses
Best physical feature:eyes
First thought waking up:hitting the snooze lol
Hypothetical personality disorder:OCD when it comes to cleaning
Preferred type of plastic surgery:tummy tuck
Sesame street alter ego:Snuffy
Fairytale alter ego:Cinderella
Most stupid remark:not by me, but "How do you spell dictionary?"
Worst crime:hmmm streaking? I don't know
Greatest ambition:teach colorgurard
Greatest fear:drowning, burning alive, and spiders
Darkest secret:Happend when I was pregnant with Alexis
Favorite subject:Music
Strangest received gift:a jar of pickles
Worst habit:dwelling on things
Do You:
Smoke:yes
Drink:yes
Curse:yes
Shower daily:yes
Like thunderstorms:again, yes
Dance in the rain:yes
Sing:haha not in front of anyone
Play an instrument:yup, 3 of them
Get along with your parents:yes
Wish on stars:sure do
Believe in fate:yes
Believe in love at first sight:yes
Can You:
Drive:of course
Sew:A little
Cook:I love to cook
Speak another language:a little German
Dance:not very well
Sing:kinda
Touch your nose with your tongue:nope
Whistle:yes
Curl your tongue:yes
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk:haha definitely
Been Stoned/High:nope
Eaten Sushi:yes and I love it
Been in Love:yup
Skipped school:not really
Made prank calls:nahh
Sent someone a love letter:yes
Stolen something:yes
Cried yourself to sleep:yes, many times
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person?lying to my face, especially when I know it's a lie
Are you right or left handed?mostly right
What is your bedtime?usually around midnight or so
Name three things you can't live without:1. family, 2. toothbrush, 3. phone
What is the color of your room?white, going to be a wine color soon
Do you have any siblings?yes 3
Do you have any pets?yes 3 dogs and my daughter's 2 fish
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?nope
What is you middle name?Lee
What are you nicknames?don't really have any
Are you for or against gay marriage?neither. What people do is their business
What are your thoughts on abortion?very against it
Do you have a crush on anyone?nope
Are you afraid of the dark?not really
How do you want to die?peacefully
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?oh geez, probably like 8
Would you take a bullet for the one you love?yes
What is the last law youļæ½ve broken?speeding lol
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color:dark
Eye color:any color
Heighttaller than me
Weightdoesn't matter
Most important physical feature:smile
Biggest turn-offhot shots that are full of themselves
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Your soul is painted the color orange, which embodies the characteristics of balance, heat, enthusiasm, flamboyance, playfulness, aggression, over-emotion, danger, desire, strengthens the ability to concentrate, attraction, adaptability, and stimulation. Orange falls under the element of Fire, and symbolizes glory and fruits of the earth.

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Lets see... My name is Christa. I am probably one of the biggest retards you will ever know! lol I'm usually kind of shy at first, but once you get to know me I won't shut up! haha I was born and raised in Mid-Michigan. I have 2 older sisters and a younger brother... I'm 25 years old and have two beautiful kids. My daughter, Alexis will be 6 this August And my son, Matthew, will be 2 in April. I also have 2 cats (Orion and Tweak), and Macadamia, my Shih Tzu/Lhasa Apso, who will be 3 this December.

When I get a spare moment for myself I like to read, write(I want to write a book someday), draw, paint, workout (yes I really do like working out), watch movies, explore new places, try new things, swim, go fishing, go camping, go for walks, and just be outside in general. I absolutely LOVE food! Making it as well as eating it! I love to bake and am always trying out new recipes and messing with old ones that I have, as well as making up my own. I collect shot glasses, one for every place I go, and I love feet knick knacks. lol

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Who I'd like to meet:
Hmm... who would I like to meet? You mean besides Antonio Banderas and Keanu Reeves? haha. No, seriously? I'm always up for meeting new friends.

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Jul 10 2009 6:35 AM

hey beautiful, wanted to say hi
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Jul 9 2009 7:47 PM

ha ha I don't want to know ur name i just want bang bang bang :P that's great u have that on ur pg lmao we need to get together again sooooon!!
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Jul 2 2009 8:42 AM

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MyHotComments Hi Christa thanx for addin me sexy, stay in touch yeah i look forward to chattin to you and gettin to know you,
hugs n sexy kisses Stuart Xx
~Tanya~





Jun 29 2009 10:15 PM

lmao..love that comment haha i can't stop laughing :)
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Jun 9 2009 3:38 AM

hey sweety, happy hatchday

hey how come im not on ur top :/
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May 10 2009 7:20 PM

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Apr 3 2009 1:16 AM

Well...welcome home...kinda lol. Bay city isn't a bad place to live at all. There's a lot more going on out there for summer events than in Midland, that's for sure. Yeah, I'm kinda thinkin why your back isn't such a good story. I'm here if you wanna talk. 989-944-1646.
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Apr 2 2009 10:41 PM

Omg, I had no idea that u came back.
For sure, were do u live?
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Apr 1 2009 4:55 PM

Hot tub sounds like fun! We'll have to set something up and get together.
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Mar 30 2009 6:53 PM

DONE :) hehe
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Mar 30 2009 2:51 AM

lmmfao you really did it hahaha..love the name i guess i'll have to change mine now to skinny bitch who has it easy ahahaha this cracked me up!!!
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Mar 17 2009 5:45 PM

hey pretty girl..Mike tells me your sick :( hope you feel better soon!! We are all trying to figure out a weekend where we can come out to Mikes and party..hopefully its soon i miss hanging out with you and i wanna see the kids hehe..hope everything else is going well!!
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Mar 13 2009 6:50 AM

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Feb 28 2009 3:37 AM

when did you move home? Things ok? I'm taking belly dance class the the midland community center. I hope every thing is ok.
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Feb 23 2009 1:42 AM

are you home yet are you home yet are you home yet are you home yet!!!!
~~Bobbo~~





Feb 9 2009 4:28 PM

FINGERS ARE A GOOD THING TO HAVE FEELING IN LOL
~~Bobbo~~





Feb 9 2009 4:10 PM

AHAHAHAHAH TEEFS ARE GREAT TODAY LOL HOW ARE YOU?
Michelle





Jan 1 2009 6:10 PM

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Dec 19 2008 10:16 PM

Hey just to let you know its cool that your coming up but yeah i just got 12-13 inches here in GR and it sucks! drive safe!
xoxo





Dec 18 2008 5:11 AM

Thanks... lol. I just got it cut yesterday for my birthday. I think it's funny you said you like it like that.
That's my sloppy, lazy, everyday pony tail! = ]
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Dec 11 2008 7:12 PM

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Dec 9 2008 1:34 AM

no where my hubby just got out of bootcamp and this is his first station
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