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Napoleon P. Oodle

		HEY PUNK! YOU GOT ANY BACON?!?! Male 20 years old Rochester, NEW YORK United States Last Login: 4/4/2009

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Napoleon P. Oodle's Interests

General	Bacon, world domination, barking, sleeping with my furry ass on your pillow, prancing, riding around in my van, pondering of ways to attain opposable thumbs, lamenting the worst nap ever ... the one at the evil vet's when i woke up without my nuts.
Music	The Clash, Magma, Pogues, Modest Mouse, Bob Dylan, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Twin A, The Misfits, The Rolling Stones, Gogol Bordello, The Cure. for starters, of course.
Movies	Harry Potter, Zoolander, a double feature of Volcano and The Day After Tomorrow, Monkeybone, Pecker, Dunstin Checks In, and that old vhs of the Yule Log.
Television	whatever's on Animal Planet, Paula Deen's Home Cooking, Angry Beavers & Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Books	Unfortunately, i have not read any books, because I DON'T HAVE THUMBS!
Heroes	gene simmons, hugh heffner, kid rock, madonna, brak, white jumpsuit elvis.
Groups:	The Record Archive, POODLES! Best Dogs on earth!, The Online Dog Show of Myspace, POODLELAND- Land of the Poodle Divas View All Napoleon P. Oodle's Groups

Napoleon P. Oodle's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:	Bi
Hometown:	Henrietta
Body type:	2' 1" / Some extra baggage
Zodiac Sign:	Leo
Smoke / Drink:	No / No
Children:	Love kids, but not for me
Occupation:	Sniffer, Bacon lover, leg humper
Income:	$250,000 and Higher

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About me:
well, i'm about six years old, i enjoy long walks in the park, fine dining and peeing on your fancy shrubs.
i live with some crazy humans...
like most dogs i spent most of my time sleeping and barking.
my life is an eternal quest for bacon.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Oscar Mayer, Paris Hilton, Lassie (that purebred bitch is fine. i would do her), Keith Richards, Francis Bacon (the satirical, horrifying, and hallucinatory painter, not the Renaissance author, courtier, and father of inductive reasoning)

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Poodle Diva V	Oct 9 2008 11:08 PM Hello Poodle loving friend! How are you? What's up? Please stop by Poodle Land and have some fun:) Toodles, Valarie and Poodles :) http://groups. myspace. com/POODLELAND
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♥ Princess Calliope ♥	May 29 2008 5:25 AM
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mustafio	Dec 28 2007 9:12 PM I should mention that I am fussy about public bathrooms and will always clean the seat and cover it with toilet paper or covers designed for this purpose. I have a large collection of classic rolls of the Blues Magoos, T Rex and The Raspberries; all first pressings and out of print. And even though it is disrespectful to eat after dark I do treat myself to dimming the lights and walking around the house with an empty bag of Frito's corn chips. This is a signal to neighbors that Mustafio is home and an invitation to join me.
mustafio	Dec 28 2007 9:09 PM I should mention that I am fussy about public bathrooms and will always clean the seat and cover it with toilet paper or covers designed for this purpose. I have a large collection of classic rolls of the Blues Magoos, T Rex and The Raspberries; all first pressings and out of print. And even though it is disrespectful to eat after dark I do treat myself to dimming the lights and walking around the house with an empty bag of Frito's corn chips. This is a signal to neighbors that Mustafio is home and an invitation to join me.
mustafio	Dec 3 2007 6:56 AM For many years, I ran the projector at the Vitascope Hall movie theater and one evening while I was threading the second reel, lightning struck the flagpole outside. A huge crash ensued, the impact of which practically threw my assistants over the balcony. As it happens, the film that was playing, Valley of the Gwangi, had Mustafio as a character, and the actor playing me affected a perfect pause after the crash before delivering the next line. The audience was both exhilarated and relieved. After, all of us sat around rollicking with laughter, forgetting about the rest of the movie, let alone the scene.
Alexandra ♥ Georgie	Oct 29 2007 1:38 PM Girly glitter comments from www.GirlyTags.com Let’s Play!!!!!! Girly glitter comments from www.GirlyTags.com
mustafio	Oct 27 2007 6:15 PM I played a small town judge in an Andy costume for $350 weekly when Carol Channing called me on the short side. She said, "Mustafio there's something you should know, but I can't tell you." I didn't go Charlie Cheerful but I agreed due to her insistence to try on the polka dot happy pants. Lyndon Johnson was teaching an introductory drum class after the Cold War and I was doing four shows a night and three on weekends. Carol elected to order banquet style and for dessert we had the soufflé and cordials. At the time Mustafio was a drill press operator and in desperate need of something sporty to wear.
mustafio	Oct 20 2007 9:08 PM Dinner was very nice. And perhaps despite the incessant wheezing I enjoyed listening to Jerry wax resplendent about being kicked out of military school because of the wooden stage he built on the edge of a fake cliff. We lunched to an unconscionable hour and then polled yay or nay on eating until breakfast. The decision was formidable because by meal's end Mustafio was stuffed worse than a barrister who had not yet taken full silk.
little .RACHEL. red	Oct 19 2007 9:03 PM
mustafio	Aug 9 2007 10:36 PM Whether it be a one dollar or a fifty dollar dinner, picnic or ox roast, Mustafio has tasted a variety of food. Insomuch as I could never depend on its quality, I usually have steak and potato in my room before dinner.
Mr Tanky & Duchess	Jul 17 2007 3:31 PM Stopped by to wish you a great week!
mustafio	Jul 3 2007 4:55 AM There was a pronounced incline leading into the street so there would be no argument as to when the sidewalk ended. There were plans for a gorgeous stucco fence, but realizing the expense, we opted for 4x4 posts and manila rope. I was visiting my dear Porcelina at her home. She is, and I say this without reservation, a delight to the senses and an emollient to the soul. Many little dinosaurs no bigger than Mustafio's hand wobbled toward the bus stop like a completist collection of wind up toys toddling the geological erosion. As usual I enjoyed greeting my friend Henry Block who was lying on the flat plateau but I was surprised to find him strangely disinterested in his toys. Normally he would shuffle wetly at his dinosaurs as this was an expression of his august taste. Porcelina had purchased an electric razor as a gift to the veterinarian and Mustafio was scheduled to share the commute to the medical center. I am aware of medical centers and I had asked the bus driver to wait until I had reached Porcelina's home, since we were not far. Unfortunately we were told that the doctor was spending the day across town at the symposium which represented a considerable drive. It was the section where sidewalks had yet to be constructed. And then, while still chuckling about that, we passed through the guard check point before being directed to the auditorium where the program was scheduled to begin. I approached the podium and explained that in Botswana, it is customary for a home to have a knee high fence. The height is not relevant despite how they look in the pictures. They are in fact no different than the fences surrounding most homes. Soon Porcelina located the veterinarian. She introduced herself to the gentleman and he thanked her cordially for the razor. "Great!" I said and we shook hands. The more the merrier.
Casanova and Madonnas Page	Jun 30 2007 9:54 PM
Prince	Jun 2 2007 6:11 PM
Prince	May 25 2007 3:42 PM
mustafio	May 22 2007 8:25 PM I played Ben Casey on "I'm almost finished, I'll put the stove back" but this was before sound and as such, Mustafio could not feign the required complacency on the radio. And I'm sure the feeling was mutual. Fistfights broke out on the set, and eventually I was ousted and replaced by Ben Gazarra.
Prince	May 21 2007 5:08 PM
Prince	May 12 2007 1:41 PM Remember to give you mom extra lovings Tomorrow! They soo deserve it for all they do for us ;) HUGS!
mustafio	May 11 2007 3:37 AM So it's a capital 'T' that's been hanging you up? Don't worry, it's only paint. And paint is easy to remove. If I was your mother and you were my daughter, you would be sleeping already. I wear these pajamas only on weekends. And you think that's healthy? People don't listen to their body until it's too late. I am not dramatic, I am merely being practical.
Poodle Diva V	May 8 2007 6:56 PM HAVE A POO-RIFIC DAY!
Prince	May 8 2007 11:25 AM
mustafio	May 6 2007 3:01 PM It's a fractured fallacy to engage in 'what have we here?'. 'Is' is what it is, only and evermore. Suck it in, rub out your eyes, and try to elicit some adaptability from your otherwise rigid & pitiful soul. If the only hearty thing on the menu is lamb pudding, say "Good! That's a tasty treat!" Quell the gag response and move forward. Better and more accessible nutrition will be obtained through the ingestion of the liquified 'bah-bah' than by ingesting the napkin, though that may seem momentarily preferable. Wise choices always make wise men.
Prince	May 6 2007 2:39 PM

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