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near miss mallet
Alternative / Pop / Rock



Bakersfield, California
United States

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Member Since8/14/2005
Band Websitegeocities.com/nearmissmallet
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Jul 11 2008 6:30P
Dagny’s Coffee Co. Bakersfield, California

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near miss sepia Bakersfield, Calif.-based rock act Near Miss Mallet won't kick out the jams. It won't force you to shake your moneymaker. Or fight for anyone's right to party. Which is good, because, hey, haven't we heard enough mindless rump-shaker anthems already? Isn't life a bit deeper than that? "I've got some joy, so run for cover." -- from "Might As Well" Instead, consider this female-fronted band of thought-rock maestri more as the musical accompaniment to a day spent ditching work. A self-realized memo to self. Coffeehouse philosophy. Driving down the freeway, sticking your arm out into the wind like an airplane wing. Every break-up letter left on boyfriends' dirty windshields. Wiggling toes first thing Sunday morning. Bittersweet goodbyes. Crispy-wicked puddles of spent candles. A lullaby for the hipster class. In short, the soundtrack to living -- from moments of melancholy sadness to each giggly victory, all sung with a honeyed voice that slides from driven croon to creamy coo. "I don't believe in gravity/But I can pull the moon." -- from "Falling" Not that Near Miss Mallet tries to be so ambitious. The band's songs began as nothing more than scribbles in Melissa Wiggins' little black notebook, backed up by simple strums on her acoustic guitar. She wrote her tunes while hiding from the world, behind a closed door, on the bathroom floor in the apartment she shares with husband Brock Wiggins and her young son, Phoenix. "I don't know, that's just one of the few places I can be by myself," Melissa says, laughing. Strange how the echoey smallness of linoleum and bare walls has managed to produce such delicately heartfelt tunes. Fellow local musicians have come and gone, leaving artifacts on demo recordings, helping turn Melissa's tiny treasures into full gems. But there's one constant in the mix: Brock's electric guitar spinning emotive webs, while his buttery backing vocals wrap a warm blanket around Melissa's melodies. (Trivia note: Brock's mother is former '70s country princess Susan Raye; his father, a drummer, once backed Bakersfield country star Buck Owens.) Guitar strings and heartstrings. Sunday jams and short-notice gigs. A life lived wide open and a pen poised on paper. That's Near Miss Mallet. The end result is a batch of songs that could be a sweet whisper of the Next Big Thing -- if modern rock radio ever craved something more complex than a shaking booty. "Finally I can show you everything/And everything will show you who I am/Careful not to tear my heart open." -- "Fifteenth Floor Serenade"
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Jun 5 2008 10:51 PM

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Jun 3 2008 10:48 PM

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Jun 1 2008 11:35 AM

Oh, it was a pleasure to meet you all! You guys are really talented and listening to your music makes me picture a beautiful countryside--so relaxing.
I look forward to seeing you all again in the future =]
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May 15 2008 2:33 PM



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May 10 2008 12:10 PM

I meant to tell you this before but I forgot...a few of weeks ago I was hanging out with my niece (who is 3) driving somewhere, listening to your cd, and she says, "Its Hannah Montana!" So I said "No baby, its my friend Melissa," and she said "No its Hannah Montana!" So I gave up, but I think that means she liked it! :)
Cindy





May 7 2008 11:09 PM

My mother-in-law LOVES your CD — purchased at Relay for Life. I can picture her now, groovin' to "Leaving" in her westside condo.
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May 4 2008 10:51 PM

Loved the show at Relay....and I love your 1st cd! I don't know if I am gonna share it with Arlene after all....can't wait for the 2nd :)
The Gate





May 3 2008 12:02 PM

Sounded great last night if I do say so myself.
The Gate





May 2 2008 9:55 AM

LOOKING FORWARD TO TONIGHT!!

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ShineDog





Apr 22 2008 3:24 PM

That sounds totally sweet. I'll let sandrinis know.
James D.





Mar 30 2008 5:00 PM

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Mar 19 2008 11:21 PM

Hi again,

No worries about Mimi's...one of these days we'll do it. Knott's Scary Farm in October would be awesome! Then we can have Chicken Dinner ;-)

Maybe we can do Dagny's instead?
B2 Studio





Mar 13 2008 3:41 PM

Awwww...

Hey wanna do Mimi's on Sunday eve?
B2 Studio





Mar 10 2008 3:22 PM

YESSSSS--back in the studio for a new album! Can't wait. We may even have a few more tech toys by then...;-)
the inversions





Mar 4 2008 12:17 PM

awesome songs friends. great work.
Julia





Mar 1 2008 10:36 PM

Great show last night! You ended with a great song!
B2 Studio





Jan 13 2008 4:11 PM

We had fun at Fishlips the other night--good show U guys! Need to do another Mimi's or Zingo's soon...
ReeVies





Jan 10 2008 4:09 PM

I can't wait to see you guys tonight! I'm so excited to finally see you play live :)
ShineDog





Jan 8 2008 11:11 AM

Yous gonna sound beyouteefull! Eyes just nose it.
Julia





Dec 29 2007 11:34 PM

Looking forward to your show at Fishlips!!!
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Dec 27 2007 12:49 PM


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Dec 24 2007 12:55 AM

Hey Melissa and Brock...we thought of you at the CALM light display, wish you were there. Oh well, next year? Have a Merry Christmas and we'll do Mimi's again soon...

Sharon
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Dec 21 2007 2:24 PM


Merry Christmas from Aaron's DJ Services!



Have a Happy Holidays & a wonderful 2008, near miss mallet!
Soulajar





Dec 5 2007 1:24 PM

Hey guys,

Hope you can make it out, it'll be a fun acoustic set.

~Soulajar

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Nov 4 2007 6:58 PM

sorry about interrupting your practice today! I needed the information though. thanks.
kelly
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Oct 3 2007 8:19 AM

It was a treat playing a show with you! We must do it more often!!

xoxo
James D.





Sep 30 2007 6:57 PM

looking forward to having Near Miss Mallet at this year's Morro Bay Harbor Festival... going to be lots fun! see you soon,
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Sep 25 2007 4:15 PM

Yes we do...Mimi's awaits...
Or Zingos
Or Dagny's
or....????
The Dalloways





Sep 3 2007 6:49 PM

See ya on the 29th for the rock fest!

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Keely





Aug 30 2007 12:28 PM

Aw. You guys rock. :)
SOOO cheesy. Even at 31.
Jordan





Aug 20 2007 6:02 PM

Dig it! Dig it! Dig it!
Soulajar





Jul 24 2007 2:45 PM

Thanks guys! We're looking forward to the show.
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Jul 19 2007 10:40 AM

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