Tristan is classy.
This is life, and everything's alright...

Male
24 years old
Indianapolis, INDIANA
United States



Last Login: 7/15/2009
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    Tristan is classy.'s Interests
GeneralMusic, Mixed Martial Arts (AKA Ultimate Fighting), Wrestling, Politics, Stand-Up Comedy, and Reading
MusicWhen it comes to music, I am a very diverse person. I listen to anything from Punk to Country to Funk to Pop. So here is just a short list of some of my favorite bands and artists... Van Stellar, Taking Back Sunday, Straylight Run, Brand New, The Movielife, Fall Out Boy, RunnerUp, Bright Eyes, Blink 182, New Found Glory, Green Day, Relient K, Fenix Tx, Sum 41, Boxcar Racer, Midtown, Yellowcard, The Starting Line, Sugarcult, Allister, Something Corporate, Jack's Mannequin, Saves the Day, Short of A Dollar, Thrice, Armor For Sleep, AFI, Dont Look Down, Underoath, Rise Against, Say Anything, The Ataris, Goldfinger, Reel Big Fish, Less Than Jake, Coheed and Cambria, Motion City Soundtrack, Modest Mouse, Franz Ferdinand, Muse, The Killers, Jet, Scissor Sisters, Switchfoot, Dashboard Confessional, Coldplay, The Eels, Pedro the Lion, Eve 6, Fuel, Third Eye Blind, Matchbox 20, Three Doors Down, Maroon 5, Oasis, Ben Folds, Gin Blossoms, Better Than Ezra, Spin Doctors, Deep Blue Something, Semi-Sonic, ACDC, The Cars, Tom Petty, Creedence Clearwater Revival, 50 Cent, Outkast, Nelly, Akon, John Mayer, Andy Stochansky...ok, so it wasn't that short!
MoviesSuperbad, Dumb and Dumber, A Wet Hot American Summer, Old School, Zoolander, Dodgeball, Anchorman, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, Van Wilder, Joe Dirt, Tommy Boy, Big Daddy, The Wedding Singer, Bubble Boy, Spaceballs, Super Troopers, Beerfest, Baseketball, Orgasmo, Cannibal: The Musical, Saved!, Leap of Faith, Forrest Gump, Pay It Forward, The Never Ending Story, Donnie Darko, Boondock Saints, Memento, The Prestige, Fight Club, Se7en, The Butterfly Effect, Identity, Wicker Park, American Beauty, Mystic River, American History X, Gothika, Can't Hardly Wait, Office Space, Cool Runnings, Vision Quest, Remember the Titans, Lord of the Rings I-III, Back to the Future I-III, American Pie I-III, Rocky I-VI
TelevisionGossip Girl, Lost, Scrubs, House, Fringe, South Park, American Idol, The Real World, The Ultimate Fighter, The Office, Stand-Up Comedy, Football
BooksThe Average American Male by Chad Kultgen; Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman; Killing Yourself to Live by Chuck Klosterman; A Long Way Down by Nick Hornby; Survivor by Chuck Paluhniak; The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown; My Life by Bill Clinton; Eye Contact by Cammy McGovern; The Five People You Meet In Heaven by Mitch Albom; The Lord of the Rings: I-III by J.R.R. Tokien; A New Kind of Christian by Brian McLaren; Make It Happen by Mitch Clark; It's True, It's True by Kurt Angle
Heroes
Groups: The semi-official VAN STELLAR fan clubAnderson Football LeagueMyspace Sexual PredatorsI Wrestled Bitch, so don't Fuck with me!!!da jeenyus convenchunMMA RecruiterFTHFightGer

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     Tristan is classy.'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Anderson, IN
Body type:6' 3" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college

   Tristan is classy.'s Schools
Ivy Tech East Central
Anderson,Indiana
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: General Studies
 

2004 to Present
Ashland University
Ashland,Ohio
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Secondary Social Studies Education
 

2003 to 2003
Highland Senior High School
Anderson,Indiana
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Wrestling, Mascot, Social Studies Club, Poetry Club
 

1999 to 2003



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   Tristan is classy.'s Blurbs
About me:
* Hi, my name is Tristan Yunker, but you can call me Awesome.

* 23 years old. 6 ft 3 inches tall. 175 lbs. Brown Hair. Blue Eyes.

* I live in Indianapolis, however I am originally from Anderson, IN.

* Graduate of Anderson Highland High School, Class of 2003.

* I like music, however it is NOT my life.

* I make a living as a Professional Mixed Martial Artist. And yes, I can beat anyone...including you, Randy Couture!

* I'm an aspiring entreprenuer.

* President & CEO of Pro/Am Combat Sports and Premier MMA.

* Owner of Entourage Personal Security Systems.

* I plan on opening my own gym/training facility in the near future

* Probably the smartest person you'll ever get the chance to meet.

* I plan on working for myself in the future. I kind of like the idea of being my own boss.

* World class chef.

* Politics interest me.

* Jack of all trades.

* I play bass guitar, however I'm no longer in a band.

* I like to read...alot.

* I'm also an aspiring film writer.

* Art is nice to look at, although I'm not really good at analyzing it.

* Ohh, did I mention I do stand-up? Because I do.

* I am actually "10 feet tall and bulletproof."

* Contact Info:
AIM = Tristan Yunker
MSN = TYunker@hotmail.com
YM = T_Rizzle_Dizzle

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Defeating Clay Guida:


Defeating John Halverson:


Defeating Jason Chambers:


Whooping some more ass:


Grappling vs Josh Souder:


Best boxing match ever!!!
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Sweep the leg Johnny!!!


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Tristan is classy.'s Friends Comments
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Tim





Jun 21 2009 1:38 AM

Happy Birthday...
stacie





Jun 21 2009 1:38 AM

Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast ;)
Stephen





Jun 21 2009 1:38 AM

just wanted to drop a line or two to say happy birthday hope its a good one!!!! Let me know when your next fight is so i can try and make it
AMBITION





May 31 2009 8:08 PM

Thank you for last night, that was a great show and we had a lot of fun.
No Mercy Athletics





May 18 2009 7:27 PM

AMBITION





May 12 2009 10:30 PM

Thanks for the time and knowledge. See you tomorrow. By the way, that MMA Highlight video you've got on your page is by far the best one I've ever seen.
~*Michelle Lee*~





Mar 13 2009 11:56 PM

Hey Stranger hope your surviving its been forever.
hit me up sometime soon i got a new phone number if you want it ill message it to ya
Jeff





Mar 1 2009 2:28 PM

whats up man.
, how the hell have you been?
Jeremy "LIVING THE DREAM" Carver





Feb 11 2009 10:06 PM

When u fighting Guillam.
† ·Ars Veneficus· †





Dec 16 2008 10:04 PM

Get whooped, trick.
*flex*
tasha





Dec 16 2008 1:38 AM

why you always gotta be a jerk?
Corey Rocks™





Dec 14 2008 8:33 PM

bro its been a grip.

you missed kelly punching a hole in this dudes lip last night haha
AMBITION





Dec 12 2008 5:40 AM

Damn bro, I see you headed to the top; puttin' it to ma'fuckas. Came along way since them Scot tights. Congratulations bro. Is my cousin Justin still trainin' with you? I've been trainin' on my own, but there's only so much I can do by myself. Hint Hint Help me out man. All I need to know is when and where.
Miss D





Dec 11 2008 3:10 PM

Heeeeeey! You know if Cal's workin the door tomorrow night? Think I might come, but def have to beat his ass.
Zac





Dec 9 2008 11:53 PM

whassup punk?
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Dec 8 2008 10:03 AM

It's the last month of 2008, hope yours is excellent: have a great new year!
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Nov 24 2008 10:18 PM

Congrtas on yo last win triastan.
Was watchin yo video u beat clay! Y u not in the ufc lol
Jerald





Nov 24 2008 5:38 PM

glad to hear you won... how did you finish the fight? Btw where you training at these days?
Fabes





Nov 24 2008 1:31 PM

You are Classy.

You are awesome.

You prefer to congregate with those of the same race.

You're not so bad!
Kim





Nov 24 2008 2:37 PM

And I must say...the dancing at the end was priceless!!! hahaha!!!
Kim





Nov 24 2008 2:20 AM

Congrats on the win!!! I'm looking forward to seeing the next one!
Ryan[Guard Dog ]





Nov 24 2008 12:48 AM

Hey howd you do
Corey Rocks™





Nov 23 2008 8:29 PM

No Mercy Athletics





Nov 23 2008 9:41 PM

+Chad+





Nov 23 2008 6:25 PM

congrats.
how did u get the W?
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