Stephen Maskell conducts........
Colin Byriani plays wind instruments........
Rex the Alsatian on washboard..........
my parole officer Keith plays theremin and the bones
Influences
ELO, Aphex Twin, Jose Mourinho, Tom Waits, Public Enemy, Smog, Will Oldham, Acid House, Iggy Pop, BBC Radiophonic Workshop, Doestoyevsky, Jungle, Kurt Vonnegut, Warp records, Phillip Larkin, Derek and Clive, Phil Spector, The Specials, MoondogMoondogMoondog (LISTEN TO MOONDOG), having no money, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Mogwai, Serge Gainsbourg, Autechre, Jerry Sadowitz, shit jobs, a shit computer, My Bloody Valentine, David Bowie, The Skatalites, Gary Lineker, Samuel Beckett, Les Fucking Beatles, old scratchy 78rpm records, Burt Bacharach, Rephlex records, The Velvet Underground, Johnny Cash, Joe Meek, Albert Camus, The Beach Boys, Bonzo Dog Dooh Dah Band, Destiny's Child, Black Sabbath, Daft Punk and so on.........
Sounds Like
god almighty himself, uncoiling his small intestines down from heaven and into your earhole, then letting loose with the remnants of last night's lamb bhuna and babysham binge.............
deathbed blues...............
the speed of light................
a really nasty headache.............
some other people last week, 2 people next month and a small child in 1933.....................
single malt whisky aged for 18 years in plastic buckets...........
Jade Goody eating her own brains off the pavement outside Argos..............
The Nag's Head is very bored of myspace as it smells of Rupert Murdoch's old underpants, so has put lots of new songs on facebook instead, follow this link to hear ..............................................................................................................................................
LOADS OF SONGS ON FACEBOOK"> ...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................
2007: The latest turd by the Nags Head is currently being polished into a beautiful shiny gem of an album entitled VACACIONES EN EL NAGS HEAD. Expect less meat than the last one but more fruit.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
2006: At long last the finest debut album since Craig David's 'Born to do it' has been unleashed upon a rabidly salivating consumer marketplace.
'Welcome to the Meat Raffle' by the Nag's Head will add new meaning and extra meaty goodness to any spell of dishwashing or hoovering.
Don't just take my words as gospel, here's what these fuckers said about it........
'The Nag's Head gets right into my shaft, he's twisting my glands' Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear.............
'It's lean, meaty and smells like dem burgers, grill it mo'fucker' George Foreman, top boxer and inventor of grilling machines........
BUY my album cos i hate my job ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
OR LISTEN TO IT AND POSSIBLY DOWNLOAD IT IN DIGITAL CHUNKS (MUCH LIKE CAT FOOD)
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Happy New Year. Thanks for adding the Brighton Metal Scene to your friends. Check out the new tracks for this year and visit the page to see when and where the best metal gigs in Brighton are going to be. There are reviews and photos coming soon so keep checking for updates.
Two of our most exciting events of the year come to you back to back, this Thursday and Friday.
First 070808:
Released Sept 08' but brought to you in advance by Not For Resale, the new compilation release from Brighton's Toy Soldier Records gets it's rightful release knees-up (and in yr face) at NFR in August.
'1:18th' - 18-Track CD compilation featuring: Jonquil, Revenge of Shinobi, Bats, Sons of Noel and Adrian, Everyone to the Anderson, Lebanons, Little Trophy, Who Owns Death TV, Epideme, Laish Quartet, Sunshine the Werewolf +++ Many, many, many more
Then FRIDAY (080808 – YEAH!) brings you this:
The NFR club night in full effect - future disco, mutant indie, guest djs and bands. A ridiculously decadent night of neon insanity.
Starting off with ex-My Rhino man matt’s new Overwatch outfit. A meshing and mashing of Warp style IDM electronics and crushing Relapse guitar riffs and textures www. myspace. com/httpwwwmyspacecomoverwatch
Second up is London’s one and only 8-bit one-man thrash metal band. We’ve been playing him for months and are very excited to bring you his debut Brighton performance. The immense Kkasio-dooom-wave-thrash-tech-getto-core of Iron Pirate is primed, under orders and ready to ravage!!! Get his album now and see what’s in store for y’all come Friday www. myspace. com/ironpirat
Finishing you off will be Brighton’s P For Persia with their psycho-jungle-comes-alive inter-galactic no-wave, ex-grunge de-fib un-tuned diskko sludge www. myspace. com/pforpersia
.....This gig is going to be one of the most incendiary off the wall events you will EVER see.
We’ve got a new venue for it – The Hope – BLAM in the centre of town. Still free.
Hope you can make it, this one’s going to be intense and a whole lot of fun.
Brighton’s Autumn Chorus are a thing of wonder to behold. Huge beautiful tunes that shimmer along their course across the most mind expanding terrain. Plus, their drummer drums for Diagonal too - BLAM! (www. myspace. com/autumnchorus)
London’s Kontakte draw from all sides of the sonic spectrum fusing together deep passions for Post - Drone - Space and Krautrock. The bands love for distorted beats, transience and star-scraping melodies informs them on their quest to create music of depth, space and intensity (www. myspace. com/kontakteuk)
THEN to headline, Brighton’s raring-ist hariest improv thrill-ride - Passiondale - relentless rising groovescapeness packed with uncomfortable samples, bleeping toms, shimmering guitar work and distorted howling. (no MySpaces for them, so you’ll just have to come and see for yourself!)
In between and after, until late late DJ’s Meatbreak and Fokka Wolfe will be plying new and exciting tunes from these kinds of outfits>>>
Be Your Own Pet / Benga / Blood Red Shoes / Bonde De Role / Boys Noise / Brodinski / Celebration / Chromatics / Cosmic Metal Mother / Crystal Castles / Dananananaykroyd / The Death Set / Der Blutharsch / D.I.M. / Does It Offend You, Yeah? / Errors / Foals / Fucked Up / Future Of The Left / Glass Candy / Guns ‘N’ Bombs / Heartsrevolution / Holy Fuck / Klaxons / Kode9 / Late Of The Pier / Le Dust Sucker / M83 / MGMT / Midnight Juggernauts / Neon Neon / Of Montreal / Om / Portishead / Pterodactyl / Santogold / Shinichi Osawa / The Teenagers / Turbowolf / The Sword / These New Puritans / White Denim / White Hills / Wooden Shjips / Working For A Nuclear Free City…
Hellooo! Are you free this Friday? This one's gonna blow minds:
DJ's playing hyper dance guitars and beat sounds to git yer twitchin.
At what other night are you going to hear the likes of Supermayer, High On Fire and Asobi Seksu all rammed up against each other for your dancing pleasure? NONE I tell you NONE!!
Hopefully see you there for some electronic hardcore damage and surrealist freak-sounds!
thanx for your sunny world... i can smell the beach, boys! to be so romantic with steel drum that's amazing...i like it ...and look how i feel listening your songs
I hate your job too ;-) Cheers for the add (that makes me feel fraudulently pseudo-youthful) and loving your random disc, Palace Bros so UP for the morning ;-)
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Hello!
We would just like to let you know we are on Tour In Feb and March, with our friends ''Powell'' so check our page to see if we hit a town near you!
Also you can now purchase tracks off our page for next to nothing if you have a paypal account.
Cheers
Helsinki Seven
Hey there, just thought I'd finally post and say how much I like (some of) your songs. Have had your album since April and love Romford, No Legs, Broke Wires, Nurses, and Idiot (as I have now shortened them to). Your new song Prince is great, and White Dot and Toilet Cleaner are good too. Sorry I can't quite like your more random songs, but would love one day for you to make an album of songs as great/consistent as those I've just mentioned. Would be a brilliant album.
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