Nate Osworth
Nate Osworth
Nate Osworth The only bear you ever knew.

Male
28 years old
Montana woods, Montana
United States



Last Login: 11/1/2009
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GeneralRobots, fishing, camping, antiques, humans, aliens, other bears, ninjas, sofas, sleeping, hats, videogames, pizza, french fries, guns, swords, motorcycles, ghosts, and climbing trees.
MusicI don't really listen to music, just the sounds of the woods around me...and my Fingathing CD.
MoviesThe Matrix trilogy, Fight Club, The Mask of Zorro, The Edge (though the ending sucked), Predator (though it should've been a bear), any Jackie Chan film, Mickey Blue Eyes, What Women Want, The One, Tremors, Men in Black, 300, Big Trouble in Little China.
TelevisionSeinfeld, Law and Order, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, The Daily Show, Drake and Josh, 3rd Rock From the Sun, Futurama. I could go on, but I won't.
BooksI Saw You in the Bathtub.
HeroesWill Smith, Jerry Seinfeld, Fred Fredburger, the Blair Witch, Mike Tyson, The Hulk, Mel Gibson.
Groups: UFO GROUPPhilosophy / Critical TheoryRock ClimbingAdd Me Group

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     Nate Osworth's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Montana woods
Body type:Some extra baggage
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Mail bear at office firm
Income:$45,000 to $60,000



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   Nate Osworth's Blurbs
About me:
I'm a bear. I like to go fishing and camping. I hate my job at the office, but I've got to earn money.
Who I'd like to meet:
Humans and bears. Raccoons too, I guess. And moose. Maybe some ducks. Definitely no skunks.



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Nate Osworth has 1008 friends.
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CRISS KARVER; Author of The Lunacy Machine

CRISS KARVER; Author of The Lunacy Machine



Dec 3 2009 7:52 PM

THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND OF CRISS KARVER AND THE LUNACY MACHINE. ALSO, WANTED TO WISH YOU A FABULOUS DARK AND TWISTED WEEK!!! HOPE THE HOLIDAYS ARE GOOD TO YOU!
IF YOU'RE UP TO SOME NEW TWISTED TALES IN RHYME, STOP BY AND CHECK OUT MY BLOG:
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=124955625

-TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK AND LOOK FOR THE LUNACY MACHINE TO HIT THE BOOK SHELVES SOON!

ALWAYS...CRISS KARVER

CRISS KARVER; Author of The Lunacy Machine

CRISS KARVER; Author of The Lunacy Machine



Nov 18 2009 8:21 PM

DROPPING BY TO SAY THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND OF CRISS KARVER AND THE LUNACY MACHINE. ALSO, WANTED TO WISH YOU A FABULOUS DARK AND TWISTED WEEK!!!

HERE IS A PREVIEW FOR THE UPCOMING STORY 'OUIJA' WHICH IS ONE OF MANY TWISTED RHYMES INSIDE THE NEW LUNACY MACHINE.

OUIJA

Is there someone there? Is there someone there?
Come talk to us tonight.
We’re asking for the dead to speak,
It’s only us . . .my wife and me.
Come tell us how you died.

The oracle moved about the board
A figure-eight reply.
The oracle started slowing down, then stopped . . . above the Y.

Tell us more, tell us more, what brought you here to me?
Tell us how you died tonight.
Tell us when you died tonight.
Tell us what brings you here tonight.
Keep spelling it for me.

The figure eight continues and around the board it moves.
It’s slowing down, it’s slowing down.
Come, spirit, talk to me right now,
Tell us tonight, because we want to know . .
Then the oracle stopped on the letter O.

You’re coming in so very clear,
Now tell us why you’re roaming here, on this dark and stormy night.
Speak to me, speak to me,
Travel through this board to me.
Tell us why you sleep tonight beneath your resting tomb.
Speak to me, speak to me, speak to me now.
Then the oracle stopped on the U.

Y-O-U, Y-O-U, this isn’t making sense.
You spelled out, YOU is this what you meant to do?
Then the oracle stopped on YES.

*COME BY AND VISIT ME AND PREVIEW SOME OTHER STORIES FROM THE LUNACY MACHINE, TWISTED TALES OF UNFORTUNATE TIMES 'R' in my blog section
SEE YA!!
-CRISS KARVER
mara

mara



Nov 3 2009 7:23 PM

I LOVE you!

S

S



Nov 3 2009 2:25 AM

Glad things are going good, Nate. Hope you're still terrorizing...well, everything.
andy

andrew thompson



Jul 7 2009 11:39 PM

i heard this too busy thing is just a cover up. Nate Osworth Died of unnatural causes in november of 2007, sombody has been impersonating him for over a year. Who you may ask? We do not know, but we intend to find out.
andy

andrew thompson



May 17 2009 4:24 AM

Wolf With attitude!!

Wolf With attitude!!



Mar 19 2009 11:42 PM

hope you have a good night,,
GOOD NIGHT Pictures, Images and Photos

Good Night Pictures, Images and Photos

hugs to ya
Wolf With attitude!!

Wolf With attitude!!



Mar 9 2009 11:59 AM

MONDAY Pictures, Images and Photos

WEEK Pictures, Images and Photos
GOOD DAY Pictures, Images and Photos
Dumb Ideas

Dumb Ideas



Jan 26 2009 9:58 PM

I like bear
Dawgs Pace

BigDawg Woof



Dec 19 2008 8:18 PM

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Dawgs Pace

BigDawg Woof



Nov 27 2008 6:37 AM

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Do I smell TURKEY????
Dumb Ideas

Dumb Ideas



Nov 1 2008 10:36 PM

Oh Nate, we hardly knew ye
shakalakalaka young

shakalakalaka young



Nov 1 2008 7:43 PM

i guess it's that time of year, huh?
this is gonna be the longest winter ever.
hurry back.
wear extra cologne.
grrrrrrr!!!!!!
Alessandra

Alessandra



Oct 31 2008 4:27 PM

BOO! :D











cranky biscuit

Maggie Walsh



Oct 30 2008 6:41 PM

cuddly!
Meg

Meghan Dvorak



Oct 30 2008 2:03 AM

That's a given
Meg

Meghan Dvorak



Oct 30 2008 12:02 AM

This made me think of you.

The Bear Movie
S

S



Oct 27 2008 10:43 AM

Oh Nate, yes that's so true,
and the bear that we all love is you.
Sir Davis

Sir Davis



Oct 25 2008 6:38 PM

I'm curious to hear your thoughts on this:
fr3aky fu$$y fe||a$

fr3aky fu$$y fe||a$



Oct 24 2008 2:55 PM

:)
S

S



Oct 1 2008 12:14 AM

Nate and Debbie gettin' it on,
Using Sheryl's kids to play ping pong.

That's all I got.
Freddie T. Squirrel

Freddie Squirrel



Sep 30 2008 8:47 PM

Freddie T. Squirrel Montage
Alessandra

Alessandra



Sep 23 2008 2:40 PM

NIGHTWATCHERS

NIGHTWATCHERS



Sep 18 2008 1:50 AM

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Would love for you to
join us in the Forum at:
The NightWatchers
See ya there!
Samantha

Sam osolin



Sep 16 2008 12:54 AM

you hibernating yet?
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