Robots, fishing, camping, antiques, humans, aliens, other bears, ninjas, sofas, sleeping, hats, videogames, pizza, french fries, guns, swords, motorcycles, ghosts, and climbing trees.
Music
I don't really listen to music, just the sounds of the woods around me...and my Fingathing CD.
Movies
The Matrix trilogy, Fight Club, The Mask of Zorro, The Edge (though the ending sucked), Predator (though it should've been a bear), any Jackie Chan film, Mickey Blue Eyes, What Women Want, The One, Tremors, Men in Black, 300, Big Trouble in Little China.
Television
Seinfeld, Law and Order, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, The Daily Show, Drake and Josh, 3rd Rock From the Sun, Futurama. I could go on, but I won't.
Books
I Saw You in the Bathtub.
Heroes
Will Smith, Jerry Seinfeld, Fred Fredburger, the Blair Witch, Mike Tyson, The Hulk, Mel Gibson.
THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND OF CRISS KARVER AND THE LUNACY MACHINE. ALSO, WANTED TO WISH YOU A FABULOUS DARK AND TWISTED WEEK!!! HOPE THE HOLIDAYS ARE GOOD TO YOU! IF YOU'RE UP TO SOME NEW TWISTED TALES IN RHYME, STOP BY AND CHECK OUT MY BLOG: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=124955625
-TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK AND LOOK FOR THE LUNACY MACHINE TO HIT THE BOOK SHELVES SOON!
DROPPING BY TO SAY THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND OF CRISS KARVER AND THE LUNACY MACHINE. ALSO, WANTED TO WISH YOU A FABULOUS DARK AND TWISTED WEEK!!!
HERE IS A PREVIEW FOR THE UPCOMING STORY 'OUIJA' WHICH IS ONE OF MANY TWISTED RHYMES INSIDE THE NEW LUNACY MACHINE.
OUIJA
Is there someone there? Is there someone there? Come talk to us tonight. We’re asking for the dead to speak, It’s only us . . .my wife and me. Come tell us how you died.
The oracle moved about the board A figure-eight reply. The oracle started slowing down, then stopped . . . above the Y.
Tell us more, tell us more, what brought you here to me? Tell us how you died tonight. Tell us when you died tonight. Tell us what brings you here tonight. Keep spelling it for me.
The figure eight continues and around the board it moves. It’s slowing down, it’s slowing down. Come, spirit, talk to me right now, Tell us tonight, because we want to know . . Then the oracle stopped on the letter O.
You’re coming in so very clear, Now tell us why you’re roaming here, on this dark and stormy night. Speak to me, speak to me, Travel through this board to me. Tell us why you sleep tonight beneath your resting tomb. Speak to me, speak to me, speak to me now. Then the oracle stopped on the U.
Y-O-U, Y-O-U, this isn’t making sense. You spelled out, YOU is this what you meant to do? Then the oracle stopped on YES.
*COME BY AND VISIT ME AND PREVIEW SOME OTHER STORIES FROM THE LUNACY MACHINE, TWISTED TALES OF UNFORTUNATE TIMES 'R' in my blog section SEE YA!! -CRISS KARVER
i heard this too busy thing is just a cover up. Nate Osworth Died of unnatural causes in november of 2007, sombody has been impersonating him for over a year. Who you may ask? We do not know, but we intend to find out.
