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Nairba Sirrah

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  • Nairba Sirrah

  • 38 / Male
  • KANSAS CITY, Missouri, US
  • Last Login: 7/15/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Going to open mic events, poetry slams, writing film scripts, writing 12-bar blues songs, re-writing and then singing Christmas carols to include prostututes and crack dealers....or watching anything starring the late Great Jerry Stark, like this film co-starring Michael Jackson...

  • Music

    Classical concertos, the Beatles, Modest Mouse, Led Zeppelin. Flight school instructor Joe Perroni. Actress Denise Carroll peacefully dreading getting her picture taken.

  • Movies

    The Color Purple, Casablanca, The Groove Tube, Pulp Fiction, Safe Men, Night On Earth, Ghost Dog, Dead Man, Titus, Private Parts, Pep Squad, Watch Out, Gunther The Great - or (again) anything with the glorious Jerry Stark....like this one starring Jerry and Papa Smurf...enjoy

  • Television

    Except for anything featuring Barack Obama last summer, I haven't turned on a TV on my own volition in 5 years. And I'm starting to think that was the biggest mistake I've ever made.

  • Books

    Homer's "Iliad" and "Odyssey," Virgil's "Aeneid," Milton's "Paradise Lost," Whitman's "Leaves of Grass," Plutarch's "Lives," everything by Edgar Allan Poe, Quintillian's "On the training of an Orator" Joseph Suglia's "Watch Out" and "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Slam Poetry" by Marc Kelley Smith.

  • Heroes

    Iron Man, Said Aouita, Paris Hilton (please hold judgement; I actually have what I consider a valid explanation), Sam Shepard, Howard Stern, Jim Jarmusch, Captain America, Coach Mac, Theseus, Jason and the Argonauts, Hector, Odysseus, Aeneas, Homer, Lycurgus of Sparta, Aristides, Nicias, Socrates, Demosthenes, Tiberius Gracchus, Sulla, Julius Caesar, Cicero, Brocaccio, Thomas Kyd, Robert Greene, Christopher Marlowe, William Shakespeare, John Milton, Marc Kelley Smith, Andrei Codrescu, Steve Balderson, Pink!, Julliette Lewis and Winona Ryder.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Crystal Lake, IL.
  • Body type: 5' 8" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Education: Grad / professional school
  • Occupation: Delusionist

Companies

  • Kansas City Studios

    1999-

Blurbs

About me:

I'm an actor and a performance poet specializing in long epic poetry by John Milton, Walt Whitman and Allen Ginsberg. This past October I had the honor of becoming the first performer to recite Ginsberg's classic "Howl" all the way through from memory in San Francisco. This summer I'll be focusing on Book II out of Milton's Paradise Lost for the KC Fringe Fest and Whitman's "Song of Myself." I also direct comedies for my film company Kansas City Studios and work as a casting director for TV commercials.... ..............................below are teaser trailers for two of my films...the first is the opening minute of a comedy I directed called "Grandpa" starring the late-great Jerry Stark ............................................................................and below Jerry is a tribute to my beautiful buddy Betsy...she's a Kansas City performance artist who makes paintings that are big as garage doors and at her art openings she performs choreographed dances...the ghost of George Harrison appeared to me in a dream and confided in me that he didn't write "Something" for Patti Boyd but that he saw a vision of Betsy once when he was meditating with the Maharishi and Ravi Shankar. Enjoy!! .......................................................................................................

Who I'd like to meet:

Winona Ryder, MacKenzie Courtney, Jo Loizos, Pink!, Juliette Lewis, Kenneth Branagh, Rose McGowan, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Howard Stern, Jon Favreau, Robert Downey Jr., Gwenyth Paltrow, Terrence Howard, Jeff Bridges - (actually, the whole cast and crew of Iron Man) - - and Sam Shepard.

Comments

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  • Timmy Red

    Jul 15 2009 5:10 PM

    You didn't! But I assure you it brings me the utmost joy.
  • Nairba Sirrah

    Jul 10 2009 9:24 PM

    Sorry everyone. Obviously Chris has a problem he is unwilling to address.

    You can read a full account of the events in my new gossipmongering book about Chris titled "Drunk and Wrong...Again, and again...and again........and...(yes, you guessed it)...again."
  • Chris Manley

    Jul 10 2009 3:56 PM

    Gossipmongering.
  • Nairba Sirrah

    Jul 10 2009 4:37 AM

    How Chris - "I can belch exaggerated stomach acid out of no-where...but don't reply"

    Chris Manley's most famous quote: "Whatever" has never been more perfect.

    Please stop "gossipmongering" on my page. Thanks.
  • Chris Manley

    Jul 10 2009 2:04 AM

    Should I contact CSI: KC, are you planning to kill me, sending me cryptic messages like this, i had no choice but to reply: 

    "You are in such deep shit, terrible danger.

    Your time is finally up.

    I can't believe you're finally fucked.

    Have you made out a will or anything?

    Can I please have your guitar?"

    So you want me to write a will so you then can kill me and then have my guitar Dexter Morgan?
    Dont reply, im so tired of your gossipmongering, film a reality show about it, be my friend or leave me alone.


  • Nairba Sirrah

    Jul 9 2009 8:08 PM

    and as for why she's in my top-4...one day recently we had an awesome bonding moment when we jointly realized you are Donald Sutherland and Bud Cort and Edgar Allan Poe all in one guy.
  • STEVE BALDERSON

    Jul 9 2009 8:08 PM


  • Nairba Sirrah

    Jul 9 2009 8:03 PM

    Ah...the ugly side of Chris Manley posted below for all to see.....I suppose I can understand you thinking that....nevertheless not true...I know better than to think an old gay man would have a chance with a 21-year old girl...as for you, there was always getting a job and not being drunk, you know : )
  • Chris Manley

    Jul 9 2009 5:57 PM

    The evidence is here my girlfriend is in your top 4 and your in my top 8 but where am I on your list, friend. 
  • Chris Manley

    Jul 9 2009 5:55 PM

    My savior.  The man who befriends assholes like myself to pick up girls on the rebound, because he cant get women himself because he's meant to be gay.  I've had "friends" like you before.
  • Junk Poet

    Jul 4 2009 12:45 AM

    Come see us next Saturday (July 11th) at CROSSTOWN STATION in KCMO w/ RED LINE CHEMISTRY & ONE DEGREE DIFFERENCE!!
  • [Shirley Mona]

    Jun 30 2009 12:00 AM

    haha. You're no what I was referring to. And I would hope I wouldn't be Leather and Sweat. That sounds a little gross.
    The real thing is magnolia trees... Mississippi state flowers...
  • Emily Tummons

    Jun 24 2009 2:54 AM

    thanks so much for coming to the blayney's show. hope you enjoyed it!
  • Betsy betsy barratt

    Jun 22 2009 4:02 PM

    ...crazy somethin...;)
  • Stephanie

    Jun 22 2009 6:31 AM

    haha. james franco...and you'll hear the term "beat fashion" being thrown around soon...

    i suppose i am ready.
  • Stephanie

    Jun 21 2009 3:55 AM

    how do you feel about 'howl' the movie
  • : THE FUTUREPROOF CUDDL… Online Now!

    Jun 17 2009 5:38 PM

  • KCRaverKansas City Raver

    Jun 16 2009 10:00 PM


  • FaberFaber Optimé Online Now!

    Jun 15 2009 7:55 AM

    Hey there,

    Here's one from left field...

    Ever wondered what to do in the event of a nuclear threat?

    A while ago I found stuff that inspired me to make this film:

    Living Under the Shadow of the Nuclear Umbrella

    Both artistic (ensure you get the background music!) and educational, it primarily comprises official British government civil defence advice.

    Though source materials are quite aged, much remains relevant today.

    I encourage all to visit the YouTube page to learn more (Show support! Rate! Comment!) and responsibly circulate as widely as possible, here:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaIim3Rj7L4

    Help to raise awareness.

    Say have you checked out my web site recently?

    Take care and keep in touch.

    Best,
    Faber.

    "Just a guy trying to make the world a better place."

  • eirrac

    Jun 11 2009 8:36 PM

    kinda makes you wanna do music videos...


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  • NUTHATCH-47

    Jun 8 2009 6:57 PM

  • STEVE BALDERSON

    Jun 5 2009 7:39 PM


    WOMEN! IN PRISON!

    Watch exclusive video blogs, check out the bra of the month, and see the first images from the set: www.STUCKnoir.com

  • Dr.Joseph Suglia(The Gr…Joseph Suglia

    Jun 5 2009 5:45 PM

    My friend,

    I listened to Captain Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica for the first time while under the knife.  It is not so much a revolutionary album as it is a revolution in sound.  It made me think of you.  Do you know this glorious album?

    All my best wishes,

    Joseph
  • Kelly Farrar (Apple Jax…

    Jun 4 2009 8:12 PM

    Yeah I had to pick my friend up from work, or I would have stayed. I wanted to.