CHORTLE BEST NEWCOMER 2008 NOMINEE****FUNNY WOMEN 2007 FINALIST********LAUGHING HORSE NEW ACT OF THE YEAR FINALIST 2008*********Im a stand-up comedian. If you’d like to book me for a gig that would be a good idea, I’m punctual and humourous. "..strikingly original...a talent for dry, off-the-wall wit... she certainly has huge potential." according to Chortle. (i havent cut out shit bits of the review here, by the way. i am simply creating an excitingly punchy tone for your reading pleasure) I am also a comedy writer for Magic Lantern Productions. Broadcast Magazine voted me one of the ’HotShot’ writers of 2007 and i was listed in the London Paper feature "Top 30 under 30 to watch in 2008".
TV Shows
I played Madge from Neighbours in a past-life regression on ITV. Apparently in a past life she was a farmer's wife in Ireland. I had to cry because it was during the famine and we didnt have any potatoes.
I had to act loads, as personally i don’t really care for potatoes.
Films
Here’s a little film i made for Current TV, it’s called I Hate To Date and is about why dying alone is actually quite nifty, really.
And this is another one: i called it How Not To Shop. It’s less about shopping than the joy of mindless anonymous violence, and my handy tips thereof.
Hey Nat, come see my new comedee 'Knightz of Bizarro' at Star of Bethnal Green next Mon, 14th. It's free and smells like poo. Would be great to see you. Hope ur well! xxj
Don't you just love pi? The number, that is. You can use it for just about anything - maths, baking cakes, basic keyhole surgery, and even as a paper-weight. By mass per square inch, it's a very heavy number.
,,. It looks like a mini Stone Henge! Look, you can make fences out of them:
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But hey now - don't be making "fences" around The After School Club, trying to keep it in a trap so you can sell it for scrap meat down the market!!!!!!
But enough of that - thanks for "giving us a Jimmy-Addition" on your friends invent-tory!
you are a friendly person. i like you. want to be my parent? stalker, j p.s. in all seriousness, it was sinceriously nice to meet you. I'm going to spoonful poison mon...you?
Hi Nat thanks for the add. Anna Keirle and I were discussing only yesterday how good you are... I'm glad I didn't have to google variations on your surname to find you.
I am somewhat disturbed you have yet to reveal any sort of confession. The 21st Century may have opened up some new evils, but this does not excuse your human nature.
Failure to confess has resulted in an automatic punishment:
5 Hail Marys, 4 Gyles Brandreths, a Gary Barlow and 4 Cliff Richards.