are you kidding?! i had TUUUUNNNZZZ of fuuuunnnzzzz! i am SO happy we got to celebrate together! let's do it for YOUR 30! i'll be FOURTY FOUR! HahHAHahaHA i betcha i'll still be raving though...
Who do you think you are, stealing my glory? Why do you have to have a birthday THE DAY before I turn 16? I think I deserve some stickers to compensate.
Oh, Fishey fish fishercakes. You're growing up so quick! Now you're taking over Europe, the continental divide, and our hearts. And my door. You are also a door though. A door to a place where puppies run free and Christian Slater is still an A-lister.