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Neighbourhood Chat
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Next week i'm planning on carrying an ovulating weasel in a haversack across the Irish hillocks.

Male
22 years old
Devon
United Kingdom



Last Login: 1/30/2009
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Biological warfare?
Websitecauty.co.uk
InfluencesThe very strange world in which we live in has forced us to run around screaming, wearing moustaches and hats, to keep our tortured minds at peace.
MembersA fragment of the imagination, commonly known as ARTHUR CAUTY. JAKE "3 T-shirts" CAUTY. The Self proclaimed " Funky drumming soul shaman " SEAN TAYLOR. The ding-dong Dinghy man ....and frequent special guests, including the late great PELICAN SMITH.
TV ShowsWe are always on TV!!! We've been on channels such as "Channel invisible" and "The Channel which doesn't exist!"
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BooksAre you sick of hearing people swear really rubbishly? Do you want to see a vast improvement in the way people swear? Swearing is a form of art and must be taken seriously. You have to swear like your life depends on it, swear with a passion. In our book you can learn all the necessary details to get you swearing like a pro. Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting The cost of the book is 500 rupees. If you would like to order this book please contact us and leave your details. Despite the huge demand we are unable to accept payment in any form other than rupees. This may seem slightly peculiar but we have discovered that rupees are the safetest currency in the world, none of this pound or dollar bullshit, and of course the safety of our customers is number one priority.

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For you hungry carnivores out there we also sell cubes and strips of ham for 40 rupees each. Take advantage of our current special offer, buy 10 books and get a free tin of Pedigree Chum for that special bitch in your life.

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Status:Single
Zodiac Sign:Libra

   Neighbourhood Chat's Schools
South Dartmoor Community College
Newton Abbot, United Kingdom
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
 

1998 to 2005


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Always Wear A Helmet
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Wilbur & Murphy 2
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Wilbur & Murphy and The Domino Forest
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The Pig & the Whistle 2
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Crimewatch UK
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The Bastard Collector 2
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The Motherfucking Bible
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Transvestite Lampshade Voodoo
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The Pig and the Whistle
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We like taking the piss out of things. We also film crazy shit which doesnt make any sense. One day we hope to make something which is so surreal and weird and disturbing and "random" that anybody watching it will go completely insane and explode. We all have dreams.... We are currently working on a feature length film called "The 3 Kings" (not to be mistaken with the similarly titled "Three Kings" starring George Clooney) which we are going to send to Steven Spielberg and then he’s going to give us loads of money. It’s gonna be screened at a few places around Devon and entered into some film festivals. We are thought of as some of the weirdest people in the world, but in our eyes we are normal and everyone else is weird. Please feel free to watch our videos and tell us what you think of them.

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Who I'd like to meet:
Somebody with a neck for a head, somebody who can shoot fire out of their eyes, a porridge monster, a bag-pipes bastard, metal wasps, beard bitches, crunchy punchy alligators, a pomegranate pimp, a talking german typewriter with a huge moustache, hamsters on pogo-sticks, guilty giraffes, someone with a banana headache...

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Jul 8 2009 8:50 AM

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Jul 17 2008 4:58 AM

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May 16 2008 6:56 PM

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Apr 21 2008 10:46 PM

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Apr 18 2008 4:18 PM

hey there guys!
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Apr 17 2008 9:08 PM

Neighbourhood Chat,

I stumbled across your page last night and all in all, very impressed, considering your age and the fact that you're low budget, right?

Have you ever considered live performances?

Haven't laughed that hard in yonks! You guys are a breath of fresh air from all the other crap on TV.

Let's see more! Bring on Neighbourhood Chat!
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Apr 17 2008 5:44 PM

I luv neighbourhood chat! <3 xxx
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