Sharon
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The best ways to get rid of tension were talking and fucking, and the people who recommended breathing exercises were the kind who rarely took advantage of either
Female
30 years old
Austin, Texas
United States
Last Login: 11/23/2009
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Sharon's Interests
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| General | English, fiction, non-fiction, writing, poetry, linguistics, phonology, semantics, morphology, dialects, Southern English and linguistic insecurity, language and gender, language and power, music, sex, love, the weird and unexplainable behaviors of cats in heat, all things funny and strange, the inexplicable allure of one Harry Potter (I just can't help it), Slap bass, funkadelic grooves, syncopation, harmony, piano, submission, dominatrix tendencies, makeup, sewing, fabric, cooking, thai food, chinese food, all food that I am somehow able to cook despite never reading the recipes, baking, food and sex, music and love, night blooming jasmine and flowers that smell so good you want to pick them and roll around in the blossoms so you can smell that way forever. | | Music | I like funk, George Clinton is my god and I live and die by a good bass line. Syncopation nourishes me when I'm sad and lonely. Harmony is good as long as it's done right. Billy Cobham should be intently studied in school because jazz/funk fusion drumming could make children smarter, I'm certain of it, the way listening to Mozart is supposed to make you good at math. If it's good, and original, I'm gonna like it. | | Movies | I have seen a lot of damn movies and now that I'm asked about them I can't think of a single one. | | Television | | | Books | I read too much to list all the books that I think are great, but my favorite book, the one that broke my literary cherry and got me doing the page turning hoochie coochie with a zest that was unparalleled was Checker and the Derailleurs by Lionel Shriver. It blew my mind.
Erika Lopez is also very highly recommended, because anyone who can write a novel interlaced with her own sketches for new and original dildo ideas is awesome. | | Heroes |  Morpheus
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Sharon's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Friends | | Hometown: | Slidell, LA | | Body type: | 5' 6" | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Gemini | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Grad / professional school | | Occupation: | Grad student |
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Sharon's Schools
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The University Of Texas At Austin
Austin, TX
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Linguistics
Minor: Dialects, Phonology, Sociolinguistcs
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2007 to Present |
University Of New Orleans
New Orleans,Louisiana
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English
Minor: Psychology
Clubs: Um, I was a member of GALA for a while, but then I got too busy. This is UNO, hardly anyone is in a club!
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1997 to 2005 |
Slidell High School
Slidell,Louisiana
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Clubs: so I didn't technically graduate, but I would have graduated in 1997...it's ok, I got my GED and went stright to college.
Choir, Honor Choir...that's about it
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Sharon's Companies
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Arch Nemesis Productions Slidell, LA US Copy Editor, Transcriptionist
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2005 - present
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Self-employed Slidell and New Orleans, LA US Freelance writer, editor, and tutor
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1998 - present
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About me:
I graduated from the University of New Orleans with an English degree and I'm starting my second year of grad school at UT Austin. I've been dating my girlfriend, Courtney for 9 years. My official title is the liberal, bisexual daughter of a Southern Baptist preacher.
If you want to know something, ask me.
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