As you can imagine, I am an advocate for Neanderthals, and other types of cavemen/cavewomen. I was a mascot for NeanderTech.com for YEARS before Geico ever started picking on people like me. And let me tell you, it is horrible what they're saying about us. Way to go to all you cavemen who are standing up to the company in those commercials. They should be ashamed. Really, with any other group it's called discrimination. With us, it's humor. I don't understand. I'm not stupid. I'm a college graduate, darn it.
Music
I LOOOOOVE world or tribal music. Basically, anything with drums is great to me.
Movies
Encino Man, Clan of the Cave Bear, The Quest for Fire, One Million Years B.C. (I think Raquel Welch is really hot in that, but don't tell my wife, Kona). Walking with Cavemen - this film is very realistic and again, some really hot chicks. um.... ok.
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Until recently I was a regular caveman, hunting mammoths, building fires, making cave drawings, and spending time with my clan. Then I was contacted by this wonderful company, NeanderTech.com. They asked if I wanted to be their mascot. I thought about it for a long time. I finally decided to take it because the pay was so good. (I still can't believe it, I get 50 clamshells a month! And free web hosting for my underground cave men website, of course). All we've got to do is "act naturally". I even got a part in a movie with my cousin, Urg. We had a lot of fun making that, but don't let it fool you! Urg would never use that old "Ancient Online". He's actually pretty smart. He started his own school, you know, Urg's School of Fire, Stone Tools, and the wheel. I graduated in about 10,000 B.C. That's where I met my lovely wife, Kona. I'll have pictures of her and our family up on here soon. Hey, the Internet's a scarey place sometimes, more than the dinosaur and mammoth-infested land I grew up in.
Who I'd like to meet: Fred Flintstone. The cavemen from "Night at the Museum" - That would be so cool! :) I'm also looking for other cavemen/women. I know there's a few of us left out there.
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