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[That Bitch You Love 2 Hate] You couldn't stop me & Kryptonite couldnt gimmi jetlag, So Silly hoes you knows, u don't put a crimp in my swag... Pimpin In my blood, dont mean 2 brag...I'ma 4course meal, and You just the doggie bag. Ahh Ha Ha I <3 Me!

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  • Sammy B.

  • 100 / Female
  • Local Celebrity, US
  • Last Login: 11/30/2009

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  • General

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    Photobucket Photobucket Born and Raised in Asheville, NC.
    Graduated in 2003 from North Henderson High School.

    Where do I really start? I consider myself to be a jack of all trades. I love drawing, painting, sculpting, photography (I have an AMAZING Nikon D80), web design, animation, and everything else.

    I write poetry/novels.

    I LOVE Power tools!

    I am an avid collector of comic books. My favorites are Storm (not the X-men series, but the ones entirely about her life before coming into X-men), Sky doll, Lady Death, Dawn, Danger girls etc. For the most part I draw pin-ups, so the female comic book hero’s are always my favorites.

    I have ADHD. I can’t sit still more than 30 minutes without picking at notebooks or tapping pencils, and I have random outbursts of giggles throughout life. (I think I am hilarious).

    I do body painting, and I am learning out to do tattoos. I have a huge tattoo of my daughters name in graffiti on my forearm (Nakaylah), and she went with me to get it and picked out the colors. So it looks like I ran into a pack of explosive sharpie markers.

    I have a cell phone, but I never ever answer phone calls. If you are dying and need my assistance (Or a little humor, because I have no interest in the medical field) text me, its the only way to get a hold of me!

    I am a Mommy. My daughter just turned five and was afraid to go to kindergarten, so she made me promise I would go to school when she started...So here I am. She is my life. She act’s just like me, and we get along great. She is a ball of meanness and sarcasm, but insanely smart for her age.

    We have a Great Pyrenees puppy (who is about 80 lbs), and we got her a shock collar because she wouldn’t stop barking. (She barks at lightning bugs, the wind, passing cars-everything.) So my daughter realizes that it only shocks the dog when it feels vibrations, so she rubbed it on the wall in circles building up electricity and as soon as my aunt walked around the corner...ZAPP...my kid popped the prongs of the collar into my aunt’s unsuspecting arm and sparks flew. Led to quite a few curse words and sporadic movements, it was absolutely hilarious. So when I say she is just like me, I really mean every word.

    She pulls mean pranks all the time, like telling me she made me a glass of kool-aid and as soon as I take a sip I realize it is pure vinegar with red food coloring, and then find restraints so I don’t clobber her...She Insists she is stronger than me and every time we take a walk poses like Hulk Hogan and says “FEEEL MY MUSCLESSSS”

    In free time I go to the park with her, usually with mass amounts side walk chalk, or play with her little plastic puppies. She breaks their legs so she can be a doctor, “fixes them”, and she takes them to the sink and gives each dog a bath with soap or TOOTHPASTE or whatever she can find each night before bed. (No, she isn’t sadistic; she just loves to help people, haha!)

    We both hate going to sleep, and we cant stand eating breakfast.

    We have played video games all summer. Favorites are Spyro, Lego Starwars, Indian Jones, and anything Zelda. (SHE is obsessed with Darth Vader and R2-D2. She has a full clone trooper outfit, helmet with sounds, and light sabers that we fight each other with.)

    I Love Her Dad more than a fat kid loves cake! I will always be his Bonnie.

    We are the biggest nerds you will ever meet. To prove that-I will leave you all with the fact that I have four level 80 characters on World of Warcraft, and she has two level 80’s. Yes I really got her her own account...BUT only so I could get the Zhevra mount, and now she is a WOW addict too.)

  • Heroes

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About me:

I am that DAMN white girl.
I am poetry, diversity, and passion...
I am a illustration from your favorite comic book, A super girl who's packin'...
I am dreams, inspirations, and drug induced hallucinations,
I am a mom
I am creativity.
I am artwork,
The paint spewing from the tip of an airbrush...
And the ink dragging across the paper from a well of knowledge.
I am a tattoo, beautiful and permanent.
I am the colors, hues, and shades of Life.
I am Irreplaceable, incomparable, and unstoppable...
I am the sunlight as the first ray touches the horizon,
And the darkness that creeps into the night.
Im that cute ass kid in the projects, poppin' bubble gum, playing hopscotch,
And the classy, high maintenance woman getting a french manicure at the private boutique.
I am social graffiti, not afraid to vandalize your soul.
I am Sammy Pimpin.....

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This is my second myspace page. The original one has 2000 friends, and its hard to see what my real friends are doing when 80 rappers are uploading photos and posting bulletins.
This page is going to be my more personal side, while the other is my artwork/photography. I hope you all enjoy it--Sorry I have been ignoring the ones of you that count :)

Who I'd like to meet:

ALLLL these hoes!! LOL. One day we gone host a party, and all get 2gether and get buck wild. LOL ..
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