Sharon
Sharon The best ways to get rid of tension were talking and fucking, and the people who recommended breathing exercises were the kind who rarely took advantage of either

Female
30 years old
Austin, Texas
United States



Last Login: 11/23/2009
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    Sharon's Interests
GeneralEnglish, fiction, non-fiction, writing, poetry, linguistics, phonology, semantics, morphology, dialects, Southern English and linguistic insecurity, language and gender, language and power, music, sex, love, the weird and unexplainable behaviors of cats in heat, all things funny and strange, the inexplicable allure of one Harry Potter (I just can't help it), Slap bass, funkadelic grooves, syncopation, harmony, piano, submission, dominatrix tendencies, makeup, sewing, fabric, cooking, thai food, chinese food, all food that I am somehow able to cook despite never reading the recipes, baking, food and sex, music and love, night blooming jasmine and flowers that smell so good you want to pick them and roll around in the blossoms so you can smell that way forever.
MusicI like funk, George Clinton is my god and I live and die by a good bass line. Syncopation nourishes me when I'm sad and lonely. Harmony is good as long as it's done right. Billy Cobham should be intently studied in school because jazz/funk fusion drumming could make children smarter, I'm certain of it, the way listening to Mozart is supposed to make you good at math. If it's good, and original, I'm gonna like it.
MoviesI have seen a lot of damn movies and now that I'm asked about them I can't think of a single one.
Television
BooksI read too much to list all the books that I think are great, but my favorite book, the one that broke my literary cherry and got me doing the page turning hoochie coochie with a zest that was unparalleled was Checker and the Derailleurs by Lionel Shriver. It blew my mind.

Erika Lopez is also very highly recommended, because anyone who can write a novel interlaced with her own sketches for new and original dildo ideas is awesome.

HeroesMorpheus
Morpheus

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     Sharon's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Hometown:Slidell, LA
Body type:5' 6"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Grad student

   Sharon's Schools
The University Of Texas At Austin
Austin, TX
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Linguistics
Minor: Dialects, Phonology, Sociolinguistcs
 

2007 to Present
University Of New Orleans
New Orleans,Louisiana
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English
Minor: Psychology
Clubs: Um, I was a member of GALA for a while, but then I got too busy. This is UNO, hardly anyone is in a club!
 

1997 to 2005
Slidell High School
Slidell,Louisiana
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Clubs: so I didn't technically graduate, but I would have graduated in 1997...it's ok, I got my GED and went stright to college. Choir, Honor Choir...that's about it
 

1994 to 1996

   Sharon's Networking
Publishing - Editor - Other


   Sharon's Companies
Arch Nemesis Productions
Slidell, LA US
Copy Editor, Transcriptionist

2005 - present
Self-employed
Slidell and New Orleans, LA US
Freelance writer, editor, and tutor

1998 - present



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About me:


I graduated from the University of New Orleans with an English degree and I'm starting my second year of grad school at UT Austin. I've been dating my girlfriend, Courtney for 9 years. My official title is the liberal, bisexual daughter of a Southern Baptist preacher. If you want to know something, ask me.


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sillygina

gina humphrey



Apr 22 2009 2:17 PM

.."Prop 8 - The Musical" starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, and many more... from Jack Black..
kyle

kyle



Jan 5 2009 4:27 AM

DUANE

DUANE



Dec 24 2008 10:29 PM

Merry Christmas!!!
DUANE

DUANE



Dec 18 2008 7:04 PM

Happy Holidays !!!!
kyle

kyle



Dec 17 2008 5:18 PM

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Degli Muses

Degli Muses



Nov 27 2008 6:11 AM

Anna Fo Fanna

Anna Fo Fanna



Nov 24 2008 2:13 AM

cat
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Molly

Molly



Nov 23 2008 8:00 AM

I come to your page almost daily in order to listen to "True Affection" over and over and over again.
Anna Fo Fanna

Anna Fo Fanna



Nov 13 2008 8:37 PM

dissertation committee kitteh  says you need revisions
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Anna Fo Fanna

Anna Fo Fanna



Sep 23 2008 2:59 PM

It's an article all for and about YOU:

http://www. cracked. com/article_16554_5-most-baffling-sex-scenes-in-history-fanfiction. html
Anna Fo Fanna

Anna Fo Fanna



Oct 17 2008 9:19 PM

bat country
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I know just how they feel...
Anna Fo Fanna

Anna Fo Fanna



Sep 15 2008 7:47 PM

I just added Pizza and Doctor Who -- Season 1 to my Netflix queue. You're welcome.
Step 2: World Domination

Step 2: World Domination



Sep 13 2008 1:39 PM

I love cats
Anna Fo Fanna

Anna Fo Fanna



Aug 27 2008 2:49 PM

A report: the fried ice cream treat from Sonic is delicious -- they never fail in their cool desserts -- but not NEARLY enough crunchy things. So ask for LOTS of them. Otherwise it's a whole lot of vanilla ice cream that tastes vaguely like it spent time in Mexico.
sillygina

gina humphrey



Jul 30 2008 8:56 PM

sillygina

gina humphrey



Jul 10 2008 5:01 PM

I can't figure out what type of blender to get Karl... I am going insane.
sillygina

gina humphrey



Jun 26 2008 8:25 PM

sillygina

gina humphrey



Jun 25 2008 7:50 PM

cat
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sillygina

gina humphrey



Jun 19 2008 8:26 PM

sillygina

gina humphrey



Jun 4 2008 2:41 PM

sillygina

gina humphrey



Jun 2 2008 3:49 PM

Molly

Molly



May 28 2008 1:07 PM

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Chef Karl

Karl Humphrey



May 27 2008 5:48 PM

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Jam It All Austin

Jam It All Austin



May 27 2008 3:45 PM

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sillygina

gina humphrey



May 27 2008 3:38 PM

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Happy birthday!!!
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