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I don't know where to start. Err... first off i should say that (generally) I don't like Jazz - anything else goes. And i really do mean 'anything', unlike most of these pansies who SAY that, but turn their nose up at anything heavier than Fergil Sharkey...
First Music I Really Listened To And Enjoyed: Death Metal, Hardcore Thrash and Thrash.
Music I Then Subsequently Liked But Wasn't Allowed To Admit Until Years Later: Gangsta Rap, Hardcore Techno, 80s pop, 90s dance.
Generally I like the more extreme edges of music and avoid pop charts almost totally (that takes some doing). If i like it, whatever it is, then I'll listen to it.
MoviesIn no order: Shawshank Redemption, Chopper, The Green Mile, Ferris Buellers Day Off, The Rookie, Unforgiven, Bloodsport, Kickboxer, Team America, Judgement Night, Porn (hehehe), Gremlins 1 & 2, Lethal Weapon (all), True Lies, Brain Dead, Brain Damage, Glory, The Family Man, Con Air, Pulp Fiction, Snatch, Scum, I.D., Swordfish, Broken Arrow, Hard Rain, Last Samurai, Cerano de Bergerac, La Haine, Pale Rider, True Romance, Love Actually, Fido, The Last Boyscout, Bruce Almighty, Hitch, City Of God, more when I think of them....
BooksMy staple diet are books by Dean R. Koontz and Terry Pratchett. Also: James Herbert, Steven King, Mark Brandon 'Chopper' Read, Geoff Thompson, Clive Barker, err... me! I've recently discovered Andy McNabb and Chris Ryan - and they're excellent!
HeroesMy friends and family are all heroes to me in some way, as are my enemies... Ayrton Senna, Alex Zanardi, Igor Vovchanchin, Soke Masaaki Hatsumi, Anton Szandor La Vey, Guy Fawkes for his contribution to politics, The Cloverleaf:
- Jul 2, 2011 3:47 PM How To Tear Out A Mans Throat
- Jul 2, 2011 3:46 PM How To Make Me Want To Murder You Over The Telephone
- Jul 2, 2011 3:44 PM Road Kill
- Jul 2, 2011 3:43 PM Gay Pride March, Birmingham 2011
- Jul 2, 2011 3:41 PM Pirelli Angel ST Tyres On Track
Me? I'm possibly the most passionate lazy git who ever lived.
Happy to ride the fastset bikes in the world, I'll then take off my helmet and be so laid-back you can see the soles of my feet when I walk.
I have a few claims to fame, but the one which sticks with most is that I once had a turd like Frank Bruno's leg.
That said, I'm a true Warrior Poet. I've studied the most deadly martial arts (including Ninpo Budo Taijutsu, Muay Thai and Russian Systema) from the age of eight, and am also a published poet and writer. But I don't really like reading poetry.
I'm easting pasta right now - but probably not at the same time you're reading this - so don't assume that's all there is to me. I'd be a total carnivore if I had my choice, and am more than happy to try eating anything that used to have a face. This has involved live crickets and a kangaroo - but that was dead.
I smile too much but that's only because you're all miserable cunts who can't see the humour in every part of our lives.
Oh, and I blog and stuff, but not as much as I used to. Go and have a read unless you actually know me. And if you DO know me and resemble one of teh many Flying Monkeys sent to destroy me, please bear in mind that hundreds of thousands of people have seen and commented on my blog, so have a think about that before opening your big fat mouth to try and use it against me in one of my local village pubs.
In the butchered words of Mr Reed: "I haven't committed a crime since 2001 - and even then I didn't do it." Whatever I try and tell you.
I fancied Ali Keeley in Middle School and never told her.
I will probably change this when I realise I shouldn't have written bits like the last line.
- Status: Swinger
- Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
- Hometown: Birmingham, UK
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 5' 11" / Average
- Ethnicity: Other
- Zodiac Sign: Aries
- Children: Undecided
- Education: College graduate
- Occupation: Gorilla Toe Taster
Trinity High School and Sixth Form Centre
1990 to 1993
- Redditch, United Kingdom
- Graduated: 1993
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Professional
- Major: Pissing About
- Minor: Still Getting The Grades
Alvechurch CofE Middle School
1986 to 1990
- Birmingham, United Kingdom
- Graduated: 1990
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Ph.D.