Mysti Vine Black Burlesque Variety Comedienne's Interests
General
Mysti Vine’s Acts
Classic Striptease:– dressed as a tribute to the glamorous style of yesteryear, in a full-length magenta coloured glamorous mermaid-style gown dotted with Swarovski stones topped with an elaborately feathered hat, or in an 1800's bustled corset & skirt, she proceeds to slink sultrily around the room and perform a sassy striptease with lots of sass and audience participation!
Balloon Pop 1:– Balloon popping will never be the same way once Mysti gets through with it. Armed with a saucy smile, a bejewelled feather, covered in heart-shaped balloons, she sashays through the crowd and comically pops each one in a hail of glitter.
Balloon Pop 2:- On the Good Ship Lollipop – Arrrrr maties! Pirate balloons, stockings, suspenders, red sequins & Shirley Temple?! Performed at the Time for Tease tent at Bestival 2007 & Dr. Sketchy's Birmingham and went down a storm!
Shadow Burlesque:- Even racier than straight striptease, Mysti performs a cheeky striptease behind, a back-lit screen which, in keeping with the laws of today and yesterday, allows for her to get right down to the full monty. This act is not to be missed!
Hilda the Cleaning Lady: Always a crowd-pleaser, Hilda is cleaning up after an act and is told that the expected act isn’t there and Hilda needs to ‘go on’. Laughter and hilarity ensue when Hilda decides to give it her all. Of course, the surprise is in what ends up being her ‘all’. (Hilda can also be hired at an hourly rate as your greeter at your special event.)
Non-Traditional Fan Dance:- Black feathery plumes glide through the air weaving a spell of magic (with sparkles). As always, with Mysti, you can expect the unexpected!
Aloha-ha!: From the Hawaiian Islands in the Pacific watch Mysti perform a delightful(albeit hilarious) hula right in front of your eyes. An unusual twist on a traditional dance.
Trust in Me - A glittering snake bewitches Mysti in this striptease.
The V-stume:- This is a must see act! Not for the faint of heart or the very prude. Although very blue, very, very funny. The V-stume has been onstage for a month at the Edinburgh Festival in 2007 "The star of the evening is doubtlessly Mysti Vine" The British Theatre Guide , and hosts a monthly show called the Vaudevixens. She's been from London to Northampton and beyond, performed for the folks who produce ' The Vagina Monologues & V-Day London! You’ll be surprised, shocked...and delighted and you might just learn a thing or two.
Double Act
Mysti Vine & Buck Svizz
A somewhat twisted take on an old favourite - a familiar tune, a familiar story - boy meets girl at a bar; get ready for the explosive ending! You'll be laughing yourself silly.
Not one to ever rest on her tassels, Mysti has a ever-ready arsenal of theme-based Variety & Striptease acts and there are many other acts still in development.
Mysti can also create bespoke performances for corporate entertainment, & private parties. Please email info(at)comicgoddess.com to hire Mysti and be Mysti-fied!
Music
Hmmm so many different kinds to choose from...do I have to? Billie Holiday, Nina Simone, Louis Prima, BB King, Peggy Lee, Mel Torme, Edith Piaff, Josephine Baker, for a start. There's not enough room to cover all the ones I like but if you want to find out, you can contact me!
Movies
Anything with a grand intro and the words 'filmed in technicolour' at the beginning - so basically any musical made in the 40's, 50's or 60's.
Spaceballs - the movie
Priscilla Queen of the Desert and the American Version: To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Love Julie Newmar
The Birdcage
Fifth Element
Mystery Men
Ghostbusters 1&2
Shrek 1&2
The Party
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Grease 1!
Dirty Dancing
Moulin Rouge
Breakfast at Tiffany's
South Park
The Family Guy Movie
Cabaret
Hairspray
Monkey Bone
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
The Sound of Music
Meet Me in St. Louis
Ghostbusters (1 & 2)
How to Marry a Millionaire
Dogma
Television
It's evil...turn it off!
Books
Just drop me in a library or a bookstore and I'll find some...Anything and everything really. My favourites are books on philosopy and sociology - I love learning new things about myself...helps me understand others.
Heroes
Cleopatra
Josephine Baker
Edith Piaf
Marilyn Monroe
Carol Burnett
Lucille Ball
Nelson Mandela
Gypsy Rose Lee
Wonder Woman
Charlie's Angels
The Wet Spots
Craig Campbell
June Woodward Chapman
George Carlin
Gilda Radner
Eartha Kitt (RIP)
Mysti Vine Black Burlesque Variety Comedienne's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Networking
Hometown:
Vancouver, BC
Body type:
5' 8"
Zodiac Sign:
Pisces
Occupation:
Cabaret/Vaudeville/Burlesque Entertainer
Mysti Vine Black Burlesque Variety Comedienne's Networking
Mysti Vine Black Burlesque Variety Comedienne's Blurbs
About me:
NEWS:
Honour of Honours, Mysti is performing at the Candybox's comeback show 'Hokum All Ye Faithful. Word on the grapevine is, tickets are now sold out!!!
Mysti has been featured in the First Italian Book about Burlesque as put together by Attillio Reinhardt. (http://www.attilioreinhardt.com/english.html)
See 'Interests' for Mysti's Acts
“Snappy, naughty and most of all, hysterical” RemoteGoat.com
"The show's strengths lie with Mysti Vine's quick wit", (Credible Witness)
"The star of the evening is doubtlessly Mysti Vine"(The British Theatre Guide) "Astonishingly Beautiful" (Time Out, London)
"Outstanding entertainment from one of the very best burlesque comediennes around, Mysti Vine"(Time Out London)
Mysti Vine shimmied onto the burlesque scene in 2001 in Vancouver, BC Canada and she’s managed to embody the true spirit of burlesque; " a talented and professional Variety/Burlesque performer. She effortlessly combines a wonderful mixture of beauty, sensuality, comedic talent and sheer naughtiness" (Jo King, Doyenne of the London School of Striptease). Utilizing her background filled with dance, theatre and comedy. As a result, she’s a unique act that can actively engage her audience. Truly irreverent, always entertaining and spontaneous not to mention downright saucy, Mysti has managed to electrify (and sometimes terrify) unsuspecting audiences. As if that’s not enough, Mysti is an accomplished stand-up comedian and can also compére. In 2004, she moved to London to take advantage of the weather and consequently has performed all over the UK , Ireland, The Netherlands and the Middle East and with all the big names - Dita Von Teese, Immodesty Blaize, Dirty Martini, Kitten on the Keys, Phil Jupitus, and Jo King a just to name a few.
You’ll laugh, you may be frightened, you’ll unquestionably be titillated but you will most definitely not be bored when you see Mysti in action!
PERFORMANCES
Claridges – London - Private Corporate Event Hostess
Stephen diMartin - 4 Poofs & a Piano & the Johnathan Ross Show
The Pigalle Club
Royal Vauxhall Tavern - Of All the Cheek! (producer/promoter)
DUCKIE!
Cafe de Paris - Fundraiser for V-day London
Dr. Sketchy's - London, Birmingham, Glasgow, Edinburgh
Vivid Soda Burlesque Review
Of All The Cheek! - London *Creator/Producer/Promoter
Club Smooch - Brighton
Patrick Monahan
Smarty Panties - Vancouver, BC Canada
Vaudevixens - London's ONLY Cabaret/Burlesque nite for ladies only *Producer/Promoter
Friday Night Follies - Volupte
Edenism - London
Volupte - Friday Night Follies, Burlesque & Buns, London
Jo King - London
White Mischief - First Ever Host - London
Time for Tease – Afternoon Tease
Candybox – Birmingham
The Ruby Slipper – London
The Netherlands
FESTIVALS
Bestival 2007/2008
Camp Bestival 2008/2009
The Big Chill 2008
Edinburgh Festival Fringe – Tease with a Twist 2007
Tain Festival 2006
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Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet others who are interested in the variety, burlesque & comedy scene, performers, promoters, photographers, venue managers/owners...anyone who would like to encourage the delightful chaos that involves Mysti's madness onstage!
Here are some cool folks I've met so far. Cut and paste the following links:
http://www.candeephotography.com (professional photos & wonderful person)
http://www.photofrenetic.com/burlesque
http://www.volupte-lounge.com
http://www.moruadesigns.com (makes the amazing corsets I wear)
http://www.ladybeaupeep.co.uk
http://www.myspace.com/acandeehandful(PHENOMENAL photographer)
http://www.myspace.com/therubyslipper
http://www.timefortease.com (the most delectable afternoon high tea with a burlesque chaser!)
http://www.nomoresaviours.com (another great photographer)
Mysti Vine Black Burlesque Variety Comedienne's Friend Space (Randomized)
Mysti Vine Black Burlesque Variety Comedienne has 248 friends.
Hi Mysti! Thank you so much for Birthday Hoola dance, song and of course the strip which I still dont think my brother has recovered from! Thank you for making my birthday one to remember and I look forward to working with you again soon! DG :) xxx
Thanks babe I am doing just that I think I have completely run out of steam. Is your profile pic for real? have you broken your leg? Sending you big hugs Diva xxxx
Back for another night of red headed shenanigans! Tickets on sale now! £6 in advance or £7 on the door. See Myspace/ Website to book tickets and for latest news. Hope to see you there!
Thanks so much for the add - I love the way you use your face, it's so expressive (and gorgeous). Your videos are fantastic and you made my day watching Lucy, who I Love. Thanks xx
Happy Holidays!
*Smooch* xxx
I love your new myspace profile, great design. Best wishes from Fraulein Maria
Hi Mysti! Thank you so much for Birthday Hoola dance, song and of course the strip which I still dont think my brother has recovered from! Thank you for making my birthday one to remember and I look forward to working with you again soon! DG :) xxx
its a good pic isnt it? i thought if i tagged one you'd see the full album, theres a few more pics there!
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Book Now - Limited Run!
Oooh ... Planning, eh?!? Can't wait to hear about it!
Come and enjoy Dr Sketchy's Birmingham - Hollywood Babylon - with us on 17th January 2009!
Candee xxx
haha, hello you!
until i looked at your pictures i wondered what you meant!! haha
then i remembered the pictures :D
how are you doing?
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Thanks babe I am doing just that I think I have completely run out of steam. Is your profile pic for real? have you broken your leg? Sending you big hugs
Diva xxxx
Dear Mysti Vine Burlesque Comedienne
We would love you to come and share Dr Sketchy's Birmingham opening night with us on November 15th.
Look forward to seeing you there!
Candee xxx
oh dear! what happened?
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Hey Misty, poor you, we missed you on the Saturday. When will the cast come off? Hope it doesn't hurt! Lots of love xx
ooo ouch how did ya break yourself ? not doing croud surfing I hope my lovely ? xx take care and hope it mends quickly x
Back for another night of red headed shenanigans!
Tickets on sale now! £6 in advance or £7 on the door. See Myspace/ Website to book tickets and for latest news.
Hope to see you there!
Looking forward to having you perform!
xxx
Get the party started...
Dame Shirley's new album out now!
Click the album cover for details
Thanks for the add. Welcome to the DSB party! :-)
Love Camp DSB
Thanks so much for the add - I love the way you use your face, it's so expressive (and gorgeous). Your videos are fantastic and you made my day watching Lucy, who I Love. Thanks xx
I LOVE YOU!!!!
From head to toe!
From the bottom of my heart!
Until the end of time!
We sista's for life...no refunds, no exchanges!!! lol
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I'm there tomorrow...don't forget to text me!!!!!!!!x
Hey Mysti
Hope things are good in your world
I wanna give cupcakes out again!!
Hope to see you around
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Thank for coming to StripLite. You were superb. Hope to see you at the next one, as our guest, this time ;>.
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Fab meeting you xx
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Come and see Mysti in Brighton at the end of this month!
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