Napkin Man
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"Live simply, love generally, care deeply, speak kindly."
Male
23 years old
Keizer, Oregon
United States
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Last Login: 2/9/2010
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My woman, she is the light in my sky.
And Maddox, his smile will melt your heart.
Making people laugh.
Sleeping.
Discussing random and pointless ideas and thoughts.
Letting my mind wander.
Learning about interesting things.
Showing my penis to the elderly.
Performing random acts of debauchery.
Talking about religion.
Swallowing razor blades.
Drinking heavy amounts of rubbing alcohol and yelling at the neighbor children about my rock hard abs and butter.
Conversing with interesting and non violent crazy people.
Masturbating.
You know, family friendly, all american fun.
Films.
Music, of course.
Zombies, vampires, shit like that.
Frankenstein is my favorite story.
Because he's not evil, just misunderstood.
LOVE.
In every form.
Hot, freaky sex.
Reading a good book.
Comic books too.
Video games.
Megaman rocks out.
With his cock out.
And I enjoy baking.
Though I rarely bake.
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Myspace has deleted my playlist. Beuase of some legal mumbo jumbo. Point is, fuck Tom up his ass with a fist full of hate. | | Movies | YES.
| | Television | I don't watch alot of tv. But I do have some shows I'm rather fond of.
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After, by Francine Prose.
A child called it, by Dave Pelzer.
A dirty job, by Christopher Moore.
Batman: The dark night returns.
Batman: The dark night strikes again.
Batman: Year one. (Graphic novels.) All by Frank Miller. (Perhaps the best Batman stories ever written. Miller gave Bats his balls back.)
Batman: The killing joke. (Graphic novel), by Alan Moore.
Blood sucking fiends, by Christopher Moore.
Calvin and Hobbes.
Choke, by Chuck Palahniuk.
Dry, by Agusten Burroughs.
Fables series (Graphic novels) by Bill Willingham.
Fluke. Or, I know why the winged whale sings, by Christopher Moore.
Hellsing series. (Manga)
Island of the sequined love nun, by Christopher Moore. ( I know, I have him listed more than once here, the man's good, folks.)
JTHM director's cut collection (Graphic novel, pic above.) by Jhonen Vasquez.
Lamb, by Christopher Moore
Life of Pi, by Yann Martel
Preacher series (Graphic novel), By Garth Ennis.
Rant, by Chuck Palahniuk.
Running with Scissors, by Augusten Burroughs.
Sin City series (Graphic novel), by Frank Miller.
Snuff, by Chuck Palahniuk.
Speak, by Laurie Halse Anderson.
Stoner and Spaz, by Ron Koertge.
Stranger than fiction, by Chuck Palahniuk.
The Crow (Graphic novel), by James O'Barr.
The Grave, by James Heneghan.
The Maxx collection (Graphic novel), by Sam Keith.
The stupidest angel, by Christopher Moore.
Watchmen. (Graphic novel, amazing and ground breaking for it's time.), by Alan Moore.
World war Z, by Max Brooks.
You suck, by Christopher Moore.
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"Self improvement is masturbation."
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Napkin Man's Details
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| Status: | Engaged | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Hometown: | What you do is ugly boy. | | Zodiac Sign: | Taurus | | Children: | Proud parent | | Occupation: | Care giver |
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About me:
Not much to say, I'm a person. I share my life with a beautiful woman and an amazing child. We'll be married soon, her and I. And I can't wait. She is an incredible person, and I'm pretty lucky to find someone that can put up with my bullshit as much as as she does. And Maddox, he's an amazing boy, and he's got my heart. I want to live a simple life, a good life. I want to share the world with the people in my life that matter, I want my family to grow. I want children and a house and a dog. I want cold beers on hot summer days, I want hot co-co and hotter sex in the winter. I'm an easy going guy, and I try not to let small things bother me. My family, my future wife and Step son, they are more important to me than anything. They deserve the world.
I really like films, and music as long as it's not horrible. I named my penis the Captain. I'm a Taurus, and I'm here to party. And that's what the tattoo on my stomach says. I ramble too damn much.
To sum things up, I'm just a sinner, looking for his salvation. Also, I sell coke to children.
But enough about me, tell me about you.
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Who I'd like to meet:
You. But only if one of us is nude.
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