You'll sit and drink 59p lemonade and cheap french martini on a bench on Yarmouth seafront, but the pub toilets are 'too scabby? What's wrong with you!?
I am Chloe, and I tend to do pretty much the average.
I study Film, English Literature and Philosophy and Ethics, and I attempt to have as much fun as possible whilst doing so. I like to sit in cafés drinking tea with the occasional smuggled Tescos produce, to make exursions to small, obscure pubs to play pool and drink beer, to make wild innuendo whenever possible, to go for random walks/drives in company, to have days out to rubbish Norfolk seaside resorts, (which somehow turn into expeditions to steal as many pointless things as possible) to camp on the field where I've spent most of my summers playing guitars, doing some very strange/amusing things and meeting a variety of lovely people. I like foreign films, especially French things like A Very Long Engagement, and it's nice to sit with someone and watch such things and eat rubbish food. On occasion I also like to watch Whose Line is it Anyway accompanied by some knitting.
I'm usually straightforward on opinions when asked, and quite firm on them.
Evidently I love my friends, cause it would be weird if I didn't. I like to meet new people, but to be honest I'm rubbish at talking to them for some reason, unless it involves mild intoxication.
However much I change what I say here, one thing will always stay, just to reiterate my point...
I DO NOT HAVE A THING FOR GINGERS!
I am forever appreciative of Adrien Mitchell, for this reason
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Ten Ways to Avoid Lending Your Wheelbarrow to Anybody
1 Patriotic May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
I didn't lay down my life in World War II
so that you could borrow my wheelbarrow.
2 Snobbish May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
Unfortunately Samuel Beckett is using it.
3 Overweening May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
It is too mighty a conveyance to be wielded
by any mortal save myself.
4 Pious May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
My wheelbarrow is reserved for religious ceremonies.
5 Melodramatic May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
I would sooner be broken on it's wheel
and buried in it's barrow.
6 Pathetic May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
I am dying of schizophrenia
and all you can talk about is wheelbarrows.
7 Defensive May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
Do you think i'm made of wheelbarrows?
8 Sinister May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
It is full of blood.
9 Lecherous May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
Only if I can fuck your wife in it.
10 Philosophical May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
What is a wheelbarrow?
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Who I'd like to meet: trying to do something with this!
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give up guinness and rather lick a omid wants you to join their band in Rockstars, a game where you can form bands with your friends and play gigs, battle rival bands, and become famous on MySpace!
I'm not bad thanks;just got back from cutting the grass at our place on the coast.I didn't go onto the beach,but saw the sea as we were leaving.Good to hear things are going well;anything in particular,or just an accumilation of things ?? :)
ah sorry to hear it, but at least your ok. My bus driveryness is alright u know, same old, but its nice cos i get 3 days a week off. Iv got next weekend off too so il probly be heading out friday or saturday so hopefully see you then if your about.
And keep up the revising, you dont want to end up a collage drop out like me! Xx
Hello there mrs, im ok thank you how r u ? Iv been on holiday for 2 weeks to turkey! it was good but the weather was a bit meh. went out lots and spent to much money! now back at work, but iv had 4 days off this week so aint complaining. Emmas got a new job at phones4u, its her second day today. what are you up to nowadays? hows Gene? xx
Oh my god Chloe, the pics came out brilliant! Lanky looks lovley in his dress, Vardy looks GORGEOUS, although i must say Martin's head looks a bit a small. He was WANKERED. I am framing it once it saves properly. Ahh the memories. xxxx
lol I always get so confused when the clocks change. Can never remember if I've lost or gained an hour lol. I'm alright, shitting myself about going back to college as I've done like no work at all lol.
Thanks! See you can compliment people :P just need to do it in person :D We do need to go out, ill double check when im off work and we can go for a drive somewhere for the day or summit :) Hope you're feeling a bit better, might call you during break or summit to see how you are! You rule too! :D loves xxx
hey, glad everything is peachy!! Bit fucked off at the mo to be honest mate, a lot of stuff goin on, but ill survive!!! lol. Anythin interestin been goin on here? When you next at the gatehouse on dereham road? Im usually there, but never seen you both there before!! lol. was a surprise!!! XX K
