A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful .. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
Who I'd like to meet: I can't wait to get Svetlana over here to the U.S.
I also want to meet a whole bunch of people.
hey there. ok so i have really bad news and i dont know how this happened. lol. i lost ur number. my phone is gay. i went to call u today cuz i wanted to discuss something with u and my phone was like. blank blank blank we dont have that number. haha. so get a hold of me if u can before friday. really urgent.
I just wanted to let you know that I have the bestest brother-in-law that anyone could ever ask for. Thank you soooo much for watching my babies tonight. That was so sweet of you. By the way, come by the house tomorrow afternoon and I'll clip your toe nails for you.
hey there old friend. how have you been? how are classes going? im down to one class now since my other one is finished. hope all is well just stopped by to give you my love. <3
But short version. I got stopped for "running a stop sign" bull! but whatever then I didnt know that my insurance expired last month. bummer! then the "cop" said he smelled the "reefer" which he did not. Searched the vehicle. oh 3 cop cars fyi at this point...
me and my little brother with ice cream. hard core drug criminals.
in the end i was treated unfairly and got a ticket. Like i said. They can suck it. I hate SMPD they are nothing but a bunch of overweight assholes. They will be hearing from me. :) all in all it took over an hour. for them to find nothing 3 of them. our tax dollars Nathan they are being used so well.
i hope u get on for more than a few too. sorry ur classes are getting harder but im sure u passed ur test. >.< well as for granddad and me...not good. he passed away yesterday. and i havent been completely there.
things are alright. grandfather went to hospice today since he cant stay on hospital any longer. hope u catch up with school and pass ur classes. cant wait to be able to get u to 70 so we can go pvp together.
