Simonge
""Money doesn't buy happiness". That phrase should be followed be 'only joking'."

Male
21 years old
Manchester, Northwest
United Kingdom



Last Login: 1/8/2009
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General
My heart fills with a naked joy as the rain tries to break my windows and the thunder yells with the voices of the gODS as I sleep.
The stars are there for gazing at, wishing on and occasionally dreaming under.
The blackness of the sky is a blank canvas dotted with the eyes of lovers past and present as we paint a life with our undersized brushes called words.
We're all of us human and we are none of us normal and the after hours are where we come out to play.
We stalk your children in the shadows but only so they return home safe.
We play in the night. ..
Music
If it weren't for beautiful songs


truly beautiful songs


I probably wouldn't be alive.

I certainly wouldn't be half as lively.



Oh how time flies
With crystal clear eyes
And cold as coal
When you're ending with diamond eyes


Oh come child
In a crossbones style
Oh come child
Come and rescue me
MoviesEternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
Fight Club
Pulp Fiction/Reservoir Dogs
Anything directed by:
Woody Allen
Shane Meadows
Gus Van Sant
Kevin Smith
Stanley Kubrick
Darren Aaronofsky
Christopher Nolan
Richard Linklater


Also, if you happen to put Christina Ricci in a film you'll have my attention.
TelevisionCharlie Brooker's Screenwipe
South Park
Scrubs
Flight Of The Conchords
My Name Is Earl
A few more...
BooksWuthering Heights
To Kill A Mocking Bird
On The Road
Tideland
Northern Lights
The Subtle Knife
The Amber Spyglass
Slaughterhouse 5
The Catcher In The Rye
The Man In The High Castle
The Beach

Anything by George Orwell Anything by Kafka



HeroesLenny Bruce

Bill Hicks

Stewart Lee

Richard Herring

David Cross

Rich Hall

Linda Smith

Mark Thomas

George Carlin

Simon Munnery

Frank Sidebottom

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     Simonge's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Prestwich, Manchester
Body type:5' 9" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:Some college

   Simonge's Schools
Bury College
Bury, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Ebglish Language, Media, Film Studies, Sociology
 

2006 to Present
Manchester College of Arts and Technology
Manchester, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Fucking around
Minor: Dropping out
Clubs: Dropping out should be a major because I did it twice
 

2004 to 2006



Simonge "Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt."

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   Simonge's Blurbs
About me:
I'm Si(gh). I'm always bored(erline).
B(rackets) are fun.
I'm an ambidextrous lefty writer.
I'm a rebel without a job.
The 'James Dean' of the dole queue.
And I drink like a yob.
The only ones who know me are the strings on my guitar.
I over do it, but face it. How many profiles do you read like mine?
Art (in whatever form) is the reason we're here.
The rain treats me like a friend. I love the city, I eat, sleep, breathe and live for the streets.


A long time ago I wanted to study philosophy, now I want to be a philosopher and you can't do both.


I'm a hopeless romantic. That is to say I love everyone I hate and hate the ones I love.

My blog is here.


It's not pretentious when you don't know any different.



You probably shouldn't add me but if you feel like it then it's worth a shot. Send me a message first or sorry, no add.
Who I'd like to meet:
I want to piss on God.

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Simonge has 76 friends.
 Marty [3 tears] ;) 


 ¡Jay,Kay! 


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 please judy,no more lesbian jam 





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Nov 21 2008 7:56 PM

Satans tonight please?
xoxox
apple





Nov 6 2008 10:18 AM

Oi, you! Game’s reputable now. HMV asked me yesterday if I wanted a new job, && I was like…lol no I are Game workerz. Since HMV turned me down when I asked. But they soon came crawling back! (: Well, good. Maybe even great! It’s about time you buckled down and got some proper work done ;) From the girl who has four assignments to do but would rather sit decaying on Myspace replying to her comments (: I’m not trying to convert you at all, Martin’s the religious one, not me. A few things have happened that have just made me really wonder if god is real or not. You piss me off beyond all means already, Simon! :o I’d like to also take this moment as an opportunity to apologize for dancing like a slag at Martin’s birthday.
This is what gin does to me (y) xoxox
apple





Nov 5 2008 11:23 AM

This is college's prehistoric peice of shit actually, not mine. Mine doesn't even currently have an internet connection.
I'm thinking of dropping out of college && working at Game full-time.
Well, obviously I've started drinking again now, something that probably isn't very good.
Today I got a free pokemon poster (y)
On the god issue, it's too early to talk about it properly.
Come crawl out some time && groove with us. I went out even when I didn't drink.
xoxox
apple





Nov 4 2008 2:36 PM

The first time I went on your profile, it made my laptop freeze, so I had to restart everything. I bet you liked that, didn’t you? I bet you installed a feature just so it would fuck it all up when people go on your page. You say you don’t like god, yet spell it with a capital G, so you must obviously respect it a little.
You need to come out again, you missed me accidently deck a barmaid in the face on Friday xoxox
Chezboz [TH]





Oct 2 2008 9:14 AM

oi oi, u out in manc this wknd? i'm out sat nite x
Get Your Rocks Off Hunni!





Sep 22 2008 4:39 PM

i do not lol!!
how ya doin luvvie??
xx
Marty [3 tears] ;)





Sep 1 2008 3:20 PM

My phone got dropped in a sink, i'm using the 07902500663 number from now, get me on that please :)
Lost everyone's numbers.
Stephy





Jul 10 2008 9:42 AM

hi:]
im stephanie.

it's going good!

and yourself?

:D
Marty [3 tears] ;)





Jun 13 2008 8:44 PM

You didn't re-add me on MSN apparently.

in.regards.to.marty@hotmail.com???
Marty [3 tears] ;)





Jun 9 2008 9:49 PM

Si.

I tried ringing you the other day.

Why you no answer :(




Miss you Si.

Come out sometime.
Even just into town for a day.
Leme knowwww.


xxx
Marty [3 tears] ;)





May 24 2008 9:54 PM

New MSN.



in.regards.to.marty@hotmail.com

xxx
Marty [3 tears] ;)





May 23 2008 8:20 PM

What you up to next week????
xxx
Marty [3 tears] ;)





May 23 2008 9:02 AM

Nice, where did you go???
What happened?????

I'm moving back home in a month's time.
:(
xxx
Marty [3 tears] ;)





May 19 2008 11:52 PM

Simooooonnnnn.



Hi :)




Hope you're good.
Il have money again after this week I hope so can see you again :D
xxx
Nat





May 13 2008 4:31 PM

Simon that bulletin was proper morbid. All that stuff 'not even close', you need to be more happy Simon and if that involves becoming a catholic then I think you should do it.

Oh yeah... shame bout Boris eh. There was a 20yr old Tory elected as councillor in Radcliffe too, how depressing in that.
xxx
becky!


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May 1 2008 7:43 AM

haha oh simon i could never be sick of pancakes! i could eat them forever if i weren't so afraid of becoming morbidly obese.
oh well i hope you had fun being all blingin and ting last night.
i went to see forgetting sarah marshall with my mum and unfortunately her boyfriend but it was actually very funny and being immature i laughed all the way through at all the sex humour etc.

and yes yes i do still use msn when i can be bothered to actually talk to people; was that your way of asking for my address?
iite_becky.x@hotmail.co.uk

ohh yay lots of kisses how lovely.
that fact that it was a slip of the hand matters not. xxxxxxxx
lots for you too.
becky!


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Apr 29 2008 2:30 PM

i do not have virtues i have only vices.
i do not know what it was! don't worry no doubt it was something good.
maybe it was a waffle i happened to be eating? i actually cannot remember but it was all good and nothing negative because you are lovely.
xxx
becky!


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Apr 28 2008 10:15 PM

started my letter while you've been sober yet? :P
ha.
also something made me think of you the other day. i can't remember what it was though. just thought i'd throw that out there.
xx
Chezboz [TH]





Apr 21 2008 12:03 PM

i was more the evil planning type.. but you know my infamously short attention span prevented me from going through with most my plans haha x
Chezboz [TH]





Apr 21 2008 9:45 AM

haaaa! when i was about 9 i actually had a plan to kill cher and take over her fame and fortune :P x
Chezboz [TH]





Apr 20 2008 10:43 PM

simooooooonia :P hows tricks mister? x
Marty [3 tears] ;)





Apr 18 2008 12:01 PM

Come out soon :)

I've finished uni now so free most days and nights.

:)
Nat





Mar 26 2008 5:29 PM

simon what the balls happened to you last night? one minute we were laughing and joking and next minute you ran off like you were gonna puke and couldn't find you the rest of the night!! haha i guess thats just my effect on you x
becky!


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Mar 24 2008 11:41 PM

:]
i was going to reply by thinking of something equally as nice as my previous comment but i am tired and therefore my brain cannot corectly process what is nice and what is not.

yes well considering the amount of time it took me to write to you i think you deserve to take your time too.
so much has happened since i wrote you that letter.
i fucked that boy will a few times.
and now we don't speak. which makes everything awkward because he is always there when i'm at goose's.
i am sure everything will subside.
¬_¬
i am clearly doing something wrong. i might move to london or some other big city in the hope that there will be more good looking boys there who will like me.
HELLO DEPRESSING COMMENT.

IN OTHER NEWS it is nearly spring.
which means flowers will bloom and lambs will bleet before they are dragged off to the slaughterhouse, and girls will once again start wearing no clothes and because of the evenings not getting dark anymore more chavs will be out drinking until later. night crime will no doubt skyrocket.
i really dislike spring. it is the worst season.
the sun of summer but the chill of winter? i mean come on.
the worst of both season rolled into one.

...what a mammoth comment which has basically been a rant about boys and a rant about spring.
HA. i talk shit.
xxxx
becky!


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Mar 24 2008 10:01 AM

i like that you cannot force burps.
i think you might be the only boy i know who cannot.
i like reading your quizzes. i have missed the way you speak.
because you speak a bit like me and other people laugh and call me pretentious (which i am) and then posh (which i am not). so i do not object to the first one but ohh there is a difference between posh and pretentious and dsjahkjf.
...i am waffling but basically i am fine and everything is fine and i hope you are fine and continue to be fine, because i like you.
you are nice like the first day of spring, only nicer because i do not like spring.
xxx
Chezboz [TH]





Mar 13 2008 3:59 PM

wellllll you'll be happy to hear - i'm coming home this weekend =] =] =] yay! xxx
Chezboz [TH]





Mar 13 2008 3:50 PM

forget your troubles c'mon be happy! =] x
Chezboz [TH]





Mar 9 2008 1:14 PM

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawr! x
[Dead Star]





Mar 7 2008 3:56 PM

come for pre drinks on tues for my birthday at new medlock house then to satans. I know ur goin to jamies do the day b4 but I dont care :)

I need my fellow pretense-monster on the case.

Talk to martina.

x
Marty [3 tears] ;)





Feb 20 2008 1:27 PM

I have to go now, but battle will re-commence soon!
Like tomoro or something, or whenever I can get back online.
Have a nice day!
Marty [3 tears] ;)





Feb 20 2008 1:00 PM

Haha.
And we're struggling to get words like 'pave' and 'jaw'!

Nevermind ey.
Marty [3 tears] ;)





Feb 20 2008 12:50 PM

Haha, unlucky!
I keep getting awful letters.
They're always letters at the back end of the alphabet.
Grrrr.
Marty [3 tears] ;)





Feb 20 2008 12:37 PM

Scrabble again?

I got the worst bunch of letters last time.
[Dead Star]





Feb 12 2008 4:45 PM

ur missin out! Saxondale was a bit luke warm... pretty much alan but less funny.
you cant beat quotes such as...
"Do you know what this bathroom says to me? Aqua. Which is French for water. It's like being inside an enormous Fox's Glacier Mint. Which, again, to me is a bonus."
[Dead Star]





Feb 12 2008 4:36 PM

its not a loser disco. Theres lemonade and maybe an episode of alan partridge! Top and tail lol.
x
[Dead Star]





Feb 12 2008 4:08 PM

i dont know why im warcrafting it up when its so nice out.
Im a loser lol.
wot u up 2?
I might have my own lil gay disco in my bed cos im ill but depressed cos I cant come out.
x
[Dead Star]





Feb 12 2008 3:50 PM

how is my fellow king of pretension? x
My Face Is Mogadon





Feb 9 2008 8:08 PM

Dude are you in town tonight? I'm going out and trying to find more people to be out with.
PlaYerPlEase





Feb 8 2008 8:53 PM

HEY HEY guys

here is the site!!

Just check the Django Video and www.myspace.com/playerpleasemusic



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Marty [3 tears] ;)