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Neeley
Stand-Up / Sketch Comedy / Improv

		I must confess, I was born at a very early age. Female 29 years old LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA United States Last Login: 7/9/2009
Mood: blissful
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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/neeleyward

Neeley's Comedian Bio

Website	neeleyward.com
TV Shows	MTV-as bullsh*t, bunch of crap nobody has ever seen

Neeley's Interests

General	glitter-graphics.com pretty much just being awesome...and listening to my boombox on sundays!
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Groups:	DANE COOK at LAUGH FACTORY 10pm this TUES 4/1/2008 View All Neeley's Groups

Neeley's Details

Status:	In a Relationship
Here for:	Networking
Hometown:	Port Huron
Religion:	Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:	Aries
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes

Neeley's Clips

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Clips: 3

Total Plays: 2327

Plays Today: 0

Anger problems and wickes furniture

Run Time: 262

Plays: 679
Comments: 3

Stand up @comedy store

Run Time: 376

Plays: 1105
Comments: 2

Headless female seek roommate

Run Time: 185

Plays: 543
Comments: 2

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Neeley's Blurbs

About me:

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glitter-graphics.com I am equal parts Class, Sass and White Trash, I didnt grow up WT or in a trailer...BUT I cant wait till I can afford one. Ive been told I have NO grey area, (I do have a pink area though) I love it or I hate it...I laugh a lot. Clean sheets are under rated, as is POWDERED Chi lattes and NEW ketchup bottles (when you can hear the clliiick). I Love Cadillacs (I drive one). I hate onions and have started a petition to band them in all 50 states. Ive never met a fart i didn't laugh at...that is not an invite to fart on or by me. I cant think of a purple food I like, including eggplant. I love dirty dogs with clean breath. I love squirrels, mainly cause they like nuts, and so do I. I hate home depot it gives me anxiety. I love watermelon and buffalo wings (not together), I don't drink enough milk. I hate the band korn, I love the food corn, in a can, on the cobb or creamed. Heavy mouth breathers freak me out, as do people with constant bad breath. I may honestly have a melt down if the plastic ware is forgotten on any take out food!

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Who I'd like to meet:
More than anything, id like to trade a few people I have ALREADY met, and get a refund or exchange of some kind...

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Neeley's Friend Space (Top 11)

Neeley has 853 friends.

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Best Of Myspace Comedy	Jun 1 2009 10:11 PM Hey thanks for being a friend. My good Catholic friend Brian McCarthy has a new show called Panty Droppers. In his show he talks about my two favorite subjects sex and liquor. . Please check it out and visit his site http://www.myspace.com/brianpmccarthy to tell him what you think of Panty Droppers!
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Mr Awesome	Apr 10 2009 3:01 AM my latest video blog... http://youtube.com/richardland -- if you have a youtube and are not subscribed to my channel... i cant gaurantee i will spare your life when im emperror of earth..
PRESTO	Mar 19 2009 8:51 PM Appreciate the add, glad ya diggin the music. Don't be a stranger & hit me up....bless Presto™ "Push work" www.prestosworld.com twitter.com/prestosworld 1-888-832-2536
Best Of Myspace Comedy	Mar 11 2009 11:20 PM Hey thanks for being a friend Please CLICK HERE to see our Video of the Week. myspace. com/SLOTCARTV ..
Sarah Taylor	Mar 2 2009 11:09 PM Hey Neely, you were SO funny Friday at The QOC Show! Great show! (looked for you on Facebook...are you resisting the herd and staying clear of that monster?)
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Sir Charles	Jan 31 2009 4:32 PM Was your Friday THIS much fun?!?! HAHA. Have a great weekend!! .. C
"Ultimate Laff-Down"	Dec 7 2008 8:06 PM Congrats for moving on to the QUARTER FINALS in the Ultimate Laff-Down XVI
LEIF	Nov 26 2008 9:08 AM WHAT IS A BFF?
Rosemarys Garden	Nov 23 2008 7:22 PM Thanks for being friends with us! You have a very cool profile here. We likey! Let's stay connected and don't forget we are playing our Holiday Party.... Sat Dec6th at Molly Malones on 575 S Fairfax in Hollywood We play at 10:30pm Cover$6 Hope to see you there! Cheers Michael-Louis
LEIF	Nov 13 2008 10:08 AM Im Rick James bitch.... Spewin i missed you, but i had a teee perty with PARIS.. xxxl
Best Of Myspace Comedy	Oct 28 2008 8:44 PM High Society Movie Click Here and tell us what you think about our new favorite movie! Is it 420 YET! ....
ΞΞAsтнмαΞΞκοɾβεη δαլլας®	Oct 21 2008 6:05 AM hey whats good people latino america madd thanks for all the support add the music you like let it sync to your ipod also stay updated on shows new videos and events thanks!! AsMeZe
OC RollerGirls Derby League	Sep 22 2008 7:25 PM Thanks for the adding us to your friends list. Now come out and see us in action. OC Roller Girls will go up against LA Derby Dolls and Inland Empire Derby Divas in this exciting double-header event at the Los Alamitos Joint Forces Base. The Lifetime Channel, OC Register and Orange Coast Magazine will all be there shooting this Sept 27th bout too. BATTLE ON THE BASE on September 27th at Los Alamitos Joint Forces Base - Hanger 3, 4522 Saratoga Ave., Los Alamitos, CA 90720 YOU MUST HAVE ID TO GET ON BASE!! Doors open at 5pm! Games begin at 6pm & 7pm. $10 advance tickets / $12 at the door ($10 with military ID.) Children under 10 get in free. BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW: http://www. brownpapertickets. com/producer/2911 WE are pleased to say, $4 of each ticket benefits Wounded Warrior Project and the beer garden benefits Morale, Welfare & Recreation on base. We are having a Super Fan contest too. Come to BATTLE ON THE BASE in all your OCRG-loving glory and you just might win a prize! We will be raffling off some great prizes with proceeds going to Wounded Warrior Project as well. After party for 21+ crowd to follow at American Legion Post 716. The address is 3252 Florista St, Los Alamitos, CA 90270
LEIF	Sep 18 2008 4:05 PM I WAS A MODEL WITH CALVIN CLEIN ITS A MADE IN CHINA VERSION OF CK ONLY MORE AFFORDABLE. THE CHINESE MAKE THEM IN MY SIZE. XX MISS YA BITCH WHAT YA DOIN?
Baron Rockness	Sep 2 2008 4:55 PM what the CRAP Neeley? I've been patient all F*in summer for you to come out this way and so far...squat...what's the deal?
Best Of Myspace Comedy	Aug 10 2008 9:48 PM Lesbian Threesome Click Here and tell us what you think about a threesome with Eden.
BUFORD B...	Jul 16 2008 11:52 PM Hope u have a wonderful evening angel....

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