Mysti Vine Black Burlesque Variety Comedienne
Mysti Vine
Mysti Vine Mysti Vine: The World's Only Black Burlesque Variety Comedienne...(probably)

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93 years old
London, London and South East
United Kingdom



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GeneralMysti Vine’s Acts Classic Striptease:– dressed as a tribute to the glamorous style of yesteryear, in a full-length magenta coloured glamorous mermaid-style gown dotted with Swarovski stones topped with an elaborately feathered hat, or in an 1800's bustled corset & skirt, she proceeds to slink sultrily around the room and perform a sassy striptease with lots of sass and audience participation! Balloon Pop 1:– Balloon popping will never be the same way once Mysti gets through with it. Armed with a saucy smile, a bejewelled feather, covered in heart-shaped balloons, she sashays through the crowd and comically pops each one in a hail of glitter. Balloon Pop 2:- On the Good Ship Lollipop – Arrrrr maties! Pirate balloons, stockings, suspenders, red sequins & Shirley Temple?! Performed at the Time for Tease tent at Bestival 2007 & Dr. Sketchy's Birmingham and went down a storm! Shadow Burlesque:- Even racier than straight striptease, Mysti performs a cheeky striptease behind, a back-lit screen which, in keeping with the laws of today and yesterday, allows for her to get right down to the full monty. This act is not to be missed! Hilda the Cleaning Lady: Always a crowd-pleaser, Hilda is cleaning up after an act and is told that the expected act isn’t there and Hilda needs to ‘go on’. Laughter and hilarity ensue when Hilda decides to give it her all. Of course, the surprise is in what ends up being her ‘all’. (Hilda can also be hired at an hourly rate as your greeter at your special event.) Non-Traditional Fan Dance:- Black feathery plumes glide through the air weaving a spell of magic (with sparkles). As always, with Mysti, you can expect the unexpected! Aloha-ha!: From the Hawaiian Islands in the Pacific watch Mysti perform a delightful(albeit hilarious) hula right in front of your eyes. An unusual twist on a traditional dance. Trust in Me - A glittering snake bewitches Mysti in this striptease. The V-stume:- This is a must see act! Not for the faint of heart or the very prude. Although very blue, very, very funny. The V-stume has been onstage for a month at the Edinburgh Festival in 2007 "The star of the evening is doubtlessly Mysti Vine" The British Theatre Guide , and hosts a monthly show called the Vaudevixens. She's been from London to Northampton and beyond, performed for the folks who produce ' The Vagina Monologues & V-Day London! You’ll be surprised, shocked...and delighted and you might just learn a thing or two. Double Act Mysti Vine & Buck Svizz A somewhat twisted take on an old favourite - a familiar tune, a familiar story - boy meets girl at a bar; get ready for the explosive ending! You'll be laughing yourself silly. Not one to ever rest on her tassels, Mysti has a ever-ready arsenal of theme-based Variety & Striptease acts and there are many other acts still in development. Mysti can also create bespoke performances for corporate entertainment, & private parties. Please email info(at)comicgoddess.com to hire Mysti and be Mysti-fied!
MusicHmmm so many different kinds to choose from...do I have to? Billie Holiday, Nina Simone, Louis Prima, BB King, Peggy Lee, Mel Torme, Edith Piaff, Josephine Baker, for a start. There's not enough room to cover all the ones I like but if you want to find out, you can contact me!
MoviesAnything with a grand intro and the words 'filmed in technicolour' at the beginning - so basically any musical made in the 40's, 50's or 60's. Spaceballs - the movie Priscilla Queen of the Desert and the American Version: To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Love Julie Newmar The Birdcage Fifth Element Mystery Men Ghostbusters 1&2 Shrek 1&2 The Party Who Framed Roger Rabbit Grease 1! Dirty Dancing Moulin Rouge Breakfast at Tiffany's South Park The Family Guy Movie Cabaret Hairspray Monkey Bone Gentlemen Prefer Blondes The Sound of Music Meet Me in St. Louis Ghostbusters (1 & 2) How to Marry a Millionaire Dogma
TelevisionIt's evil...turn it off!
BooksJust drop me in a library or a bookstore and I'll find some...Anything and everything really. My favourites are books on philosopy and sociology - I love learning new things about myself...helps me understand others.
HeroesCleopatra Josephine Baker Edith Piaf Marilyn Monroe Carol Burnett Lucille Ball Nelson Mandela Gypsy Rose Lee Wonder Woman Charlie's Angels The Wet Spots Craig Campbell June Woodward Chapman George Carlin Gilda Radner Eartha Kitt (RIP)

     Mysti Vine Black Burlesque Variety Comedienne's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking
Hometown:Vancouver, BC
Body type:5' 8"
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Occupation:Cabaret/Vaudeville/Burlesque Entertainer

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About me:
NEWS: Honour of Honours, Mysti is performing at the Candybox's comeback show 'Hokum All Ye Faithful. Word on the grapevine is, tickets are now sold out!!! Mysti has been featured in the First Italian Book about Burlesque as put together by Attillio Reinhardt. (http://www.attilioreinhardt.com/english.html) See 'Interests' for Mysti's Acts “Snappy, naughty and most of all, hysterical” RemoteGoat.com "The show's strengths lie with Mysti Vine's quick wit", (Credible Witness) "The star of the evening is doubtlessly Mysti Vine"(The British Theatre Guide) "Astonishingly Beautiful" (Time Out, London) "Outstanding entertainment from one of the very best burlesque comediennes around, Mysti Vine"(Time Out London) Mysti Vine shimmied onto the burlesque scene in 2001 in Vancouver, BC Canada and she’s managed to embody the true spirit of burlesque; " a talented and professional Variety/Burlesque performer. She effortlessly combines a wonderful mixture of beauty, sensuality, comedic talent and sheer naughtiness" (Jo King, Doyenne of the London School of Striptease). Utilizing her background filled with dance, theatre and comedy. As a result, she’s a unique act that can actively engage her audience. Truly irreverent, always entertaining and spontaneous not to mention downright saucy, Mysti has managed to electrify (and sometimes terrify) unsuspecting audiences. As if that’s not enough, Mysti is an accomplished stand-up comedian and can also compére. In 2004, she moved to London to take advantage of the weather and consequently has performed all over the UK , Ireland, The Netherlands and the Middle East and with all the big names - Dita Von Teese, Immodesty Blaize, Dirty Martini, Kitten on the Keys, Phil Jupitus, and Jo King a just to name a few. You’ll laugh, you may be frightened, you’ll unquestionably be titillated but you will most definitely not be bored when you see Mysti in action! PERFORMANCES Claridges – London - Private Corporate Event Hostess Stephen diMartin - 4 Poofs & a Piano & the Johnathan Ross Show The Pigalle Club Royal Vauxhall Tavern - Of All the Cheek! (producer/promoter) DUCKIE! Cafe de Paris - Fundraiser for V-day London Dr. Sketchy's - London, Birmingham, Glasgow, Edinburgh Vivid Soda Burlesque Review Of All The Cheek! - London *Creator/Producer/Promoter Club Smooch - Brighton Patrick Monahan Smarty Panties - Vancouver, BC Canada Vaudevixens - London's ONLY Cabaret/Burlesque nite for ladies only *Producer/Promoter Friday Night Follies - Volupte Edenism - London Volupte - Friday Night Follies, Burlesque & Buns, London Jo King - London White Mischief - First Ever Host - London Time for Tease – Afternoon Tease Candybox – Birmingham The Ruby Slipper – London The Netherlands FESTIVALS Bestival 2007/2008 Camp Bestival 2008/2009 The Big Chill 2008 Edinburgh Festival Fringe – Tease with a Twist 2007 Tain Festival 2006
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Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet others who are interested in the variety, burlesque & comedy scene, performers, promoters, photographers, venue managers/owners...anyone who would like to encourage the delightful chaos that involves Mysti's madness onstage! Here are some cool folks I've met so far. Cut and paste the following links: http://www.candeephotography.com (professional photos & wonderful person) http://www.photofrenetic.com/burlesque http://www.volupte-lounge.com http://www.moruadesigns.com (makes the amazing corsets I wear) http://www.ladybeaupeep.co.uk http://www.myspace.com/acandeehandful(PHENOMENAL photographer) http://www.myspace.com/therubyslipper http://www.timefortease.com (the most delectable afternoon high tea with a burlesque chaser!) http://www.nomoresaviours.com (another great photographer)
Mysti Vine,Royal Vauxhall Tavern Hokum All Ye Faithful Mysti Vine,Burlesque Women's Institute,Proud Camden Of All The Cheek
Time Out London Social Club



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Mysti Vine Black Burlesque Variety Comedienne's Friends Comments
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Club Smooch

Club Smooch



Dec 18 2009 1:48 PM





Happy Holidays!



*Smooch* xxx
Fraulein Maria - Maria Trevis

Fraulein Maria - Maria Trevis



Jun 22 2009 7:13 PM

I love your new myspace profile, great design. Best wishes from Fraulein Maria
The Decadent Gent

The Decadent Gent



May 18 2009 10:47 AM

Hi Mysti! Thank you so much for Birthday Hoola dance, song and of course the strip which I still dont think my brother has recovered from! Thank you for making my birthday one to remember and I look forward to working with you again soon! DG :) xxx
Club Smooch

Club Smooch



Apr 14 2009 7:56 PM

its a good pic isnt it? i thought if i tagged one you'd see the full album, theres a few more pics there!
xxx
Accordionista

Accordionista



Feb 2 2009 7:35 PM

Book Now - Limited Run!Image Hosted by ImageShack.usImage Hosted by ImageShack.us
St. Luna Laguna

St. Luna Laguna



Jan 31 2009 5:36 PM

Oooh ... Planning, eh?!? Can't wait to hear about it!
Candee presents Dr Sketchys - Birmingham

Candee presents Dr Sketchys - Birmingham



Dec 8 2008 10:10 AM

Come and enjoy Dr Sketchy's Birmingham - Hollywood Babylon - with us on 17th January 2009!

Dr Sketchy's Birmingham - 17th January 2009

Candee xxx
Joe Black

Joe Black



Oct 10 2008 1:16 PM

haha, hello you!
until i looked at your pictures i wondered what you meant!! haha
then i remembered the pictures :D
how are you doing?
x
Diva Hollywood

Diva Hollywood



Sep 24 2008 9:14 PM

Thanks babe I am doing just that I think I have completely run out of steam. Is your profile pic for real? have you broken your leg? Sending you big hugs
Diva xxxx
Candee presents Dr Sketchys - Birmingham

Candee presents Dr Sketchys - Birmingham



Sep 21 2008 4:49 PM

Dear Mysti Vine Burlesque Comedienne

We would love you to come and share Dr Sketchy's Birmingham opening night with us on November 15th.

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Look forward to seeing you there!

Candee xxx
Club Smooch

Club Smooch



Sep 12 2008 10:50 AM

oh dear! what happened?
xxx
HoneyLulu

Honey Lulu



Sep 11 2008 6:32 PM

Hey Misty, poor you, we missed you on the Saturday.
When will the cast come off? Hope it doesn't hurt! Lots of love xx
Honey Moon

Honey Moon



Sep 7 2008 9:01 PM

ooo ouch how did ya break yourself ? not doing croud surfing I hope my lovely ? xx take care and hope it mends quickly x
TrailerPussy

Trailerpussy Show



Aug 21 2008 9:49 PM

RedRocks!

RedRocks!



Aug 11 2008 8:14 PM

Red Rocks Burlesque
Back for another night of red headed shenanigans!
Tickets on sale now! £6 in advance or £7 on the door. See Myspace/ Website to book tickets and for latest news.
Hope to see you there!
Club Smooch

Club Smooch



Jul 29 2008 12:49 PM

Looking forward to having you perform!

xxx



Candee Photography

Candee Photography



Jun 27 2008 1:11 PM

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Shirley Bassey

Shirley Bassey



Jun 16 2008 2:12 PM

Get the party started...

Dame Shirley's new album out now!



Click the album cover for details

Thanks for the add. Welcome to the DSB party! :-)

Love Camp DSB
Tempest Devyne

Tempest Devyne



Jun 14 2008 12:22 PM

Thanks so much for the add - I love the way you use your face, it's so expressive (and gorgeous). Your videos are fantastic and you made my day watching Lucy, who I Love.
Thanks xx
LINZI

LINZI



Jun 13 2008 5:53 PM

I LOVE YOU!!!!
From head to toe!
From the bottom of my heart!
Until the end of time!
We sista's for life...no refunds, no exchanges!!! lol
xxx

I'm there tomorrow...don't forget to text me!!!!!!!!x
Trixee Sparkle

Trixee Sparkle



Jun 12 2008 9:20 PM

Hey Mysti
Hope things are good in your world
I wanna give cupcakes out again!!
Hope to see you around
x
StripLite

StripLite



Jun 1 2008 8:17 PM

Thank for coming to StripLite. You were superb. Hope to see you at the next one, as our guest, this time ;>.

xxx
Bambi B. Tame*

Hollie Bree



May 28 2008 4:55 PM

Fab meeting you xx
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www.vintagevenus.com.au



May 27 2008 1:51 AM

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xxx
Time For Tease

Time For Tease



May 13 2008 11:17 AM

Shall I Be Mother?
Come and see Mysti in Brighton at the end of this month!



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