her majesty
"force cuddle"

Female
30 years old
Los Angeles,
Afghanistan



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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    her majesty's Interests
Generalholding court. feasting. secret lovers. garden labyrinths. knighting people. beheadings. burning heretics. exiling miscreants. "punishing" ruffians. torturing the treasonous. palaces. castles. manors. croquet with duchesses. conservatories. feeding doves. minuets. minstrels. bards. my chancellor. my private jester. brawny stableboys. my mares and steeds. the moat. petting my animals. considering my subjects. being entertained. luxury and useless things. storytellers. silks. turkish delights. jewels. crowns. ladies in waiting fastened in their chastity belts. chivalry and curtseys. turning mortal men into stone.
Music tuxedomoon. chameleons. isolee. sleep. colleen. p.i.l. audience. erik satie. brigitte fontaine et areski. swans. morrissey. autechre. can. cabaret voltaire. vss. bach. duster. neu. angels of light. django reinhardt. amber asylum. will oldham. shudder to think. rites of spring. pre-glam bolan. devendra. d.a.f. tangerine dream. king crimson. Image hosted by Photobucket.com
Moviespier paolo pasolini. neil jordan. satyajit ray. federico fellini. roberto rossellini. almodovar. ingmar bergman. vittorio de sica. john cassavettes. dario argento. jan svankmajer. jacques demy. brothers quay. francois truffaut. peter jackson. luchino visconti. jean pierre jeunet. david lynch. john boorman. jean luc godard. Image hosted by Photobucket.com
Televisionshelley duvall's "faerie tale theatre" was the best thing on television. my favorite episodes were "the nightingale" starring mick jagger, and "pinocchio," starring paul reubens. klaus kinski's "beast" was on the level of epic rivaling bela lugosi. but who can forget billy crystal and fred willard in "the three little pigs?" dammit, all 26 episodes are brilliant. shelley duvall is a doe eyed genius. only she could accurately select the witches of my nightmares to be portrayed by joan collins and anjelica huston. she should have married and had a million creative babies with jim henson. which reminds me: jim henson's storyteller series was the second best thing on television. "the stone soup" episode being my favorite, and one that cg and i often reference in social situations.
Bookschaucer. james joyce. tolkien. goethe. lewis carroll. ts eliot. charlotte and emily bronte. virginia woolf. emily dickinson. italo calvino. edgar alan poe. james baldwin. jane austen. john gower. giovanni boccaccio. shakespeare. oscar wilde. flannery o'connor. niccolo machiavelli. em forster. tennyson. http://www.librarything.com/catalog/hermajesty Image hosted by Photobucket.com Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
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Groups: ArcheryGOBLINShakespeareIndie ComicsDUNEOld NarniansfolklandThe Emily Dickinson Society

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     her majesty's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Serious Relationships
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Palace of Seriousness
Religion:Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Children:Someday
Occupation:The Queen

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jessica beard





Jul 2 2008 11:08 AM

ah, the fourth of july denim diaper from days of yore (2005)!
SMB





Jun 30 2008 1:31 PM

Brooketh, Queen of Scots





Jun 29 2008 8:45 AM

Dude, I scoured the internet for pictures of Hugh as Chopin but I gave up after seeing his mugshot for the tenth time. I had so much fun last night! What the eff was up with those chips? Please blog about it.
[Jaclyn]





Jun 28 2008 2:50 AM

"It's not the tragedies that kill us, it's the messes."
Dorothy Parker (1893-1967)

( thank you for your heart.. there is no manner in which anyone knows how to confront such news... so lets just loosen our clutch and let go of its proverbial arm..and watch it blend in with the past.... )

x
:erikitty~





Jun 24 2008 10:05 PM

Lets do something.
:D
Massari





Jun 21 2008 12:32 AM

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Massari





Jun 18 2008 3:50 PM

[Jaclyn]





Jun 8 2008 11:42 PM

and once again, i missed seeing you.. next time you are in town.. please come hermatize with me... and we can plot and scheme like old times

x
Adrienne Scissorhands





Jun 4 2008 1:25 PM

you are an amazing cook and hostess! Thank you again for last weekend! I can't wait to see you guys this weekend!
:erikitty~





Jun 3 2008 9:13 PM

Awwwww, I think I left mine there sweets. Good excuse to visit ;)
AIM me lil lady!
Massari





Jun 2 2008 6:21 PM

Sorry for the blank space b4. Dude I got so much good news! Plus everything is good for this weekend.
:erikitty~





Jun 1 2008 9:38 PM

Thank you so much for having Adrienne and I over for Dinner :) You are a fabulous Hostess!
Good times! See you soon?
xx:e
Golden





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SMB





May 10 2008 1:41 AM

☭COMRADE STALLEN☭





May 2 2008 10:40 AM

Have all the jews in your neighborhood stabbed you with their horns, and stolen your money yet?
Maly





May 1 2008 6:55 PM

you're really breaking my heart sweetie...silence, no news, no return texts...*the sound of a heart breaking*
jessica beard





Apr 14 2008 12:59 PM

may 29, 30, 30, june 1 and two. blonde lillet, some markers and business cards, please.
jessica beard





Apr 11 2008 10:54 AM

neela, i will be in LA for five days at the end of may. we must hang out. i will bring the judgement if you throw together some caustic wit....
Massari





Apr 8 2008 3:08 PM

Massari





Apr 3 2008 5:10 PM

Hi! Sorry I've not been on the AIM. Canceled all home interweb. So I still owe you some more tunes. I will try my hardest to make it down there b4 summer. Oh yeah, your boyfriend combs his hair with a cock.
jade.





Mar 28 2008 7:42 PM

oh man, i miss you... reading a neela blog just brightens my day.. and makes me a tad bit homesick...
i miss the faghags who aren’t cool enough to be friends with gay men but currently date closeted ones.... it just doesnt translate over here.

write me a frikin email some day yah? i think of you ever time i squish the underside of a fat cat.. dance to radiohead.. or hear a good laugh.
xxx
☭COMRADE STALLEN☭





Mar 28 2008 7:11 PM

☭COMRADE STALLEN☭





Mar 25 2008 10:55 PM

Awww!!! They look like big sea slugs, that happen to have legs, ears, eyes, tails, and orange fur... ?

If there is such a campaign, your cats could very well be the next poster children of American capitalism. Now if we could only find a 2 cat sized Hoverounds and fanny packs...
Nako





Mar 25 2008 11:06 AM

Your cats are so cute, I just want to squish my face between their pillow bodies.
Nako





Mar 20 2008 5:29 PM

jen





Mar 18 2008 8:01 PM

the space is acting all difficult and stuff.

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Erin





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Scarah





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Julian





Mar 17 2008 8:34 AM

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Golden





Mar 10 2008 6:52 PM

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Feb 19 2008 7:04 AM

What the hell I just got tones for a year, and this site has every ringtone you can imagine, tons of underground/unreleased stuff too!

www.FreshestRing.com
Caputo





Feb 14 2008 10:59 AM

Happy Valentine's Day My Love

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Feb 9 2008 9:25 PM

30's is the new 20's!!!
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Feb 9 2008 7:50 PM