I am the little ray of sunshine that's right in your eye as you're navigating that tricky intersection.
I have been known to crawl through ceilings because I never learned how to pick a lock.
Someone gave me roses once. One day about six months after they died, I got bored and spray-painted them silver.
I have an inflatable palm tree I call Larry in my closet.
One of my many aliases is McGuyvor. Yes, algebra can be used to make a wall-sized mural of an ape's face.
And if you ever see a gorilla or a french maid - it wasn't me.
