About me:
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It's about time this got updated, if for no other reason than to see if anyone notices!
Me? I'm possibly the most passionate lazy git who ever lived.
Happy to ride the fastset bikes in the world, I'll then take off my helmet and be so laid-back you can see the soles of my feet when I walk.
I have a few claims to fame, but the one which sticks with most is that I once had a turd like Frank Bruno's leg.
That said, I'm a true Warrior Poet. I've studied the most deadly martial arts (including Ninpo Budo Taijutsu, Muay Thai and Russian Systema) from the age of eight, and am also a published poet and writer. But I don't really like reading poetry.
I'm easting pasta right now - but probably not at the same time you're reading this - so don't assume that's all there is to me. I'd be a total carnivore if I had my choice, and am more than happy to try eating anything that used to have a face. This has involved live crickets and a kangaroo - but that was dead.
I smile too much but that's only because you're all miserable cunts who can't see the humour in every part of our lives.
Oh, and I blog and stuff, but not as much as I used to. Go and have a read unless you actually know me. And if you DO know me and resemble one of teh many Flying Monkeys sent to destroy me, please bear in mind that hundreds of thousands of people have seen and commented on my blog, so have a think about that before opening your big fat mouth to try and use it against me in one of my local village pubs.
In the butchered words of Mr Reed: "I haven't committed a crime since 2001 - and even then I didn't do it." Whatever I try and tell you.
I fancied Ali Keeley in Middle School and never told her.
I will probably change this when I realise I shouldn't have written bits like the last line.
Comments
Nov 19 2009 11:05 PM
me back again hehehe comment or message me back,
hope yur well.
hugs and kisses from me,
xx jaz xx
Nov 7 2009 10:24 AM
Have a wonderful weekend.
PHOTOGRAPY by VITALY S ALEXIUS
Oct 21 2009 1:37 AM
showing my love yur way,
xx jaz xx
Oct 12 2009 7:56 PM
showing my love yur way,
xx jaz xx
Sep 23 2009 8:36 PM
Worry not, the photos will be seen and commented, one way or another.
Good pain is the best kind. Each pang reminds you of something nice you did. Kind of like muscle pain after crazy monkey sex.
Sep 23 2009 8:10 PM
I miss you and can't wait to check out the new pics, as soon as Tom takes pity on me and allows me to open your page.
Sep 11 2009 9:47 AM
photography by Hengki Koentjoro
Aug 30 2009 2:14 AM
Aug 29 2009 11:23 AM
It's the same here. Lack of proper writing inspiration, but the rest is fine.
Aug 28 2009 12:54 PM
*lurks around*
Why have you been so quiet lately?
Aug 27 2009 9:16 PM
showing my love as i do,
i hope all is well and yur great,
get back to me some time and show me some love.
feel free to mail me,
xx jaz xx
Aug 20 2009 10:27 PM
showing my love as i do,
i hope all is well and yur great,
get back to me some time and show me some love.
feel free to mail me,
xx jaz xx
Aug 20 2009 8:20 AM
*photography by unknown authors*
Aug 18 2009 11:46 AM
Aug 6 2009 6:58 PM
Aug 6 2009 6:49 PM
They hung most of them up on the tree while they beheaded the rest of the lot. Messy.
Aug 6 2009 6:40 PM
That is a place where they mass executed all of the leaders of a medieval rebellion.
Aug 6 2009 6:31 PM
Well, take a guess. *grins*
Aug 4 2009 4:03 PM
Artwork by Soad2K
Jul 24 2009 9:11 AM
Jul 20 2009 2:09 AM
just dropping by to show my love,
feel free to mail me,
xx jaz xx
Jul 10 2009 8:23 AM
Jul 4 2009 4:49 AM
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