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Genre:
Musical / Political Humor / As Seen on TVFilms
Nate vs. the Ants, My Inner Jedi, Nightmare Zoo.Albums
Is this thing on?(comming soon), Crying Blood(ukelele album)Bio
Born and raised by lions in antarctica, i first learned how to walk at the age of twelve. However that was also when i attended my first debate for senate(me, not actually being involved). The republican was screaming" I love money! I hate homo's! Vote for me!" The came the democrat with his vicious rebutle(although very hard to top the republican)" Save the trees! Kill the unborn! Vote for me!" That's when i decided to leave my heard and travel to the united states to become a comedian, because even a barbaic brain raised by lions could heckle these moronic nitwits.What Nate Means N is for Naughty
A is for Adorable
T is for Talented
E is for ExtremeInfluences
George Carlin, Steve Martin, Harland Williams, General George S. Patton, Richard Pryor, Mitch Hedberg, Brian Regan,Jerry Seinfeld, Heywood Banks, and Larry David.
Latest Blog Entries
- Nov 6, 2007 4:22 PM Stand-up is hard!!!!!!
- Sep 1, 2007 6:10 AM It’s official, Halloween needs less Zombie’s
- Aug 21, 2007 5:21 PM All blog and no play makes me fucking Crazy.
- Apr 9, 2007 3:37 AM Now Playing: DOA
- Jan 27, 2007 4:47 PM What now?
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About me:
.. ..Who I'd like to meet:
Jesus(I have Questions), Trey Parker, Stephan Colbert, Jim Carrey, Tim Burton, Johhny Depp, Will Ferrel, Peter Boyle(in heaven...R.I.P PETE), Yoda(I have Questions), Larry David, Larry Charles, Harland Williams, and Lewis Black.Details
- Status: Married
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Clarksville
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 8' 9" / More to love!
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Taoist
- Zodiac Sign: Libra
- Children: Someday
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: High school
- Occupation: FUCKPIE SALESMAN
- Income: $250,000 and Higher
Interests
General
Movies and music mostly, other than that i just think i'm a huge horndog lookin for a nice leg to hump.What You Really Think Of Your Friends Steve is your soulmate. You truly love Teeje. You consider Me your true friend. You know that Sam is always thinking of you. You'll remember Stacy for the rest of your life. You secretly think Travis is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times. You secretly think that Lucas is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker. You secretly think that Carrie is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Carrie changes lovers faster than underwear. You secretly think Stacy is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Stacy has a hidden internet romance. Music
ACDC, Tenacious D, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Heywood Banks, Weird Al Yankovic, Queen, System of a Down, They Might Be Giants, Four Angry Triads, CCR, Johnny Cash, The Beatles, Marty Casey& Loverhammers, and Rock Master General.Times New Roman, Times, serif';color:inherit;">Your Musical Tastes Match: Nicole Kidman 
See her whole playlist here (iTunes required)Movies
BORATTimes New Roman, Times, serif';color:inherit;">The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick You do things your own way - and it's made for colorful times.
Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness!
Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon DynamiteTimes New Roman, Times, serif';color:inherit;">Your Famous Last Words Will Be: "So, you're a cannibal."
Television
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, My Name is Earl, The Colbert Report, South Park, The Critic, Da Ali G Show, Everybody loves Raymond, and Titus.Times New Roman, Times, serif';color:inherit;">You Are Barney You could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem."Times New Roman, Times, serif';color:inherit;">You Are Rowlf the Dog Mellow and serious, you enjoy time alone cultivating your talents.
You're a cool dog, and you always present a relaxed vibe.
A talented pianist, you can play almost anything - especially songs by Beethoven.
"My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both."Books
Something Wicked This Way Comes, When Will Jesus Bring the Porkchops?, Insomnia, and How to Eat Fried Worms.You Should Be a Science Fiction Writer Your ideas are very strange, and people often wonder what planet you're from.
And while you may have some problems being "normal," you'll have no problems writing sci-fi.
Whether it's epic films, important novels, or vivid comics...
Your own little universe could leave an important mark on the world!Heroes
Stacy Fazzio, Johhny Cash, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Lewis Black, Mitch Hedberg, Stephan Colbert, and a tie between Bat-man and Spider-Man.You Are Spider-Man Quick and agile, you have killer instincts (literally).
And that kind of makes up for the whole creepy spider thing.
Schools
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Clinton-Massie High School
- Clarksville,Ohio
- Graduated: 2004
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
1991 to 2004