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About me:

Back in May I went to an Electric Six concert and I stayed out on the dance floor (read: the place where I and lots of other uncoordinated/drunk people hopped up and down to the music) when a creature (I believe they call them "frat boys") nearly twice my mass unbuttoned his shirt and showed his torso to all unlucky enough to be in front of him. Our eyes met briefly (my biggest mistake- NEVER make eye contact with a frat boy) and he stared at me much the same way a cow would look at an oncoming truck. I tried to back away but the place was packed- there was nowhere go. He leaned toward me, put his hands on my shoulders and pressed his lips softly to my neck.

That was the night I became a man.

When I'm not being kissed by men twice my size, I'm reading literature about topics ranging from the problems with our educational system to the dark arts. I am a serious individual dedicated to whimsy, bent on shattering every personal limitation and fulfilling the potential within me.

I'm easy to talk to but hard to understand. I enjoy whispering blasphemies in church, the scent of a newborn on the grill, and long moonlit walks on the beach. My ideal lover is an Aries or, failing that, a Gemini that's on fire.

The french fries will be in the mail.